Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at their own expense, like calling themself dumb in “I can feel myself getting dumber” and saying their roommate has “70iq” in this tweet.
- Creative trolling: Uses elaborate bits and ironic setups, like the ‘old south account’ persona in “where i would act like I was a black guy” and the planned noise prank on their boss in this tweet.
- Affectionate loyalty: Expresses pride and attachment to friends, like drawing for a friend in “drew this for my friend @wivewa” and saying “I can make it one more year with my friends” in this tweet.
- Playful self-expression: Leans into niche interests and identity openly, like listing “New obsessions: Pepe✨ Homestuck👿 Trans girls💅” in this tweet and describing their “3 poly daddies” in this tweet.
- Observant commentary: Notices and comments on cultural/online trends, like criticizing extraction shooters in “Arc raiders is poop” and mocking y2k track naming in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Racial insensitivity: Uses slurs and stereotypes, like “black ppl think that bands don’t exist anymore” in this tweet and the n-word in “is this nigga for serious”.
- Cruel joking: Makes aggressive or violent jokes, like wanting to punch their grandma in this tweet and joking about stuffing ornaments down someone’s throat in this tweet.
- Edgy fixation: Relies heavily on shock and offensive irony, like “Black people and 80iq europeans” in this tweet and the “kekistani flag” story in this tweet.
- Public oversharing: Posts intense personal and interpersonal drama, like discussing a gun threat on their birthday in this tweet and their roommate’s self-harm scars in this tweet.
- Self-destructive tone: Expresses hopelessness and low self-worth, like “The only thing anyone feels here is sadness I live in hell” in this tweet and worrying about “aids” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of impulsive trolling, edgy humor, and underlying vulnerability. Like Bart, they lean into provocative, taboo jokes and racial/online-culture bait, as in “Black people and 80iq europeans found out about moshpits again and theyre going bananas” and “who remembers the old south account where i would act like I was a black guy. oh nobody? because I have no day ones?”. They relish trolling friends and online enemies, echoing Bart’s prankster side: “you know youve hit rock bottom when u start to troll ur friends..” and “boss is clearly a coke addict so im thinking of playing crazy noises off my phone until he gets too anxious to come back”. At the same time, there’s self-awareness and hints of dissatisfaction or angst beneath the jokes, like “I can feel myself getting dumber” and “The only thing anyone feels here is sadness I live in hell i can make it one more year with my friends but I HAVE to get out of this evil place”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional introspective episodes. Their chaotic interests (Pepe, Homestuck, trans girls, metalcore, gaming) and self-deprecating, mischievous tone fit Bart’s archetype far better than more earnest or responsible characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly engage with others, reply/quote people, and talk about shows and roommates, e.g. social commentary like “Women are even more desperate than I am its disgusting how they approach people at these shows” and inside-jokey posts like “you can come to my house and break all my shit dude its cool” show a very outward-facing, socially energized style. They appear iNtuitive (N): they riff on symbols and memes (Pepe, MLP, rapture, gallery case) and turn them into broader, ironic takes such as “it was supposed to take us all to paradise” and “whoever made this image is the man Bravo!”, focusing more on ideas and implications than concrete detail. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt, critical and often harshly analytical, e.g. “league of legends is so much better than deadlock are people really convincing themself that shit is worth anything” and “nick mullen got retarded music taste he need to shut the fuck up.”, prioritizing evaluation over harmony. They fit Perceiving (P) more than J: they present as spontaneous, scattered and reactive rather than structured or planned, joking about changing habits impulsively like “Im proud to announce im quitting the nword for the second time. For real this time.” and embracing chaotic day-to-day experiences such as “boss is clearly a coke addict so im thinking of playing crazy noises off my phone until he gets too anxious to come back”. Overall, the combination of outward, combative humor, idea‑driven meme play, and improvisational chaos aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘just finished Cum Town’ and it was ‘not very good’—wanna upgrade to a better podcast where it’s just you and me talking shit and occasionally making out?
- You’re out here defending League over Deadlock, arguing about gallery case prices, and mourning Ozzy… clearly you make questionable investments. Lucky for me, I’m ready to be your next one.
- You said you wanna dress better but clothes are expensive—how about we go thrifting, you rate my fits like one of your RYM metalcore albums, and I’ll pretend I’m only the 43rd most forgettable guy you’ve ever met?
- For someone who ‘broke free from the cycle’ and still hears the Discord ring when the PC is off, you seem pretty haunted already… so if we went on a date, I’d at least try to be your favorite demon.
- You posted ‘New obsessions: Pepe, Homestuck, trans girls’—I can’t draw Pepe or write Homestuck, but I *can* be a cute gay guy from Houston who lets you serenade him and calls you ‘prince❣️’ back.
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Your new Twitter bio
Houston-based shitposter & gamer. Once quit the n-word twice, still can’t quit League. VR optimist, Pepe archivist, trying to dress better on a budget.– @charlscarrol
Your signature cocktail
The 99.4% White Pepe Fizz
This drink starts with high-proof white rum for the chaotic, oversharing gamer energy and self-roast of being "99.4% white" in the bio and posts like “I genuinely have a 70iq roommate hes so retarded its dangerous”. Matcha-peppermint syrup gives a weirdly fresh, green sweetness for the constant Pepe/irony fixation, from “New obsessions: Pepe✨ Homestuck👿 Trans girls💅” to “Good pepe”. The sour citrus mix reflects his sharp, sometimes mean humor and frustration with life, like “The only thing anyone feels here is sadness I live in hell...” and “nick mullen got retarded music taste he need to shut the fuck up.”. A splash of cheap beer nods to his broke/lowbrow vibes and straight-edge-but-not-really contradictions in “yes im straight edge now but I just couldn’t help myself!!”. Finally, activated charcoal glitter soda makes it dark, sparkly, and a little toxic, echoing the edgy racial jokes and self-aware trolling in posts like “who remembers the old south account where i would act like I was a black guy.” and “Im proud to announce im quitting the nword for the second time.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of edge, self-preservation, and social maneuvering. They joke about manipulating situations and people, like considering tormenting their boss for their own comfort in “boss is clearly a coke addict so im thinking of playing crazy noises off my phone until he gets too anxious to come back”, and openly reflect on having once run an account built on a deceptive persona in “who remembers the old south account where i would act like I was a black guy. oh nobody? because I have no day ones?”. Their humor is often cruel or ruthless, as seen in “I wanna punch my grandma every time she talks on the phone” and “I genuinely have a 70iq roommate hes so retarded its dangerous”, which signals low emphasis on Hufflepuff-style kindness or fairness. They constantly position themselves within online hierarchies and niche cliques, such as the irony/trolling scene in “you know youve hit rock bottom when u start to troll ur friends..” and “Irony twt help me out”, showing a focus on social positioning and subcultural status rather than pure curiosity or bravery. Even when they talk about wanting a better life, it’s framed in terms of escaping a bad environment for their own sake in “I live in hell i can make it one more year with my friends but I HAVE to get out of this evil place”, highlighting self-preservation and ambition over noble sacrifice. Taken together, the manipulative humor, focus on status, and desire to escape their circumstances make Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A song that best fits them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures the mix of irony, self-deprecation, and outsider energy that runs through their posts. They’re constantly oscillating between sincere emotional frustration and joking about it, like when they say “The only thing anyone feels here is sadness I live in hell i can make it one more year with my friends but I HAVE to get out of this evil place”, which lines up with the song’s lonely, misfit narrator. There’s a strong sense of being a weirdo in a hostile or stupid world, seen in tweets like “I genuinely have a 70iq roommate hes so retarded its dangerous” and “my phone keyboard has made me an idiot i need to pick up a book and read some big words”. Their edgy humor and fixation on niche internet culture and Pepe memes, like “New obsessions: Pepe✨ Homestuck👿 Trans girls💅”, also mirror the song’s very online, loser-chic vibe. Finally, their gay and slightly romantic-chasing posts, such as “being a chaser in 2022 wuz crazy you rlly had to be ready to slide”, fit the unrequited, messy crush energy at the core of Teenage Dirtbag.
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