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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly online in a mischief-y but ultimately harmless way. They lean into absurd, juvenile humor like “Bowser fart gubby rocket monkeys 6 7 diddy Epstein kirk ai slop break the pencil meme reset garbage data mpreg funnies gun!” and “Dogbertie: erm… the new norm is wanting to talk to you! Mpreg dilbert: IM GOING INTO LABOUR BITCH…”, which fits Bart’s prankish, boundary-pushing vibe. Like Bart, they’re pop‑culture obsessed and bounce between hyperfixations, from Donkey Kong Country (“Playing dkc 2 rn”) to The Simpsons itself (“Watching the Simpsons on my blu ray”). There’s also a streak of self-aware melodrama and attention-seeking that feels very Bart, like declaring “The day chatgpt falls will be revolutionary and insane” and frequently announcing breaks or alts (“I DECIDED TO MAKE A BACKUP OR ALT ITS KINDA BOTH here > @crankster103”, “Ok I’m going on break now see yall”). Under the jokes, there’s a more sensitive side, as seen when they admit feeling hurt about being blocked (“i just found out a oomf blocked me and i gen dont know why just kinda bummed”), echoing how Bart sometimes hides insecurity behind jokes and chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they frequently talk about taking breaks, privating, and feeling a bit unseen, e.g. “Goodnight yall even though none of you will probably say it back” and “Tbh I’m probably gonna private my acc and take a little break from Twitter for a week”, suggesting a need to retreat and recharge rather than seek constant social attention. Their interests and commentary show Intuition: they hyperfixate on media, concepts, and patterns in animation and TV rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, as in “twitter will hyperfixate on shows like this…” and surreal lines like “Bowser fart gubby rocket monkeys 6 7 diddy Epstein kirk ai slop break the pencil meme reset garbage data mpreg funnies gun!”. They read as more Feeling than Thinking: they’re openly affected by interpersonal stuff (“i just found out a oomf blocked me and i gen dont know why just kinda bummed”) and use value‑laden language about media and communities (recommending a callout doc: “i reccomend reading this doc by brick if you havent already”) rather than structured logical analysis. Finally, their behavior is clearly Perceiving: they change plans on the fly (“Nevermind, I’ll be back on Twitter starting Monday, I know I’m technically breaking my break but idc”), constantly swap profile pics (“cant go one month without changing my pfp”), and impulsively start new alts (“I DECIDED TO MAKE A BACKUP OR ALT ITS KINDA BOTH here > @crankster103”), all pointing to a flexible, spontaneous P rather than a structured J. Together these traits best match INFP: a creative, emotionally driven introvert who processes life through personal values and imaginative engagement with media.

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Cartoons, odd games & Tyne Tees nostalgia. Once stayed up all night replaying DKC2 just to screenshot one frame. Opinions are my own pixels.– @cheescak35

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This chaotic mocktail channels their hyper, cartoon-poisoned timeline with a loud, sugary mix that hits like a meme thread at 2 a.m. The cherry cola reduction is for their media hot takes and slightly edge-snark tone, like when they rant about Twitter taste in cartoons in “twitter will hyperfixate on shows like this while calling actual good cartoons ass… because you dont wanna see donkey kong BARREL BLAST!”. Cloudy lemonade gives a tart, moody streak to match moments like “I dont really talk about people blocking me but i just found out a oomf blocked me and i gen dont know why just kinda bummed”. Blue raspberry soda is bright and artificial in the best way, echoing their love of weird kids’ media and surreal posts like “Bowser fart gubby rocket monkeys 6 7 diddy Epstein kirk ai slop break the pencil meme reset garbage data mpreg funnies gun!”. Cotton candy syrup leans into the playful, whimsical side that still says wholesome goodnights in tweets like “Goodnight people”. Finally, the pop rocks rim is pure brainrot energy fizzing on your tongue, for moments where they gleefully declare things like “KING PIG GASSY IS BACK PBS KIDS DONT GO AWAY IS BACK TYNE TEES IS BACK SNOOPY TORTURE IS BACK WACKY IS BACK”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is packed with media analysis and niche information-sharing, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. They don’t just watch or play things; they comment on structure, quality, and style, like criticizing a trailer in “Good lord this trailer sucks complete cheeks” and dissecting how EarthBound affects the player in “How earthbound breaks into your home and steals your money”. They also enjoy obscure broadcast history and formats, e.g. explaining a French children’s block in “Have yall heard of les zouzous it’s basically a version of planet donkey Kong but Rolie polie olie and split into different blocks (debout, midi, bonsoir)”, which shows curiosity and a love of learning odd media trivia. Their creative side comes through in original doodles and site work like “Recreation of something I saw in my dream before I woke up” and “overhauled my site ok Gn now”. Even their jokes are often meta and referential, such as “Donkey kong country but TERRIBLE!” and long absurdist chains like “Bowser fart gubby rocket monkeys 6 7 diddy Epstein kirk ai slop break the pencil meme reset garbage data mpreg funnies gun!”, reflecting wit and playful intellect more than raw ambition, loyalty, or heroics. Altogether, the curiosity about niche topics, media analysis, and creative output best fit a Ravenclaw profile.

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A fitting song for them is "Buddy Holly" by Weezer, which captures a mix of dorky confidence, media obsession, and not fitting in with the mainstream. They’re constantly riffing on niche cartoons and games while side-eyeing popular taste, like when they complain that “twitter will hyperfixate on shows like this while calling actual good cartoons ass”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling out of step with what everyone else likes. The track’s nerdy, hyper-referential energy lines up with their timeline full of Earthbound, Donkey Kong, Thomas, and PBS oddities, as seen in posts like “I think i might be getting into a dkc phase anyways gn” and “KING PIG GASSY IS BACK PBS KIDS DONT GO AWAY IS BACK”. There’s also that mix of irony and genuine feeling in both the song and their tweets, whether they’re loudly shitposting (“Bowser fart gubby rocket monkeys 6 7 diddy Epstein kirk ai slop break the pencil meme reset garbage data mpreg funnies gun!”) or quietly bummed when “a oomf blocked me and i gen dont know why”. "Buddy Holly" wraps that all up: a loud, weird, cartoon-brained kid insisting they’re fine doing their own thing, even when the internet feels hostile or confusing.

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