Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Tech-savvy: Frequent posts about GPUs, macOS bugs, POSIX terminals, CRTs, browser extensions, and hardware issues show strong technical interest and literacy, e.g. discussing laptop upgrades and NVIDIA GPUs in “does this sound about right? ive been looking at potential laptop upgrades…”
- Self-aware: Openly jokes about their own habits and regrets, like “my biggest regret in life is not getting a 16GB MacBook i think” and their ‘useless poll series,’ showing reflection and awareness of their quirks.
- Community-oriented: Engages followers with recurring polls and tech PSAs, such as retweeting SpotPass revival info in “am retweeting this cuz my dumbass with its bricked 3ds cant do this shit but i hope some of yall can…” and greeting new followers in “well hi to the new folks that are following me!!”.
- Humorous: Consistent shitposting and playful framing, e.g. “you call it schizophrenia, I call it 'having that dawg in meeeee :3'” and “person who quits vim using :3 instead of :wq” show a strong comedic voice.
- Open-minded: Flexible about pronouns and identity, as in “she/her – dont mind it he/him – dont mind it they/them – preferred!! it/its – you are also guaranteed to die…”, and openly shares being trans and bi in their ‘allegations’ tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive_humor: Frequent use of violent or hostile jokes like “dead internet theory about to get realer the moment i grab this revolver and shoot all these damn bots” and telling someone to “crash into a ditch and never wake up again” can come off harsh.
- Oversharing: Publicly posts detailed personal and identity info, e.g. “Age: 20 Pronouns: any Status: shawty is like a melody in my head…”, plus very specific tech setups and locations, which may reduce privacy.
- Money-stressed: Repeatedly asks for Bitcoin with emotional framing like “fuck it imma aim my shot again because im also on that job hunt and i would 100% appreciate currency at this very moment so please do send bitcoin…”, suggesting financial strain and potential follower fatigue.
- Attention-seeking: Multiple ‘useless poll’ series, repeated pawing/validation tweets like “paws at u do you hate me? …”, and dramatic self-descriptions indicate a strong need for reassurance and engagement.
- Harsh_language: Frequent use of insults or extreme phrasing, such as calling software a “baby ahh piece of software” in “what a baby ahh piece of software” and mocking bots and others, may alienate more sensitive readers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, terminally online nerd with a strong sense of irony and self-awareness. Like Lisa, they’re techy and curious, constantly poking at systems and bugs, from joking about macOS issues to lines like “yet another entry on the topic of weird macOS bugs” and “i die a little on the inside whenever I see a terminal that is not POSIX compliant”, which show that meticulous, slightly fussy intellectual streak. They also show Lisa-ish social anxiety and introspection with posts like “forgot about the useless poll series existing whoops anyway how intimidating am i from a scale of 1 to 4?” and “paws at u do you hate me?”, blending vulnerability with humor. Their left-leaning, media-aware, and internet-critical side (e.g., “AI killed the internet star” and “dead internet theory about to get realer the moment i grab this revolver and shoot all these damn bots”) mirrors Lisa’s tendency to question culture and systems around her. The mix of niche tech jokes, ADHD/neurodivergent vibes (“useless poll time! (adhd edition lol)”), and earnest but snarky commentary fits Lisa more than chaos agents like Bart or oblivious goofs like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with mutuals, run “useless poll” series, and openly ask followers for engagement and money, e.g. “man how the fuck can i top that last tweet 😭 well hi to the new folks that are following me!! expect silly retweets and occasional pictures of what I find interesting/cool i hope yall stick around and most importantly have fun ^^” and playful BTC shill posts like “fuck it imma aim my shot again because im also on that job hunt… so please do send bitcoin…”, which shows comfort performing to an audience. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive (N): they riff on abstract/’dead internet’ ideas like “you know im convinced all of twitter is just 40 accounts at most on a trench coat and the rest is just bots…” and joke about identity and theories ("dead internet theory about to get realer"), rather than sticking to concrete, sensory details. In the Thinking vs Feeling axis they skew Feeling (F) despite being techy: they frame things in terms of vibes, social dynamics, and self‑deprecation, e.g. “you call it schizophrenia, I call it 'having that dawg in meeeee :3'”, anxiety-coded posts like “paws at u do you hate me? paws at u do you hate me?”, and concern over how intimidating they seem in polls, all focusing on emotion and relational tone more than detached logic. Their lifestyle and tweeting style are very Perceiving (P): they joke about ADHD and hyperfixations, e.g. “useless poll time! (adhd edition lol) do you watch long YouTube videos with or without music in the background?” and “why did i get the being hyperfixated on jailbreaking at age 15 type of autism instead of the being good at science autism”, and they come off spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured or plan‑oriented. Overall, the mix of extroverted, playful social energy, abstract shitposting, emotional/relational focus, and unstructured spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Twitter is just 40 accounts in a trench coat, can I be the one standing next to you complaining about CRT coil whine and weird macOS bugs while we share a Polish Sprite?
- You said your biggest regret was not getting a 16GB MacBook—lucky for you, I come with more memory than that, so I can remember every useless poll you’ve ever posted and still have space left to store pictures of us.
- You’re out here begging people to send BTC to your wallet, but honestly, with how cute your tech takes and shitposts are, I’m more interested in investing my time and affection than my crypto.
- You know how you shuffle songs until one calms the burning sensation in your chest? That’s kinda what talking to you feels like—like finally landing on the right track after a thousand skips.
- You may call it ‘having that dawg in you :3,’ but I call it perfect synergy: you’re the bricked OG 3DS, I’m the custom firmware, and together we’d be absolutely unhinged tummy-posting, CRT-watching, bot-hating endgame.
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Your new Twitter bio
Software goblin with a MacBook, a bricked 3DS, and too many useless polls. Once opened a 4GB text file for ‘fun’ and now I just troubleshoot life.– @cherrymrow
Your signature cocktail
The Useless Poll Spritz :3
This cocktail starts with pisco to honor their Peruvian side and their delight in reviewing foreign sodas, like their “Polish Sprite review: 9/10… we need to import more of these in the country frfr”. A hit of vodka adds that extra kick for someone who jokes about being an undercover Brit and posts things like “im sorry to tell yall im actually an undercover british agent… God Save the King and the UK. 🇬🇧👑”, leaning into the chaotic international identity. The citrus soda and blue curaçao bring a bright, neon gamer/tech aesthetic that fits a person who tweets about bricked 3DSs, CRTs, and says things like “Tech I’m using in 2024: 📱 iPhone 13 Pro Max… 💻 Lenovo Legion 5”. Topping it with energy drink and soda water captures their hyper, shitposty vibe and the endless “useless poll” energy, like “another weekend? another useless poll YEAHHHHHHH can u hear that high pitched noise when u turn on a CRT TV/display?”. Overall it’s strong, a little unhinged, but fun and oddly endearing—just like tweeting “you call it schizophrenia, I call it 'having that dawg in meeeee :3'” while begging for Bitcoin and complaining about Discord UI padding.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with tech curiosity and analytical thinking, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They joke about low-level system errors and kernel panics like everyday experiences, e.g. comparing stubbing a toe to a macOS panic in “you ever stub your toe and go: panic(cpu 7 caller 0xfffffe002104b66c): pmap_tte_remove…”, and lament having the “jailbreaking at age 15 type of autism” in “why did i get the being hyperfixated on jailbreaking at age 15 type of autism instead of the being good at science autism”, which shows obsessive, nerdy engagement with how things work. They also evaluate hardware and GPUs in a detailed, cost–benefit way in “does this sound about right? ive been looking at potential laptop upgrades and the 40 series gpu situation from nvidia is kinda craycray…”, and complain about POSIX compliance in “I die a little on the inside whenever I see a terminal that is not POSIX compliant”, both very classic “knowledge over vibes” Ravenclaw tells. Their humor tends to be clever and reference-heavy rather than earnest or inspirational, like the dead-internet/bot jokes in “you know im convinced all of twitter is just 40 accounts at most on a trench coat and the rest is just bots…” and the tongue-in-cheek identity bits in “im sorry to tell yall im actually an undercover british agent…”. While there is some Hufflepuff-esque friendliness in welcoming new followers in “well hi to the new folks that are following me!! expect silly retweets and occasional pictures…”, the dominant throughline is intellectual playfulness, tech nerdery, and wit, which best fits Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Internet Friends - Knife Party
Knife Party’s Internet Friends fits them because so much of their personality is deeply online, chaotic, and tech-soaked. They constantly joke about bots and the dead internet, like when they wrote “you know im convinced all of twitter is just 40 accounts at most on a trench coat and the rest is just bots” and “dead internet theory about to get realer the moment i grab this revolver and shoot all these damn bots 🥴🥴”. Their tech-nerd side shows through in posts such as “hmmm opening that 4GB text file surely has its consequences” and “I die a little on the inside whenever I see a terminal that is not POSIX compliant”, matching the song’s glitchy, digital chaos. The track’s unhinged, slightly unhinged-online-energy parallels their shitposting vibe in tweets like “petition to rename fedora rawhide to fedora rawdog send tweet” and “you call it schizophrenia, I call it 'having that dawg in meeeee :3'”. And just like the song leans into extreme internet culture, they embrace being Very Online with posts such as “AI killed the internet star” and their self-summary as “always a shitposter and a tech nerd at heart.”
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