Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for hockey and F1, celebrating Bruins, players, and games in multiple tweets like “Bruins winning, Geekie on hatty watch, goalie fight a masterpiece” and “JEREMY SWAYMAN MY GOAT”.
- Culturally engaged: Engages with music, movies, and awards, e.g. reacting to Bad Bunny’s win in “acordei e descobri que o bad bunny ganhou aoty, gracias a dios nací en latinoamerica” and discussing films like No Other Choice in “everytime I remember No Other Choice didn't made the cut in best international movie I get sad”.
- Opinionated thinker: Expresses clear, strong opinions on systems and fandoms, such as criticizing EA’s injury system in “i hate the injury system of the EA games so fuckin much” and calling out excuses about PWHL access in “It's really annoying to me how some canadians are making lazy excuses that they don't watch PWHL”.
- Resourceful viewer: Actively looks for ways to watch sports and shares tips, like mentioning onhockeytv and free options in “you don't even need a vpn, you can just watch on onhockeytv for free on Google” and talking about torrent archives in “just found an awesome site that has all hockey games recorded”.
- Community oriented: Speaks as part of larger groups and considers others’ experiences, such as referencing Brazilian fans in “nah anyone out of the US Canada axis is pretty much happy, at least in Brasil we are” and criticizing Canadian viewers’ excuses around PWHL access in “It's really annoying to me how some canadians are making lazy excuses”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm expression: Uses very strong, alarming wording about self-harm in “im killing myself tonight”, which can be distressing to others and risky for their own well‑being even if hyperbolic.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing and swearing, e.g. “no fuckin way they gave a penalty fuck off” and “I hate his guts so fuckin bad”, which can come across as hostile or off‑putting.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between extremes of joy and anger during games, such as anxious frustration in “don't watch hockey, they will make you anxious” and intense reactions like “HAHAHA BRUINS REMONTADA”.
- Confrontational tone: Tends to push points in a combative way, as in “It's really annoying to me how some canadians are making lazy excuses” and “then don't make up excuses”, which can hinder dialogue.
- Stress over fandom: Lets sports results heavily impact mood, shown by anxious pleas like “Bruins wins today, pls” and frustration over penalties and game anxiety in “no fuckin way they gave a penalty fuck off” and “don't watch hockey, they will make you anxious”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: impulsive, sarcastic, sports-obsessed, and living for chaos in a fun, jokey way. They're loudly passionate about their teams and revel in the drama and fights, just like Bart loving mayhem in the schoolyard, with posts like “AHAHAHAHAJA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “LET THEM FIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE”. Their hockey and Bruins fixation, from “Bruins winning, Geekie on hatty watch, goalie fight a masterpiece” to “don't watch hockey, they will make you anxious”, mirrors Bart’s obsessive fandom and thrill-seeking energy. The dramatic, dark-humor outburst in “im killing myself tonight” fits Bart’s flair for over-the-top, edgy expressions rather than calm introspection. At the same time, their strong opinions about fairness in watching sports, like “you don't even need a vpn, you can just watch on onhockeytv for free... if you don't want to see it, that's fine, but then don't make up excuses”, show the blunt, call-it-like-it-is attitude Bart often has when he actually cares about something.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is loud, reactive, and very outward‑focused on sports events and community hype, e.g. “Bruins winning, Geekie on hatty watch, goalie fight a masterpiece” and “whole tl going crazy about Minten, that's the prince's people i fear”, showing energy from shared experiences and online interaction rather than solitary reflection. They’re more Intuitive than Sensing: although they react to concrete games, they quickly generalize to ideas and systems, like criticizing access excuses for women’s hockey in “It's really annoying to me how some canadians are making lazy excuses that they don't watch PWHL…” and theorizing about contract patterns in F1 academy in “wonder which team will give Maya Weug a contract, probably will be one like Abbi's contract”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: value‑laden, emotional, and empathetic, as seen in “nah anyone out of the US Canada axis is pretty much happy, at least in Brasil we are” and their frustration with unfairness in “you don't even need a vpn… if you don't want to see it, that's fine, but then don't make up excuses”, and they use expressive language about love/hatred of players and teams like “PAVEL ZACHA MY LOVE”. They appear Perceiving rather than Judging: their tweeting is spontaneous and reactive (live reactions like “AHAHAHAHAJA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “WAIIIITTTT”), and they openly admit disorganization such as “i need to update my straw page so fuckin bad”. Overall, a passionate, expressive sports and media fan who lives in the moment, chases enthusiasm, and argues from values over cold logic fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the Bruins can pull a remontada like that Lightning game, do you think I’ve got a shot at turning your ‘im killing myself tonight’ mood into ‘JEREMY SWAYMAN MY GOAT’ levels of happiness instead?
- You’re out here praying for Bruins wins, screaming ‘LET THEM FIGHT’ and calling Fraser Minten baby goat… I don’t know about EA’s injury system, but I’m definitely taking emotional damage from how hard I’m falling for your hockey brain.
- You woke up thankful Bad Bunny won AOTY and you’re hyped about Maya Weug and F1 Academy—so if I say we should watch No Other Choice, a Bruins game, and an F1 race back-to-back, is that basically your perfect date or what?
- You said watching hockey makes you anxious and you still stay up yelling BRIGUEM and Bruins winning—if you can survive that kind of stress, maybe you’re strong enough to handle me nervously trying to flirt with you right now.
- You hate that PWHL excuses, pirate NHL streams from Brazil, and get way too invested in a movie that got snubbed—so clearly you have taste, dedication, and passion. I’m just trying to figure out how to get added to that very selective favorites list of yours.
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19 • Brazilian • Bruins-obsessed hockey fan & F1 Academy watcher. Once watched a game on a torrent in 144p and still screamed like it was HD.– @charlesnachos
Your signature cocktail
Bruins & Bubbles: The Minten Meltdown
This cocktail hits like overtime hockey anxiety with a silver tequila shot, capturing the chaotic energy of yelling “LET THEM FIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE” in the middle of a Bruins game “LET THEM FIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE” and rejoicing over goalie fights and remontadas “Bruins winning, Geekie on hatty watch, goalie fight a masterpiece”. The Guaraná soda with lime brings bright Brazilian fizz to honor “19 🇧🇷” and the way they celebrate both Bad Bunny and sports, like waking up thrilled that “bad bunny ganhou aoty” “acordei e descobri que o bad bunny ganhou aoty, gracias a dios nací en latinoamerica”. Spicy mango syrup stands for their fiery, opinionated side, whether roasting EA’s injury system “i hate the injury system of the EA games so fuckin much” or calling out lazy excuses about watching PWHL “you don't even need a vpn, you can just watch on onhockeytv for free”. A coffee liqueur float represents late-night game watching, streaming struggles, and torrent-hunting dedication “just found an awesome site that has all hockey games recorded, but only through torrents”, plus brooding over movies like No Other Choice “everytime I remember No Other Choice didn't made the cut in best international movie I get sad”. Finally, the salt and crushed chili rim is the salty, dramatic fan side that yells at refs and penalties “no fuckin way they gave a penalty fuck off” yet still clings to hope with “Bruins wins today 🤞” “Bruins wins today 🤞” and worships their hockey goats “JEREMY SWAYMAN MY GOAT”. This drink is strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and absolutely unhinged—just like live-tweeting a Bruins comeback while plotting your next F1 academy binge.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of passion, emotional intensity, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they care about. Their timeline is full of impulsive, in-the-moment reactions during hockey games, like “LET THEM FIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE” and “LET THEM FIGHT BRUH IDC”, which fit Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded, confrontational energy. They also demonstrate a strong sense of calling people out and insisting on what they believe is right, as in their criticism of PWHL viewership excuses: “you don't even need a vpn, you can just watch on onhockeytv for free… it's just a matter of wanting to… if you don't want to see it, that's fine, but then don't make up excuses”. Their sports loyalty and willingness to ride the emotional roller coaster with the Bruins—“don't watch hockey, they will make you anxious” and “HAhaha BRUINS REMONTADA”—also reflect the bold, heart-on-sleeve commitment typical of Gryffindor fans. Even their over-the-top dramatic reactions, like “im killing myself tonight”, show a flair for melodrama and intensity that aligns more with Gryffindor’s fiery temperament than the subtler traits of the other houses.
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drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-suited song for them is drivers license because it balances intense emotion, melodrama, and a very online, chronically-posting energy. They swing hard between passion and despair in the same timeline, from all-caps hockey chaos like “AHAHAHAHAJA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “JEREMY SWAYMAN MY GOAT” to darker posts such as “im killing myself tonight”. That emotional whiplash mirrors the song’s theme of heartbreak mixed with anger and obsession. Their passionate stanning of teams and players, like “FRASER MINTEN BABY GOAT” and “PAVEL ZACHA MY LOVE”, fits the song’s vibe of fixating intensely on people and moments. Even their pop-culture takes, from movies to Bad Bunny and F1 Academy, show someone who feels everything loudly and dramatically, just like the song’s protagonist.
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