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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious troublemaker who constantly taunts and insults his peers, much like @cheatonhimplz does on Twitter. The user’s repeated catchphrase "Did you cheat tonight? If not you’re a loser ass bitch" mirrors Bart’s habit of using the same taunts ("Eat my shorts") over and over. Their posts are filled with vulgar insults about looks and race, such as "That bitch is so fucking ugly bro i just got mad all over again" and "Hard disagree I don’t think black women realize how cucked out white men are," showing a lack of empathy and a love for provocation, traits Bart displays when bullying Milhouse or teachers. The user’s self‑aggrandizing statements like "I’m a cougar at 10 I’ll be a cougar at 50" echo Bart’s over‑confident swagger and desire to appear "cool." Overall, the user’s aggressive, attention‑seeking, and rule‑breaking online behavior best aligns with Bart’s mischievous, confrontational personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant posting and focus on gaining attention, such as 'Did you cheat tonight? If not you’re a loser ass bitch' and 'I’m literally sitting here fantasizing about spring break', shows extraversion. Their tweets are dominated by vivid sensory details about bodies and looks, e.g., 'It’s like when a 600 lbs person says you’re one burger away from me to a 200 lb person' and 'Seeing a guy that’s old and fat dressed up like this is such a ick', indicating a Sensing preference. The frequent emotionally‑charged judgments like 'The way black bitches jump to defend any ugly white hoe being called ugly is hilarious' and 'I hate when untermensch try to be philosophical' reveal a Feeling decision style. The erratic, impulsive posting pattern, with random photo dumps and no clear plan, exemplified by 'Also photo dump that was long due' and repeated 'Did you cheat tonight?' shows a Perceiving lifestyle. Overall, the combination of Extraverted Sensing, Introverted Feeling and a spontaneous approach points to an ESFP type.

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Meme queen, coffee addict, and failed $2k PC builder - now my parts double as desk decor. Snarky takes on pop culture & life.– @cheatonhimplz

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This drink mirrors @cheatonhimplz's abrasive, contradictory personality: the black vodka and absinthe give a bitter, poisonous core like their tweet “Did you cheat tonight? If not you’re a loser ass bitch”. The chili‑infused tequila adds a scorching heat reflecting “I hate performative racism because why are you writing fanfics…”. The blood orange juice adds a flashy, attention‑seeking hue echoing “I order prosecco over champagne because I don’t care about the taste of alcohol I just want to get tipsy like an actual adult”. Finally, the prosecco splash mimics the superficial self‑importance of “I spent 2k 3 weeks ago buying all the parts I needed for a gaming pc but now it sits in a shame corner”. Together they create a chaotic, bitter, and glittery cocktail that feels as volatile as the user’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s constant emphasis on personal gain and manipulation matches Slytherin’s ambition and cunning, as shown by the tweet 'I’ll bet money he swiped right and it wasn’t a match.' They also flaunt a desire to control others, saying 'Other women trying to convince me an unattractive man is attractive has to be considered some sort of sexual assault and should be punishable in the court of law.' Their blatant disregard for moral standards appears in 'I hate performative racism because why are you writing fanfics knowing twitter will fact check you instead of going out and committing hate crimes.' These patterns outweigh any Gryffindor bravery, Hufflepuff loyalty, or Ravenclaw wisdom, making Slytherin the most fitting house.

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The user’s constant proclamation of hostility, such as "Did you cheat tonight? If not you’re a loser ass bitch" repeated throughout their timeline, shows a self‑styled antagonistic persona. Their bio’s blunt statement "don’t bother I block 𝑛iggers" and tweets like "I hate performative racism because why are you writing fanfics knowing twitter will fact check you instead of going out and committing hate crimes" reveal a willingness to embrace a “bad‑guy” identity. The song "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish, with its hook "I’m the bad guy, duh," celebrates a mischievous, unapologetically cruel character that mirrors the user’s repeated bragging about being hateful and dismissive. Moreover, lines like "Other women trying to convince me an unattractive man is attractive has to be considered some sort of sexual assault" and "I’ll bet money he swiped right and it wasn’t a match" reinforce a reckless, contempt‑filled attitude that aligns with the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek defiance.

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