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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of chaotic humor, melodramatic reactions, and gleeful trolling lines up most with Bart Simpson. They constantly oscillate between clowning and over-the-top despair, like saying “EU VOU ME MATAR” right after freaking out that Sandrone didn’t appear: “CADE A SANDRONE CADÊ ELA CADE NAK NAL AMALA ALANALA.”. The user delights in being a self-proclaimed hater, proudly calling themself “hater profissional do dottore” and repeatedly tweeting things like “EU AMO MATAR O DOTTORE”, which mirrors Bart’s love of poking at authority figures. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their hyperfixations (Sandrone, Columbina, Genshin), obsessing over events and pulls: “eu quero dormir mas n consigo minha mente só tem ela” and “bom dia pra quem n dormiu direito pensando na sandrone”. Their impulsive, loud, and mischievous online persona—half chaos gremlin, half secretly sentimental fan—fits Bart better than any other Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary gaming and inner feelings rather than offline social life, and they often describe being alone, sleepless, and stuck in their head about characters, e.g., “eu quero dormir mas n consigo minha mente só tem ela” and “bom dia pra quem n dormiu direito pensando na sandrone”. Their focus on possibilities, symbolism, and long-term anticipation over concrete real‑life details suggests Intuition (N); they obsess over future lore, leaks, and theories like “estou com uma teoria interessante sobre como vai ser o retorno da sandrone” and “como vai ser minha vida agr sem leak da sandrone...”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over strict logic: their reactions are emotional, dramatic, and value‑driven, e.g., “EU AMO MATAR O DOTTORE” and the heartfelt New Year wish “desejo um feliz ano novo... amo todos, fiquem bem e tenham um ano excelente”. On the Perceiving (P) side, they appear spontaneous, reactive, and somewhat chaotic with planning—staying up all night for events and exploring on impulse, such as “DEPOIS DE FICAR 12 HORAS SEGUIDAS JOGANDO SEM CONSEGUIR DORMIR ELA VEIO” and “eu quero dormir mas n consigo”. Overall, their intense inner fantasy life, emotional investment in characters, and loose planning style align most closely with INFP.

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Genshin lore & pulls, Sandrone/Columbina enthusiast, full-time Dottore skeptic. Once farmed a whole region just to wait for one banner.– @chartssand

Your signature cocktail
This drink is sharp, chaotic and overcaffeinated, just like someone who tweets “EU NÃO CONSIGO DORMIR” and then immediately asks “bom dia amigos como faz pro dia passar mais rápido?”. White cachaça represents their Brazilian energy and the unfiltered way they scream “CADE A SANDRONE CADÊ ELA” into the void. Elderflower liqueur is the unexpectedly gentle sweetness under all the yelling, like when they wish everyone a year full of columbinas and sandrones in this new year tweet. Strong cold-brew coffee captures the sleepless leak-chasing and live-countdowns from “6 horas e 38 minutos” to “QUINZE MINUTOS”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark, dramatic note worthy of a self‑proclaimed “hater profissional do dottore” who proudly says “EU AMO MATAR O DOTTORE”. Finally, a splash of sparkling tonic water keeps it fizzy and chaotic, like someone who can go from “to pensando na sandrone” to plotting banners, teams and theories in a single scroll.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are loyalty, dedication, and a kind of stubborn, hard‑working devotion to their interests and friends, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They pour a huge amount of time and emotional energy into their favorites—pre‑farming and planning for characters like Columbina and Sandrone, as shown in tweets like “bom dia amigos terminei o pre farm da columbina (só faltam as flores novas), to sentindo dobradinha pity baixo e arma chegando” and “fontaine 100% explorada pra homenagear de onde a sandrone veio <3”, which reflects persistence and dedication more than raw ambition. Their bio and repeated jokes about being a “professional hater of Dottore” are consistent, but even that is framed around loyalty to their faves rather than general cruelty or cunning, e.g. “EU AMO MATAR O DOTTORE” and “oi alguem quer matar o dottore cmg?”, showing a communal, in‑group vibe instead of lone‑wolf ambition. They care about feeling included and appreciated—“me colocaram numa lista, eu me senti querido”—and they express genuine affection and well‑wishes to others, as in “olá amigos, desejo um feliz ano novo para cada um de vocês… amo todos, fiquem bem e tenham um ano excelente”. While there is some wit and theory‑crafting that nods to Ravenclaw—like “estou com uma teoria interessante sobre como vai ser o retorno da sandrone”—their core identity revolves around perseverance, emotional attachment, and loyalty to people and characters they love, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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The song All Too Well (10 Minute Version) fits them because it’s intensely emotional, dramatic, and hyper-fixated on a single subject in the same way they orbit Sandrone and Columbina nonstop, like when they say “to pensando na sandrone”, “to pensando na columbina”, and “bom dia pra quem n dormiu direito pensando na sandrone”. The song’s narrative of overthinking every detail mirrors how they obsess over lore, leaks and comebacks, as in “to fazendo uma thread (feia, podre e horrível) sobre o retorno da sandrone e como isso pode impactar na lore” and “li os spoilers da archon quest sobre a sandrone e n digo q n imaginava, apenas queria negar pra mim q n ia acontecer”. The mix of longing and frustration in the song also matches their emotional swings from ecstatic hype to despair, like “MEU TIKTOK SÓ TEM EDIT DA SANDRONE NA 6.3 EU TO CHORANDO” and the meltdown in “EU VOU ME MATAR” after no Sandrone reveal. Finally, the song’s extended, rambling storytelling parallels how they live their fandom in real time through constant updates and dramatic commentary such as “SANDRONE CHARTS VAI A LOUCURA APÓS A SILHUETA DE SANDRONE NÃO APARECER NA LIVE DA 6.3”.

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