
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lara mirrors Lisa Simpson’s high-achieving nature and academic pride, frequently identifying as a teacher who views her pupils as her own children, such as when she says, “nao sei a diferença entre um aluno e um filho”. She possesses Lisa’s intellectual curiosity and slightly nerdy hobbies, from teaching her mother about “cromossomos” to being the one in Minecraft who handles the “crafting table, picareta, entrando em caverna” while others focus on flowers. Despite her academic side, she shares Lisa’s passionate fangirl energy for pop icons, seen in her obsession with “emily stoneeeee” and her excitement to see artists like “olivia rodrigo”. Ultimately, her mix of responsibility, a love for Grey's Anatomy, and a sharp, witty sense of humor makes her the perfect match for the smartest Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lara demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her constant social engagement and excitement for group gatherings, such as planning “the biggest meeting of the Rachel Berry golden star” with multiple friends. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on symbolic milestones and future possibilities, like reflecting on how she is now “the age everyone was when I joined Twitter”. She leans heavily into Feeling (F), frequently expressing deep emotional connections to her students, friends, and pop culture figures, often using emotive language like “pqp is the most beautiful woman in the world”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and humor regarding her lack of organization, such as her “shopaholic” tendencies and her tendency to “delete tweets” based on sudden internal shifts.

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Passionate educator and biology enthusiast. When I’m not teaching ‘amareis’ to my students, I’m marathon-watching Grey’s Anatomy or planning my next concert trip.– @chastblunt

Your signature cocktail
This vibrant, experimental drink captures Lara’s life as a 'mini genia' teacher and a hardcore pop culture fan. The Brazilian Cachaça represents her home in BH, while the shifting colors of the tea mirror her frequent hair changes—cutting it “5 times” in just one year. The sparkling topper is a nod to her dream of “the greatest meeting of the Rachel Berry golden star” with her friends in São Paulo. Finally, we garnish with five blue stars because she loves her birthday twin so much she's “shared this date 5 times” with her, and it adds that essential “Emily Stone” Hollywood glamour.

Your Hogwarts House
Lara demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of loyalty and dedication, particularly through her unwavering support for her friends and her professional commitment as a teacher. She celebrates long-term connections, such as being “congratulated by the flower shop for 3 years of loyalty buying bouquets for Julia” and her excitement to “share this date 5 times with you already” with her 'twin' friend. Her kindness is evident in how she cares for others, such as “teaching (traumatizing) Julia” and her pride in her students, noting “how I am loved by my students”. Ultimately, her focus on gathering her social circle for the “biggest meeting” and her inclusive nature solidify her place in the house of the loyal and hardworking.

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Lara's digital footprint is heavily defined by her status as a 'livie,' evident when she claims “the olivia rodrigo mr treinou bem” after screaming at a decibel meter. The dramatic and emotional energy of vampire mirrors her intense reactions to media, such as when she shouts “DELIA DEETZ NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO” or discusses her obsession with shows like Grey's Anatomy. Her life revolves around her tight-knit circle and musical experiences, exemplified by her excitement for 2026 being the “ANO DE VER A @oliviswifts”. Ultimately, the song captures the high-stakes, passionate vibe of a young fan who is “obcecada” with her idols and constantly navigating the 'drama' of her favorite fictional worlds.

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