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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: His detailed commentary on stock market trends and EU trade policies, like 'For B2B intra EU trade, the seller doesn’t charge VAT,' showcases his sharp analytical skills.
- Humorous: His sarcastic tweets, such as 'Going to start a campaign against small spoons in the company cafeteria,' reveal his knack for finding humor in everyday life.
- Curious: His fascination with linguistic trivia, like 'Frisian and English are closer than Dutch and Afrikaans,' highlights his intellectual curiosity.
- Fitness-Oriented: His tweet about squatting 230 pounds shows his commitment to physical health and self-improvement.
- Family-Oriented: Buying pizza for a kids' birthday party and making it a success demonstrates his focus on family and community.
Weaknesses:
- Sarcastic: His tweet 'Every doomer who predicted black Monday and didn't show puts should delete their accounts' might come across as overly biting to some.
- Rebellious: His refusal to simplify processes, as seen in 'No, IRS, I'm mailing you a paper check,' shows a streak of defiance that could sometimes be counterproductive.
- Opinionated: His strong opinions on podcasts like 'Rogan. Just terrible.' can alienate those with differing tastes.
- Distracted: His tweet 'Reminds me, I haven't been keeping up with Silo' hints at a tendency to lose track of ongoing interests.
- Critical: Sitting next to the dev whose work he trashes, as in 'having to hold my tongue today,' shows a tendency to be overly critical.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Thomas resembles Lisa Simpson with his intellectual curiosity and sharp wit. His tweet 'Anglo saxon was Germanic but was not German' mirrors Lisa's love for linguistic and historical trivia. His sarcastic humor, like 'Going to start a campaign against small spoons in the company cafeteria,' aligns with Lisa's knack for pointing out absurdities. Both are thoughtful, analytical, and occasionally rebellious.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Thomas fits the INTP type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His analytical tweets, like 'Reading up on EU trade policy,' show his logical and detail-oriented thinking. His curiosity about linguistics ('Frisian and English are closer than Dutch and Afrikaans') reflects intuitive exploration. His sarcastic humor ('Going to start a campaign against small spoons') aligns with INTP's quirky personality. His interest in diverse topics and reluctance to conform ('No, IRS, I'm mailing you a paper check') highlight his perceiving nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Frisian word? Because I feel an 80% lexical similarity with you!
- Did you just squat into my timeline? Because you're lifting my mood like 230 pounds!
- Are you a DSLR camera? Because every angle of you looks picture-perfect.
- Are you a small spoon? Because you're detestable, but I still can't stop thinking about you!
- Are you Bottoms Up pizza? Because you're the life of my party!
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Your new Twitter bio
Historian & Virginian | Economics geek | Fitness enthusiast | Linguistics trivia hunter | Domestic manufacturing dreamer | Sarcastic spoon hater | 📍Falls Church, VA– @ChasseurTitres
Your signature cocktail
Virginian Wit
The 'Virginian Wit' reflects Thomas's personality: sharp, warm, and a bit rebellious. Bourbon ties to his Virginian roots, while maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness to his sarcastic humor ('Going to start a campaign against small spoons'). Lemon juice represents his zest for life and curiosity ('Anglo saxon was Germanic but was not German'), and ginger ale gives it a fizzy kick, much like his witty observations.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Thomas fits Ravenclaw due to his intellectual curiosity and analytical nature. His tweets about linguistic trivia, such as 'Frisian and English are closer than Dutch and Afrikaans,' showcase a love for knowledge and detail. His commentary on economic trends, like 'S&P at we haven't seen since April 2024,' mirrors Ravenclaw's logical thinking. His humorous side adds a creative flair, making him a perfect match for this house.
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Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
This song's upbeat yet sarcastic tone fits Thomas's personality. His humorous take on 'take me out to the ball game' ('an infinite baseball game where one is trapped in the hellish diamond for eternity') mirrors the song's playful yet dark vibe. His analytical and rebellious streak adds layers to this match.
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