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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, opinionated, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa, they balance niche fandom brainrot with political and social awareness, e.g. asking “do u guys think someone can be both religious and a feminist?” and calling out how misogyny shifts across cultures in “so you admit that misogyny looks different depending on culture and religion… but pretend otherwise when arab women actually call it out”. Their bio (“PhD in scara endings”, “sensitive ppl dni”) and constant, analytical Genshin takes — like “genshin twitter revisiting evil columbina discourse every time the patch goes dry” — echo Lisa’s mix of nerdiness and moral commentary. They also overthink school and stress in a very Lisa way, as seen in “why is the first week of the semester so stressful i cant even take a nap cause i feel like something bad is gonna happen” and “should i skip my first day of classes or be academic productive amazing”. Even their playful but sharp snark, like “i highkey blame the online community for this cause half of it is pedos and the other half act like it’s 2018 and they’re on the amino app”, fits Lisa’s habit of roasting the wider culture while still caring deeply.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with fandom discourse and oomfs, react to drama, and joke about getting “hit tweets,” while also saying they’re “staying private cause for some reason this app loves giving me hit tweets when im saying something problematic”, which shows social energy and attention but some boundaries. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive: they’re drawn to fandom meta, hypotheticals, and patterns in community behavior rather than concrete details, e.g. “genshin twitter revisiting evil columbina discourse every time the patch goes dry” and commentary on how discourse cycles repeat. They read as Feeling-dominated: they frame arguments around values, identity, and sensitivity, like “so you admit that misogyny looks different depending on culture and religion… but pretend otherwise when arab women actually call it out… ok 😭” and label themselves “sensitive ppl dni”, showing emotional and ethical concern. Their tone and decisions are more flexible than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about procrastinating and chaos (e.g. “should i skip my first day of classes or be academic productive amazing”) and react spontaneously to leaks, quests, and pulls rather than following a rigid plan. Overall, the high emotional expressiveness, rapid topic-shifting through interests (Genshin characters, discourse, school stress), and socially engaged but somewhat chaotic style fit ENFP best.

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Aru | 18 | Arab | full-time Genshin analyst, part-time flins hater. Once changed my game language mid-quest and still missed the 50/50.– @chevroos

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, sharp, and a little unhinged at 4 a.m., just like them playing quests half-delirious and side-eyeing everyone who “likes anything” at that hour “playing this quest at 4 am was lowkey giving fever dream” and “u people like anything... theres no way we all played this at 4 am”. The pomegranate liqueur is dark, dramatic and harbinger-coded, matching their Harbinger fixation and devotion to characters like Columbina and Dottore “dottore fans core” and “having a guaranteed columbina while half the bitches who hated on me for the waifubina thing will be getting keqing or diluc”. An espresso shot captures the tired-but-cracked-student energy of being stressed over classes and apps while still doomscrolling Genshin Twitter “why is the first week of the semester so stressful i cant even take a nap cause i feel like something bad is gonna happen omfg” and “my counselor made me think it was normal to apply to more than 20”. Rosewater nods to being an Arab girl who’s both soft and outspoken, especially when calling out cultural misogyny and nuance “so you admit that misogyny looks different depending on culture and religion… but pretend otherwise when arab women actually call it out… ok 😭” and asking thoughtful questions like “do u guys think someone can be both religious and a feminist?”. The spicy ginger beer is for their biting, chaotic humor and unapologetic dragging of fandom weirdos “hope she sues tf out of you this is genuinely such a weird thing to lie about” and “i literally had to block that venti impact girl on my private account cause she wouldnt stop polluting my notifications and tl omg shes so irritating”. Finally, edible silver shimmer swirls through the glass like a sparkly plunge attack, referencing their love for pretty, ‘useless’ women and especially Columbina’s aesthetic “they really made these gorgeous women useless….” and “columbina is genuinely so fun to play and such an unbricking too she makes my lauma hit 300k+ omg”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin-style bluntness and willingness to conflict, for example openly calling out fandom behavior in “i highkey blame the online community for this cause half of it is pedos and the other half act like it’s 2018 and they’re on the amino app” and saying “hope she sues tf out of you this is genuinely such a weird thing to lie about”. Their self-protective attitude and awareness of how their words land comes through in “staying private cause for some reason this app loves giving me hit tweets when im saying something problematic #NOTINTHEMOOD”, which is classic Slytherin self-preservation and image management. They’re also very strategic and results-oriented in games, caring about optimal outcomes and power, as in “Good thing this is a TEAM game, so TEAM DPS is what actually matters, and flins team is better than nefer 😭” and “we all got c1 escoffier so our skirks can still clear abyss instead of that man”. At the same time, they show a competitive, almost ruthless pride in their wins, like “having a guaranteed columbina while half the bitches who hated on me for the waifubina thing will be getting keqing or diluc”. This mix of confrontational honesty, strategic thinking, and prideful self-preservation aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.

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Aru’s timeline is chaotic, hyper-online, and playfully feral in a way that matches the messy, terminally-online vibe of girls. She oscillates between clowning fandom discourse and genuinely caring about it, like when she says “genshin twitter revisiting evil columbina discourse every time the patch goes dry” and “i highkey blame the online community for this cause half of it is pedos and the other half act like it’s 2018 and they’re on the amino app”. The song’s irreverent, ‘too online to function’ energy fits tweets like “staying private cause for some reason this app loves giving me hit tweets when im saying something problematic #NOTINTHEMOOD” and “tiktok is so overstimulating”. There’s also a self-aware feminine chaos and teasing misandry in lines like “right they’re just being misandrist towards him” and her bio “PhD in scara endings,” which mirrors the song’s bratty, party-girl self-awareness. Finally, her blend of sincerely political takes and unserious fandom mess—like “so you admit that misogyny looks different depending on culture and religion… ok 😭” alongside “body so tea”—is exactly the contradictory, chaotic-girl energy that girls captures.

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