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Like a much more aggressive and internet-poisoned version of Lisa, @chemessenger is a highly opinionated, artistic teenager who views herself as intellectually superior to those around her. She frequently displays a elitist attitude regarding her niche interests, claiming that “i am beautiful and far more talented than you + far more smart” and expressing frustration when people do not adhere to her specific standards of art or logic. Much like Lisa’s moral crusades, she engages in intense social commentary, such as arguing for the rights of “indian women... to be radical” or criticizing others for being “PSEUDO WOKE”. Ultimately, her bio’s defiant stance—“Who dey ground already no dey fear to fall”—mirrors Lisa’s frequent feeling of being an isolated, misunderstood rebel against a world she finds “disgusting” or “dumb.”

Your MBTI personality Type
chemessenger exhibits Extroversion through a constant need for social friction, even inviting conflict in their bio by asking users to “SEND HATE HERE”. Their Intuition is shown through a focus on fandom archetypes and meta-commentary on character designs rather than reality, such as their fixation on the concept of “Holy Uke England”. They demonstrate Thinking via a blunt, confrontational, and often abrasive communication style that prioritizes their own internal logic over social harmony, frequently calling others “dumb” or “disgusting.” Finally, their Perceiving nature is evident in their chaotic, rapid-fire posting style and their admission that they are “genuinely curious” about various internet subcultures while impulsively “insulting all of her friends” for entertainment.

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Aspiring artist and history student. I enjoy folk music, Pokémon, and drawing. Ask me about my World War I posters or my collection of corgi stickers!– @chemessenger

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This drink is as sharp-tongued as a user who loves “arguing with trains on twitter” and identifies as a “beautiful teenage girl”. The Nigerian gin base pays homage to their “chinese nigerian larp”, while the English syrup honors their obsession with “Holy Uke England”. It is intentionally bitter to match their request for followers to “SEND HATE HERE,” yet includes a vibrant chili kick because they constantly claim they “ate ate ate” every argument.

Your Hogwarts House
@chemessenger exhibits the classic Slytherin traits of self-preservation, ambition, and a biting wit used to maintain social hierarchy. They display a high level of self-importance and pride, asserting “if you’re a seel hater, just know that since i am so beautiful and gifted nothing you say will affect me” and “i’m beautiful and far more talented than you + far more smart”. Their resourcefulness is seen in their use of “stalker alts” and their blunt, often exclusionary stance on fandom purity. This focus on personal status and the dismissal of those they deem beneath them, such as “randoms” or “uncreative people,” aligns perfectly with the more cutthroat aspects of the house of the serpent.

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The user exhibits a high-conflict, self-assured persona that thrives on both receiving and delivering vitriol, mirroring the song's themes of vanity and aggression. They explicitly invite negativity in their bio, claiming “DO YOU HATE ME? SEND HATE HERE”, while maintaining a narcissistic defensive wall by stating “since i am so beautiful and gifted nothing you say will affect me in the long run”. Their frequent use of the term 'ate' to describe their own insults and their dismissal of others as “uncreative people” aligns with the 'sweet but psycho' aesthetic of the track. Furthermore, their focus on being a “beautiful teenage girl” who creates drama within the Hetalia fandom matches the song's bratty, high-energy entitlement.

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