
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Pau embodies the angsty, existential, and intellectually driven nature of Lisa Simpson, constantly oscillating between deep sadness and a sharp, critical eye for social issues. Just like Lisa, she feels isolated by her own sensitivity, tweeting, “no me puedo dormir de la tristeza...chicasad #foreveralone”. She possesses a strong political awareness and frustration with the current state of affairs, similar to Lisa's activism, lamenting that “nos van a sacar todo (ya lo estan haciendo)”. Pau also finds solace in high-brow and niche culture, from Se7en to Naruto, while often feeling like a misunderstood outcast who asks, “dios si SOS real ayudame” during her frequent existential crises.

Your MBTI personality Type
Pauu exhibits a strong Introverted and Feeling nature, frequently tweeting about “crying with noise” while her parents are away and describing her account as “suicide notes” due to her intense emotional processing. Her Intuitive side is shown through her deep attachment to fictional archetypes and abstract moods, such as comparing her life to “Naruto asking Sasuke to return to the village”. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her spontaneous, unfiltered emotional outbursts and her disdain for rigid structures, like her criticism of people who “organize how many books or movies they will see in the year” instead of just living. This combination of traits reflects a classic Mediator profile, driven by personal values and a somewhat melancholic, expressive inner world.

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Buenos Aires based creative with a passion for cinema, sewing, and literature. Once mistaken for a tigress on the subway; now navigating life one commute at a time.– @cheesecakepau

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This drink captures the high-drama energy of a user who says “q paja q mi cuenta se convierta en cartas de suicidio”. The bitter Malbec honors their Buenos Aires roots and political edge, specifically their feeling that “nos van a sacar todo”, while the blue curaçao nods to Mac Miller's Blue Slide Park, which they call “lo mejor del mundo posta”. The sparkling cider adds a touch of nostalgia for better times when “no me podia tocar esto con cristina por lo menos”. Finally, the salt rim is essential for someone who admits their hobby is “llorar en diez puntos diferentes de la ciudad”.

Your Hogwarts House
Pau exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes cynical outlook on life, often prioritizing her own emotional state and needs. She shows a sharp, judgmental wit and resourcefulness, such as when she admits to “fingir demencia” (faking dementia) to cope with reality. Her bio’s tribute to Sasuke Uchiha, a quintessential Slytherin archetype driven by ambition and revenge, aligns with her frequent focus on personal grievances and the feeling of being “cornuda” (cheated on/wronged). Furthermore, her disdain for those she deems less authentic or “woke” for the sake of it shows an elitist streak common to the house, as seen when she mocks people for “hablan como si se cruzaran diez therians por dia”. This combination of intense personal loyalty to her inner circle and a biting, protective outer shell defines her Slytherin nature.

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This song perfectly captures the melancholic, raw, and 'sad girl' aesthetic that defines Pau's feed, which she explicitly acknowledges when she mentions hearing it in a candy store and tweeting “dale joya me mato si queres”. The track's themes of yearning and emotional exhaustion mirror her frequent declarations of heartbreak, such as when she posts “no me alcanza una vida para llorarte” or describes her nights as a “paja triste”. Much like Buckley’s soulful desperation, Pau uses her platform to vent intense feelings of being “re triste wacho” and feeling like “la vida es una recontra re mil pija”. The song's blend of poetic sadness and youthful drama aligns with her bio's obsession with Sasuke Uchiha and her habit of “llorar en diez puntos diferentes de la ciudad”.

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