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The user displays a deep obsession with political scandals, election manipulation, and a combative stance against the left, reminiscent of Mayor Quimby's corrupt, scandal‑ridden tenure as Springfield's mayor. Their tweet "From the moment Sears was selected as the nominee, the goal has been to stop the bleeding...only because of Democrat scandals" mirrors Quimby's habit of blaming opponents while exploiting scandals for personal gain. They also obsess over control, as shown by "My blocklist is getting so strong that every retard being QT'd in my For You is preemptively blocked", akin to Quimby's behind‑the‑scenes machinations to silence dissent. The repeated references to "weaponized voting machines, gutted VRA, maximized gerrymanders" echo Quimby's willingness to rig the system for political advantage. Overall, the user's blend of conspiratorial rhetoric, relentless targeting of opponents, and self‑appointed role as guardian of a cause matches the archetype of the corrupt, power‑hungry Mayor Quimby.

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The user displays extraverted behavior by constantly broadcasting and engaging with a wide audience, as seen in tweets like "We weren't joking when we said they're coming for You" and "My blocklist is getting so strong that every retard being QT'd in my For You is preemptively blocked." Their focus on patterns, future implications, and big‑picture strategies (e.g., "Weaponized voting machines, gutted VRA, maximized gerrymanders, ICE at every polling booth…" and "mass denaturalizations…") reflects an intuitive (N) orientation. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis of political tactics, such as "The goal has been to stop the bleeding… I think they were, but only because of Democrat scandals," indicating a thinking (T) preference. Finally, the emphasis on organization, preparedness and control – "We should all act accordingly and be prepared for more to come" and the use of blocklists – points to a judging (J) style.

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Conservative X watchdog & political leaker analyst. Once blocked a meme so hard it hit my own timeline. Coffee-fueled, meme-loving, free-speech advocate.– @ChazzenHD

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The cocktail’s bold bourbon mirrors the unapologetic patriotism in the tweet "A patriot to the end. Goodbye, fren. 🫡 🥲", while the rich espresso adds a dark, sleepless intensity that matches the conspiratorial fervor of "Weaponized voting machines, gutted VRA, maximized gerrymanders, ICE at every polling booth, and Teamster's mules ballot dumping at 3AM. Trump has taught them. Republicans have finally learned how to win." A black‑pepper‑infused simple syrup gives a spicy bite echoing the heated language like "The left truly doesn't understand the right at all" and the aggressive blocklist mentality in "My blocklist is getting so strong that every retard being QT'd in my For You is preemptively blocked." Smoked rosemary adds a smoky veil of secrecy and censorship, recalling the tweet about Elon Musk’s platform being hostile, and a splash of cola provides an American fizz that nods to the constant references to patriotism and the exclamation "Miller is going off. Holy shit."

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Chazzen frequently emphasizes strategic, power‑driven tactics to win elections, e.g., "Weaponized voting machines, gutted VRA, maximized gerrymanders, ICE at every polling booth, and Teamster's mules ballot dumping at 3AM. Trump has taught them. Republicans have finally learned how to win." Their focus on controlling information, such as "My blocklist is getting so strong that every retard being QT'd in my For You is preemptively blocked. Beautiful," shows cunning resourcefulness. The user’s unwavering loyalty to the right‑wing cause and desire to dominate the political narrative, seen in "The left truly doesn't understand the right at all" and "We should all act accordingly and be prepared for more to come," aligns with Slytherin’s ambition. Aggressive, sometimes ruthless language like "They just zapped @mahmoudkhalop again. Scum" and "Miller is personally going to ensure we see mass denaturalizations" reflects a determination to achieve goals at any cost. While elements of bravery and loyalty appear, the dominant theme is the pursuit of influence and strategic advantage, which fits Slytherin best.

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The user repeatedly declares themselves a ‘patriot to the end’ ("A patriot to the end. Goodbye, fren.") and frames political events as a battle between the right and a hostile left ("The left is celebrating now. They won't be when they see what the solution to this problem is."). Their frustration with perceived censorship ("What happened today is a great reminder that this website is still hostile to our cause…") fits the anthem’s theme of defending America against enemies. The song’s proud, defiant chorus – "And I'm proud to be an American… God bless the USA" – mirrors the user’s self‑portrayal as a defender of the nation. This patriotic, rally‑the‑troops tone makes "God Bless the USA" the most fitting well‑known song for this profile.

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