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Your Simpsons character
This user reads most like Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and funny but with flashes of genuine insight. Their timeline is full of gleefully unfiltered roasting and over‑the‑top reactions, like calling someone’s take “exactly at the level of braindead” in “this take is exactly at the level of braindead that i would expect from someone named goated neuvillette enjoyer” and saying “do u ever get tired of being so stupid”. The way they dramatize games and characters — “like cocolia stop hitting cipher you disgusting horrible fucking pig” and “time to never play this character again” — fits Bart’s theatrical, troublemaker energy. At the same time, they clearly care a lot about their interests and friends, bragging about builds and milestones like “100K WITH HYPERBLOOM CHASCA HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.” and playfully menacing a friend in “i have found a new way to terrorize yun daily… thank you beautiful stranger”, which mirrors Bart’s mix of mischief and loyalty. Their chaotic caps, dramatic keysmashes, and delight in stirring the pot — for example “SEND THE D0XXERS” clearly as hyperbole — round out a very Bart-like profile.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly outward-directed and engaged with many people, constantly replying, tagging friends, and reacting to drama, which points to Extraversion. For example, they frequently quote-tweet others and involve mutuals, like teasing friends in posts such as “i have found a new way to terrorize yun daily… thank you beautiful stranger”, which shows energy gained from social interaction rather than solitary reflection. Their focus is on takes, meta, and possibilities more than concrete step‑by‑step details, indicating Intuition—they talk about game design implications and future trends like “i feel like the fact that natlan characters can literally revive… immediately makes them at least top 7 10 of each of their elements” and speculative kit value in “i highkey don’t even want varka anymore, mid kit that’ll be essentially dogshit without nicole”. Their tone is analytical and combative, often calling takes "braindead" or questioning others’ reasoning, which leans Thinking: see “this take is exactly at the level of braindead that i would expect from someone named goated neuvillette enjoyer” and “do u ever get tired of being so stupid”. They appear flexible, experimental, and improvisational rather than structured or plan‑oriented—for instance, constantly testing different builds and changing opinions on comps like “yea i've been trying for like 25 mins and lunar wheelchair isn't better than regular hypercarry chasca for me 😭 maybe my bina's talents are too low? idk”, which fits Perceiving. Putting this together, the combination of extroverted debate, abstract/meta focus, sharp logical criticism, and spontaneous experimentation aligns best with ENTP.

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Park | 19 | he/him. Theorycrafting Genshin/Honkai way too seriously for someone who once hit a new DPS record after missing the reaction entirely.– @chaslanitas

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This cocktail hits like a 100k crit because it’s built for loud, unhinged DPS energy, just like their bragging about builds in “100K WITH HYPERBLOOM CHASCA HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.” and “HOLD TF ON... 100K WITH HYPERCARRY NEUV??”. The spicy chile-infused tequila represents the way they drag bad takes and people—see the delightfully rude “this take is exactly at the level of braindead that i would expect from someone named goated neuvillette enjoyer”. Blue curaçao mirrors their hydro/genshin obsession and jokes like “unlimited hydro app #unlocked”, while blood orange juice adds a dramatic, slightly bitter edge for their theatrical meltdown moments like “YO WHAT THE FUCK ILLARI );9/&3$203’fbxbxb”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it playful and chaotic to match their caps-locked reactions in “WAIT OH MY GOD YES RUWODKKWD IM WO EXCITED”. The edible glitter sugar rim is the over-the-top, pretty finishing touch for someone who proudly says “i rlly like how my profile looks <3” and lives by “live laugh love chasca ‹3.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, ruthless style that fits Slytherin’s ambition and willingness to go on the offensive. They’re quick to drag people and double down, e.g. calling someone “this bum” and jokingly urging to “SEND THE D0XXERS” or snapping back with “do u ever get tired of being so stupid”, which reflects a confrontational, dominance-asserting approach rather than diplomatic kindness. They clearly enjoy winning, optimizing, and being at the top of the meta in games, flexing results like “100K WITH HYPERBLOOM CHASCA HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.” and joking that a character is “so broken they had to ban her”, which reads as an ambitious, results-focused mindset. Even their humor has a cutting, status-aware edge, mocking others’ takes as “braindead” in “this take is exactly at the level of braindead that i would expect from someone named goated neuvillette enjoyer” and dismissing a whole video as “a nominee for the worst video of the year”. While they’re clearly passionate and witty (traits that could lean Ravenclaw or Gryffindor), the consistent throughline is ambition, competitiveness, and a willingness to be cutting or brutal to assert their views, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.

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A dramatic, slightly unhinged hype song like you should see me in a crown fits their loud, competitive, and unapologetically opinionated vibe. They constantly flex big in-game achievements and ‘broken’ builds, like when they wrote “100K WITH HYPERBLOOM CHASCA HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.” and “MAV 200K DPS????,” which matches the song’s power-trip confidence. Their timeline is full of aggressive, comedic drags—“do u ever get tired of being so stupid” and “this take is exactly at the level of braindead that i would expect from someone named goated neuvillette enjoyer”—mirroring the song’s sharp, taunting attitude. They also revel in chaos and dominance in meta debates, like “godsca so broken they had to ban her ikr 💕💕” and “president of T3”, which fits the track’s themes of ruling, being underestimated, and enjoying the power. Even their flair for drama and theatrical reactions—“YO WHAT THE FUCK ILLARI );9/&3$203’fbxbxb”—aligns with the song’s dark, cinematic energy.

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