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Dr. Nick, the incompetent and often unethical doctor on The Simpsons, shares some similarities with Nikita. Both are cynical, somewhat jaded, and have a dark sense of humor. Dr. Nick's willingness to cut corners and prioritize profit over patient care mirrors Nikita's cynical view of the hospital staff, 'Больница 70% персонала женаты/замужем 10% студентки которые за «постоять на кручках» спят и сосут хирургам 10% медсестры и медбратья которые живут на работе и им тупо некогда бегать Оставшиеся 10% это санитарки которые занимаются сватовством всего сброда' (Hospital 70% of staff are married/married 10% are students who sleep and suck for 'standing on the hooks' to surgeons 10% are nurses and paramedics who live at work and they simply don't have time to run the remaining 10% are cleaning ladies who are engaged in matchmaking the whole rabble).

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Anesthesiologist, half-elf, half-faggot. I'm a cynic, but I'm also a romantic. I love my job, but I'm looking for love. If you're in Moscow and want to meet up, DM me on Telegram @ChatoGun.– @ChatoGun

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Nikita's cynicism, ambition, and cunning nature align with the traits of Slytherin house. His tweets about his career and his dating life often reflect a desire for success and a willingness to use his intelligence and wit to achieve his goals. His tweet about the hospital staff's marital status, 'Больница 70% персонала женаты/замужем 10% студентки которые за «постоять на кручках» спят и сосут хирургам 10% медсестры и медбратья которые живут на работе и им тупо некогда бегать Оставшиеся 10% это санитарки которые занимаются сватовством всего сброда' (Hospital 70% of staff are married/married 10% are students who sleep and suck for 'standing on the hooks' to surgeons 10% are nurses and paramedics who live at work and they simply don't have time to run the remaining 10% are cleaning ladies who are engaged in matchmaking the whole rabble), reveals a sharp wit and a keen understanding of human nature, traits that are often associated with Slytherin.

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Mr. Brightside, a song about jealousy and betrayal in a relationship, could resonate with Nikita's experiences with dating and his cynical view of love. The song's lyrics about feeling insecure and suspicious in a relationship mirror Nikita's struggles with dating, as seen in his tweet about his failed date, 'Общаешься с девушкой, находишь какие точки соприкосновения, предлагаешь встретиться итог: три переноса и не состоявшеся свидание. Недожал плохо, пережал тоже плохо. Много внимания плохо, мало тоже плохо Да что блять не так с этим миром' (You communicate with a girl, find some common ground, suggest a meeting, the result: three postponements and a failed date. Didn't push enough, pushed too hard. Too much attention is bad, too little is bad too. What the hell is wrong with this world).

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