Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Frequently invents AUs and scenarios for characters, like siren Kevin with pirate Meisu in “SIREN KEVIN WITH PIRATE MEISU AND ONE DAY THEY FOUND THIS TWINK…” and elaborate Phainon/Kevin ideas.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-aware jokes such as “#vita's top 10 rage bait pranks… Number 10: impregnate their grampa” and the cheesecake detour in “Came back with cheesecake I went the wrong way”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses fondness for oomfs and friends, like “to my like 5 ish oomfs… im so glad to have met you guys” and praising others’ accounts in “Very epic account with a lot of funny thibgs…”.
- Persistent: Keeps grinding difficult content, celebrating wins like beating MOC manta ray in “AEONS FUCKING FIANLLLY FUCKKKK YIU MANTA RAY…” and sharing multiple Evernight/Currency Wars runs.
- Self-aware: Jokes about their own habits and hyperfixations, e.g. “As you can see i have impulse control” and “Me when i hyperfixate and all my usual putkets are boring…”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Admits to impulsive actions like buying Twitter subscription just for a video in “I just bought twitter subscription just to take download a video of phainon awkwardly dancing” and threatening to ‘knock kebin up’ after NNN in “Fellow humans! If I get through the NNN I will knock kebin up…”.
- Horny-driven: A lot of content and motivations revolve around explicit horniness, like “So school is starting tommroow and i am now seciding to write one last smutfic” and “manifesting my horny into kevin”.
- Disorganized: Mentions schoolwork overload and scattered projects, like posting half-finished art in “posting it half fin ished cause im sleepy and have school” and eating lunch in the bathroom due to poor prep in “forgot to prepare a sandwich yesterday…”.
- Provocative: Leans into edgy or shock humor, like “We need to kill all horses” and incest discourse in “People say you cant ship 2 cahrcters because of familial relationships… Just because its familial, doenst mean they cant fuck”.
- Crude: Uses heavy profanity and aggressive phrasing, especially in rants like “AEONS FUCKING FIANLLLY… dolos profanity cosmic profanity…” and the insult-heavy complaint about Dr. Mei in “Fuck you dr mei Rest in piss”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and constantly turning every situation into a bit. They have a prankster edge and love outrageous, rule-breaking humor, like joking about rage-baiting and wild scenarios in tweets such as “#vita's top 10 rage bait pranks of 2026 that YOU should try on the astral express... Number 10: impregnate their grampa” and “People say you cant ship 2 cahrcters because of familial relationships... Just because its familial, doenst mean they cant fuck”. Like Bart, they’re irreverent but also creative and surprisingly dedicated when they care about something, shown in posts like “HOLY FUCK I DID IT AND I ENDED IT WITH PHAINON’S ULT ENDING TOOOO” and their many drawings and AU ideas such as “making one of my ideas into a one shot because why the fuck not”. Their self-deprecating, impulsive side—“As you can see i have impulse control” and “I need to stop drinking milk tea”—also lines up with Bart’s constant ‘I know this is bad but I’m doing it anyway’ energy. They balance genuine affection for friends and characters with trolling and shitposting, much like Bart’s mix of bratty behavior and hidden sentimentality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage oomfs, joke directly at mutuals, and overshare in a socially performative way (e.g. eating lunch in the bathroom but live‑tweeting it to everyone: “Eating lunch inside the school bathroom during class transfer bc my dumbass is hungry as fuck…”, or loudly manifesting horny Kevin content to the timeline: “manifesting my horny into kevin”). Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they spin wild AUs and meta concepts more than day‑to‑day sensory detail, like the pact AU where Su and Mei neuter Kevin if he gets more partners “su and MEI made a pact that if kevin gets anymore partners, hes getting nuetered(bro had too much relationships)” and elaborate Evernight/philosophy bits about geniuses and gods “The man who has created this, gazed upon divinity… thus be how disdain made a beast.”. They read as more Feeling than Thinking: even when they try to argue, it’s value‑ and emotion‑driven, e.g. defending ships via a provocative Tedtalk‑style rant framed around what people should accept “Do you know what else is familial? WIFE/HUSBAND/GAYHUSBAND/LESBIANWIFE… Thanks 4 listen 2 tedtalk”, or crying over story beats and character reunions in Evernight “i cried when i saw phainon again, i cried when march reunited with us…”. Their life appears chaotic and inspiration‑driven rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they impulsively buy subscriptions just to download one video “I just bought twitter subscription just to take download a video of phainon awkwardly dancing”, start a smutfic the night before school starts “So school is starting tommroow and i am now seciding to write one last smutfic”, and frequently post half‑finished art or idea dumps “posting it half fin ished cause im sleepy and have school”. Overall, an excitable, hyper‑imaginative, emotionally expressive, and highly spontaneous presence fits ENFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Phainon is the ‘unholy critter’ and Kevin is your hormone activator 200, what do I have to roll in Currency Wars to become your new hyperfixation boss?
- You sneaked out of family dinner and came back with cheesecake by ‘going the wrong way’—if I get lost, can I accidentally come back with you instead?
- You eat lunch in the school bathroom, draw diabolic Kevin in science class, and accidentally turn roasted chicken into gongbao… I don’t want to fix you, I want to sit next to you and enable every single one of those side quests.
- You bought Twitter Blue just to download a video of Phainon awkwardly dancing—statistically speaking, that means there’s at least a 4-star chance you’d also impulsively download my contact info, right?
- You call yourself a ‘B+ narrative English student’, but the way you rant about Flame-Chasers, Evernight, and all your AUs is straight S-tier storytelling—wanna co-write something where the main ship is just ‘you x someone who actually appreciates your lore derails’ (me).
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Your new Twitter bio
Fanartist & fic gremlin powered by milk tea and Honkai brainrot. Once left for the bathroom, returned with cheesecake. Expect art, AUs, and unhinged meta.– @chezcakke
Your signature cocktail
Milk Tea Mential Meltdown
This cocktail starts with a brown sugar milk tea base spiked with dark rum to honor their unhinged love–hate relationship with milk tea and horny creativity, like when they said “Someone get me off milk tea please, i jsut realised what i wrote for my smutfic” and admitted “I need to stop drinking milk tea”. A swirl of matcha liqueur/syrup nods to their curiosity and willingness to experiment, as seen when they tried matcha because of a convo and concluded “Yeah its actaulky gpod if you add sweets”. The condensed milk foam on top references their chaotic comfort-food brain and the cozy weirdness of asking “Anybody ever try condesned milk with hot water”. A dash of chili tincture represents their unfiltered, occasionally feral takes—like deciding “We need to kill all horses” and giving a TED talk about incest shipping in “Thanks 4 listen 2 tedtalk”. Finally, edible star-shaped sprinkles celebrate their Evernight/Phainon/star-obsessed, hyperfixated side, from yelling “HOLY FUCK I DID IT AND I ENDED IT WITH PHAINON’S ULT ENDING TOOOO” to sobbing that “damn you mihoyo, ya really caught the hi3 magic for once”. Strong, sweet, slightly dangerous, and very extra—this is a drink you’d absolutely write smutfic about instead of doing homework, just like them writing “one last smutfic” the night before school.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a constant pattern of idea-spinning and creative worldbuilding that fits Ravenclaw’s hallmark curiosity and imagination. Instead of just consuming media, they invent elaborate AUs and concepts, like turning vague notions into a detailed outfit design in “his outfit ^^ (i have too much time maybe)” and building wild narrative setups like siren Kevin and pirate Meisu in “SIREN KEVIN WITH PIRATE MEISU AND ONE DAY THEY FOUND THIS TWINK…”. They explicitly frame themselves as a narrative/English student and leverage that in fandom, as in “the power of a B+ narrative english student”, which shows pride in analysis and storytelling rather than in, say, pure social vibes or leadership. Their enjoyment of meta commentary about fandom dynamics, such as in “Theres also 'I hope your fandom ship is getting popular but not because people are loving it…'”, reflects a tendency to step back and think critically about how communities behave. Even their jokes are often linguistically or conceptually nerdy—like riffing on etymology and translation in “Did yall know, i cant take proi proi srsly because the name is so funny… TENDER TENDER” and writing faux-philosophical narration in “The man who has created this, gazed upon divinity…”—which is very Ravenclaw-coded wit. While they do have impulsive and chaotic traits, the throughline is a brain constantly chewing on stories, symbolism, and ideas, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, irreverent energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they joke about school, hyperfixations, and horny brainrot while sounding half-exasperated, half-thrilled by it all, like when they say they’re “posting it half fin ished cause im sleepy and have school” “posting it half fin ished cause im sleepy and have school”. The song’s mix of dark humor and rebellion matches their timeline full of unfiltered thoughts, from joking about ships and incest taboo in fandom “People say you cant ship 2 cahrcters because of familial relationships… Just because its familial, doenst mean they cant fuck” to calling their own fic a “monstrosity” “Every day im reminded i wrote this monstrosity”. Their persona is that of a self-aware, over-caffeinated fandom gremlin who eats lunch in the school bathroom “Eating lunch inside the school bathroom during class transfer bc my dumbass is hungry as fuck”, which lines up with the song’s feeling of being the weird kid in a hostile world. Even their wild humor about characters and death, like the “3.7 suicide pact” in Star Rail “So uhm, star rail 3.7 suicide pact anyone?”, mirrors the song’s dramatic, slightly morbid teenage melodrama. Overall, Teenagers captures their blend of angst, absurd comedy, and fandom-fueled defiance.
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