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Bart Simpson is the rebellious, profanity‑laden troublemaker who constantly mocks authority, which matches @chefjuan11’s aggressive rants like 'kurwa jaka kolejka sie szykuje xd' and 'popierdolona kasa, czyli 100mln mniej od Realu...'. The user’s obsession with football gossip, transfer speculation and sarcastic commentary (e.g., 'NASZ NEWS🚨 Bukmacherzy nie wykluczają… SPADKU Manchesteru City') mirrors Bart’s love of gossip and pranks at school. Their frequent use of insults and conspiratorial language ('fraud fraudem pozostanie… Niko to największy fraud w historii tej dyscypliny') fits Bart’s habit of calling adults 'idiots' and exposing 'scandals'. The mix of gaming talk (counter‑strike, Twitch) with a cynical, meme‑filled tone also aligns with Bart’s modern, internet‑savvy persona. Overall, the user’s loud, critical, and irreverent style is most reminiscent of Bart’s iconic rebellious character.

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The user’s frequent, outspoken posts like "hahah wyobrazcie sobie ze rok temu na jego pozycji grał 'garnacho'" and "witam, ostatnich chętnych zapraszam na DM" show an extraverted, people‑oriented communication style. They focus on concrete, present details such as "portugalia 2.5 handicap, tak to widze" and "NASZ NEWS🚨 Bukmacherzy nie wykluczają… większe szanse na spadek niż United", reflecting a sensing preference. Their analysis of betting odds, match statistics and logical critiques (e.g., "statystyke xG @cwiakala" and the detailed prediction about Manchester City’s relegation) indicate a thinking orientation. Finally, the impulsive, reactive tweets like "kurwa jaka kolejka sie szykuje xd" and the stream of nonsensical exclamations "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" reveal a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Polish football & CS:GO enthusiast, streaming on Twitch, dissecting Premier League tactics. Fun fact: I once lost a pizza bet to a 90‑sec goal.– @chefjuan11

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Named after the viral remark "hahah wyobrazcie sobie ze rok temu na jego pozycji grał 'garnacho'" it captures his constant football commentary. The base of crisp Polish vodka honors his Polish roots and the "Location: polska" in his profile. A splash of English gin and sweet vermouth nods to his passion for Manchester United and the Premier League, while an espresso shot fuels the same energy he claims "cs to pilka nozna esportu" for his gaming streams. A dash of chili-infused bitters adds the fiery edge of his infamous exclamation "kurwa jaka kolejka się szykuje xd", giving the drink a bold, provocative kick. Finally, the bittersweet finish mirrors his betting optimism and cynicism, echoing the tweet "NASZ NEWS🚨 Bukmacherzy nie wykluczają ... SPADKU Manchesteru City👀", making the cocktail as unpredictable as his Twitter feed.

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The user consistently engages in detailed analysis of football, referencing statistics like expected goals (xG), e.g., "dzisiaj mimo wskaźnikowi ciśnienia, gole oczekiwane ze wskazaniem na United. Czas chyba podważyć tą całą statysyke xG @cwiakala 🤔". They often make data‑driven predictions, such as "predykcja na dziś. jeżeli Hojlund zostanie głównym napastnikiem United w tym sezonie to będzie miał tyle samo lub więcej goli z gry niż Gyokeres". Their interest in the mechanics of the sport extends to financial details, as shown by the tweet listing "Najdroższe transfery przychodzące do United przez kolejne dwa okienka: Valencia 18mln Bebe 8.8mln Smalling 8mln Chicharito 7.5mln Diouf 4.5mln", reflecting a love for knowledge. They also express a desire to learn beyond football, noting "rynek IT po kursie z 'webdev' i 'gamedev'", indicating curiosity and a pursuit of intellectual growth. This pattern of analytical thinking, curiosity, and valuing knowledge aligns closely with the traits of Ravenclaw.

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The user’s bio and many tweets make football their central obsession, e.g., "piłka nożna" in the bio and "cs to pilka nozna esportu" showing a sports‑first mindset. They constantly discuss match outcomes, player performance, and betting odds, such as "portugalia 2.5 handicap, tak to widze" and the dramatic prediction "NASZ NEWS🚨 Bukmacherzy nie wykluczają... SPADKU Manchesteru City... większe szanse na spadek niż United". Their frustration with the current squad is evident in complaints like "dalot musi odejść" and calls for a "poważna liga". The anthem "We Are The Champions" celebrates perseverance through hardship and the hope of eventual victory, echoing the user’s mix of anger and optimism: "we’ll keep on fighting till the end". This lyric mirrors the user’s belief that despite the setbacks, their beloved team can rise again and claim the triumph they constantly chant about.

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