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Your Simpsons character
Their posting style is chaotic, horny-jokey, and very bit-driven, which fits Bart’s prankster, impulsive energy more than any other main character. They constantly turn everything into a crude or absurd joke, like talking about Fortnite collabs as porn setups in “MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE!” and “dude i cannot wait to play with mario and luigi’s balls”. They also have that Bart-ish mix of genuine enthusiasm and shitposting about games and pop culture, seen in posts like “finally played age of imprisonment today and dude what the FUCK” and “pretty cool season could do with less supressed ars but other than that, this is a ton of fun”. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, slightly dramatic flair—joking about feeling awful in “yo guys i’m kinda feeling like shit too haha like i’m just feeling soooo awful today like this is probably the worst i’ve ever felt lol”—that feels like Bart hamming it up for attention. Overall, they come off as a gremlin gamer with a good heart, always chasing the funniest possible way to phrase something, which is extremely Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their posts center on solo gaming and drawing rather than social events, and they talk about things like nearly falling asleep mid-quest (“deadass fell asleep on myself for a couple minutes while doing these quests dude fuck brick life”) and watching fandom drama from the sidelines (“how it feels when drama from a fandom you’re not in ends up on your tl and it’s lowkey mad interesting so you gotta look through the replies for context”), suggesting an observer more than a spotlight-seeker. Their humor is highly associative and idea-driven, pointing to Intuition (N): they jump from game details to absurd implications like “lubba what does that mean. what do you mean by that.” and surreal bits like “rivals is crazy because i’ll be trying to change the difficulty on zombies and misclick and suddenly i’m in new york watching two giant venoms throw ass”, which is more conceptual than concrete. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic: they gush about their “sweet lovely wife” (“i’m thankful for my sweet lovely wife”), empathize with other players’ grief (“progressively been watching oomf go through the five stages of grief over spunch bop fortnite in real time”), and frame even game critiques in emotional language like “fuck the concept of reloading” (link). Their lifestyle and posting style look very Perceiving (P): they frequently react to new updates in the moment (“pretty cool season could do with less supressed ars but other than that, this is a ton of fun”), change their profile on a whim (“okay i was gonna keep the hope pfp until chapter 7 dropped but unfortunately there’s only room in my pfp for one blue haired lady”), and openly admit to just “saying shit” (“i was just saying shit dude tf you mean there’s actual earclacks porn”) rather than sticking to a structured plan. Overall, their self-expressive, emotionally-charged humor and tendency to riff on imaginative game scenarios fit INFP more than any other type.

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18 • she/they • draws robots & Halloween stuff, plays way too much Fortnite & Rivals. Once fell asleep mid-quest and still finished the mission.– @CherryCreamFizz

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This drink riffs on their handle and goofy horny gamer vibe, mixing cherry vodka and a cream soda reduction to echo both their name and their delight in cursed innuendo like “dude i cannot wait to play with mario and luigi’s balls” and “MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE!”. Blue curaçao nods to the recurring blue-haired/spacey aesthetics in their art and skins, plus lines like “unfortunately there’s only room in my pfp for one blue haired lady”. A Pop Rocks rim with chili sugar captures their sudden, chaotic punchlines and horny shitposts such as “y’all lowkey sleeping on earclacks porn” and “dude how did lesbian balatro porn even get up there”. The splash of energy drink represents their late‑night grind and brick-life fatigue in tweets like “deadass fell asleep on myself for a couple minutes while doing these quests dude fuck brick life” and their high-tempo gaming chaos in “rivals is crazy because i’ll be trying to change the difficulty on zombies and misclick and suddenly i’m in new york watching two giant venoms throw ass”. Overall it’s strong but playful, sweet with a spicy jolt—exactly like someone who can say “this realm needs a hero” one minute and “nvm dude fuck kinda quest does zelda go on 😭” the next.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong wit, creativity, and playful analysis, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They constantly turn gaming experiences into clever little observations, like describing misclicking modes with: “rivals is crazy because i’ll be trying to change the difficulty on zombies and misclick and suddenly i’m in new york watching two giant venoms throw ass”, and framing bad matches as mini thought experiments in frustration such as: “when a game’s so ass you’re not having fun even when you’re winning”. They also show a love of patterns, rankings, and informal “data analysis,” like making curated lists in “dunno if i’ve done the ‘best skin from every fn season’ thing before but fuck it we’re doing it again” and reflecting on their own habits with “finally checked my rivals rewind and wow that’s kind of sad.”. Their humor leans conceptual and meta, as seen in “how it feels when drama from a fandom you’re not in ends up on your tl and it’s lowkey mad interesting so you gotta look through the replies for context”, which shows a curious observer mindset rather than a front-line, Gryffindor-style participant. While they clearly care about games and friends (e.g., affection in “i’m thankful for my sweet lovely wife”), the dominant throughline is a sharp, imaginative, commentary-heavy perspective—very much in line with Ravenclaw’s wit and creativity over raw ambition or overt heroics.

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A best-fit song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, irreverent humor and very online teenage energy. They joke constantly in a way that pushes against norms and takes nothing too seriously, like when they say “rivals is crazy because i’ll be trying to change the difficulty on zombies and misclick and suddenly i’m in new york watching two giant venoms throw ass” and “dude i cannot wait to play with mario and luigi’s balls”. The song’s theme of being overwhelmed and annoyed by the world fits their frequent exasperated posts, such as “fuck the concept of reloading” and “when a game’s so ass you’re not having fun even when you’re winning”. There’s also a self-aware, performative angst to their posts, like “yo guys i’m kinda feeling like shit too haha like i’m just feeling soooo awful today like this is probably the worst i’ve ever felt lol”, which fits the song’s mix of frustration and dark humor. Finally, their teen identity and hyperfixations on games and fandom drama, seen in posts like “kk any oomfs who play marvel rivals i have a question”, align with the song’s focus on messy, loud, emotionally-charged teenage life.

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