Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows consistent, excited investment in Portal, FNV, and specific ships like chelley and Veronica/Christine, e.g. “this is why chelley. Is peak” and “Tbh I don’t really care for any fallout new vegas… ships minus veronica & christine”.
- Creative artist: Actively draws and designs characters (human Wheatley, OCs) and plans projects, e.g. “Today i will draw”, “I really like my human wheatley design”, and “btw I am working on Something…. I’ll have it finished by Tomorrow!”.
- Playful humor: Uses silly language and absurd ideas to entertain, like “Work Smarter Not Farter” and the brain-amoeba bit in “sometimes there is a cell named chell rhat lives inside your brain…”.
- Self‑aware introspection: Reflects on their own behavior and style, e.g. “🐝 honest. Is the way I type things funny… I know it’s little. Eccentric.” and “it kinda depends man usually i just give my sonas some of my traits…”.
- Ethical concern: Calls out harmful humor and exploitation, as in “people in this day and age are making jokes about actual rape, pedophilia and child exploitation is genuinely vile”, showing clear moral boundaries.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses strong or aggressive phrasing that can come off abrasive, e.g. “i am a brain eating amoeba that eats your brain and calls you the f slur” and “This is so Transphobic anon we gotta kill you”.
- Overidentification: Ties identity very tightly to characters and ships, which can blur boundaries, e.g. “ok but have you Considered im actually chell” and “everytime i play a game i always gotta make sure i'm chell on there. i'm chell EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
- Online dependency: Attaches notable importance to follower counts and platform issues, e.g. “twitter locked me out now my following count became lost media” and “why’d I just lose a few followers what da hay”.
- Sleep inconsistency: Frequently posts about being tired or going to sleep late, suggesting irregular rest, e.g. “goooooooooooooooggggg night : ) i am so tired guh” and repeated “goog night” tweets linking art pages late at night.
- Boundary tension: Shows some frustration around audience boundaries, like age‑based interactions, e.g. “can minors dni/dnf accounts at least wait like 7 months before following me or”, indicating ongoing discomfort with managing who follows them.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an earnest, hyper-fannish nerd with intense fixations, much like this user’s deep dives into Portal and Fallout New Vegas, e.g. “everytime i play a game i always gotta make sure i'm chell on there. i'm chell on roblox. i'm chell on minecraft. i'm chell on ponytown. i'm chell on fallout new vegas. i'm chell EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “Tbh I don’t really care for any fallout new vegas (or just fallout in general) ships minus veronica & christine and on some occasions yes man & victor”. Like Lisa, they balance silliness with clear moral lines, calling out genuinely vile behavior around serious issues in “people in this day and age are making jokes about actual rape, pedophilia and child exploitation is genuinely vile.”. Their self-aware, somewhat dramatic but sincere tone mirrors Lisa’s theatrical side, as in “see the reason why chell and wheatley havent kissed is because if they did the world would explode” and “The day I post a fully rendered and detailed drawing is. The day rhe world explodes”. The introspective way they talk about how they type and seek feedback, like “🐝 honest. Is the way I type things funny. I know it’s little. Eccentric.”, feels very Lisa—thoughtful, slightly self-conscious, and eager to understand how others see them. Their mix of queer identity, niche media interests, and emotional yet articulate commentary lines up far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: despite tweeting often, their focus is on inner worlds (self-shipping, fictkin identity, niche fandoms) rather than IRL socializing, and they joke about becoming 'lost media' and follower drops, e.g. “what would you do if i became lost media” and “why’d I just lose a few followers what da hay”, suggesting sensitivity but not classic attention-seeking extroversion. Their heavy use of fandom headcanons, symbolism, and imaginative reinterpretations points strongly to Intuition: they invent ideas like a brain-amoeba Chell living in your head (“sometimes there is a cell named chell rhat lives inside your brain…”) and theorize about character dynamics such as “see the reason why chell and wheatley havent kissed is because if they did the world would explode”. They prioritize emotional reactions and values over strict logic, fitting Feeling: they call out people joking about exploitation as “genuinely vile” and “disgusting” (“people in this day and age are making jokes about actual rape, pedophilia and child exploitation is genuinely vile”), and tweet affectionately about partners/characters like “me and miss pauling have been together for a year and almost one month!!!”. Their timeline looks highly Perceiving: they bounce between projects and media on a whim (e.g. “gonna see if i can finish some unfinished art this month”) and decide casually what to watch or play (“ok which fnv dlc should i play next”, “going to the movies tomorrow what the fuck should I watch”). While they occasionally set small traditions like “Okay you know what I think. I’ll make a tradition to post chelley every Wednesday.”, this comes off as a flexible, enthusiasm-driven idea rather than strict planning, so overall their pattern best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘actually chell’ like you said on Roblox, Minecraft, Ponytown AND New Vegas, does that mean if I romance you once I get four canon routes at the same time, or do I have to speedrun your heart like a Portal chamber?
- You said the reason Chell and Wheatley haven’t kissed is because the world would explode… as a public service, I volunteer as tribute so the universe stays intact. We can test the aperture of my affection in a controlled environment.
- You making Chell real in FNV and doing the Yes Man ending unlocked something in me: I’d absolutely let you reprogram my future, hand you the Lucky 38, and still choose your route over every other faction.
- Every night you drop a ‘goog/glog/goooggg night : )’ with that strawpage link like it’s a save point before bed. I kind of want to be the reason there’s a sixth option: ‘good night, I’m busy DMing someone ridiculously cool about Portal and Veronica Santangelo.’
- You call yourself ‘the chelley guy’ and a ‘bunny sent by cyberlife’ but you also headcanon Chell as a pathetic little loser with bug eyes… it’s insanely endearing. I don’t want a perfect cool protagonist; I want the portal-obsessed, Fallout-watching, spam‑blog‑having disaster boy who types like ‘yoy’ and still makes my brain go boioioioiong.
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17 • he/him • Portal & FNV brainrot, chronic Chell impersonator. Once did the Yes Man ending just to draw more robots and lesbians.– @chelleytism
Your signature cocktail
The Chelley Core Overload
This drink is loud, sweet, and a little chaotic, like someone who proudly declares “im the chelley guy” while posting Portal brainworms everywhere (“im the chelley guy”, “everytime i play a game i always gotta make sure i'm chell on there. i'm chell EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!”). The electric blue soda with popping candy is for their hyper, glitchy typing style and gamer energy, reflected when they say “🐝 honest. Is the way I type things funny. I know it’s little. Eccentric.”. The espresso shot/coffee gives it Dead-Money-level intensity and sleepless fandom grind, like when Fallout: New Vegas has them losing their mind (“dead money is making me lose my marbles oh my GOD”). Cloudy lemonade with vanilla adds a soft, sweet side for their affectionate self-shipping and ship brainrot (“this is why chelley. Is peak”, “Tbh I don’t really care for any fallout new vegas ships minus veronica & christine”). The pomegranate dash brings a slightly tart, dramatic edge for their rants and sharp takes, like calling out vile behavior online (“people in this day and age are making jokes about actual rape, pedophilia and child exploitation is genuinely vile.”). Finally, edible glitter and a tiny gummy bunny nod to their bunny motif and nightly sign-offs, a sparkly “goog night” in drink form (“goog night everyone!!! :D —> [picture]”, “bunny benny…..”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is an intense, playful curiosity and creative analysis, which points most clearly to Ravenclaw. They constantly poke at ideas and mechanics, like wondering about game tech in “genuinely curious as to how pirated multiplayer games work” and dissecting fandom interpretations in “Everytime I see people claim that Oh Glados Is Chell’s Mom!!! I sometimes wonder what the hell kinda relationships people have with their moms…”, which is very analytical and questioning. Their sense of identity is wrapped up in meta-concepts and self-insert fiction (chell fictkin, selfshipping, elaborate human!Wheatley and Portal/Fallout cross-thoughts), reflected in posts like “I know most common interpretations of chell are him being this stoic nonchalant woman… i think more people should portray him as a pathetic little loser. maybe even throw in some silliness.” – that’s close reading and reinterpretation, classic Ravenclaw behavior. They’re also very focused on stylistic expression and how they type/communicate intellectually, as in “🐝 honest. Is the way I type things funny. I know it’s little. Eccentric. To say the least but im curious what others think about it” and headcanoning character texting styles in “I headcanon chell (portal) would type the same way as i do but also i feel like yes man would type this way too”. While there are hints of Hufflepuff loyalty in their strong attachments to specific characters and ships (e.g. Christine/Veronica, Wheatley, Miss Pauling), the dominant pattern is an inventive, analytical, fandom-essay brain applied informally through jokes and art ideas, which aligns best with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Still Alive - GLaDOS (Jonathan Coulton & Ellen McLain)
The song Still Alive fits them perfectly because their whole online identity orbits Portal and Chell: their bio calls them “✧ the bunny sent by cyberlife !! • big portal and chelley fan • chell fictkin,” and they constantly tweet about Chell and Wheatley, like “see the reason why chell and wheatley havent kissed is because if they did the world would explode”. The song’s wry, slightly unhinged humor mirrors their posting style, from lines like “i am a brain eating amoeba that eats your brain and calls you the f slur” to surreal Chell brain-lore in “sometimes there is a cell named chell rhat lives inside your brain”. Still Alive’s themes of surviving chaos with sarcasm and sincerity fit how they treat fandom and life, such as joking about losing followers in “why’d I just lose a few followers what da hay” while clearly caring about their space. Finally, the song is literally Chell’s and GLaDOS’s narrative, which aligns with tweets like “ok but have you Considered im actually chell” and “everytime i play a game i always gotta make sure i'm chell on there. i'm chell EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!”, making it feel like their personal anthem.
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