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This account most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, who is studious, detail‑oriented, and drawn to niche intellectual interests. The user focuses on obscure archival material, for example highlighting sources and catalog numbers in tweets like “Werner Best received a three year sentence for his radical opposition to the Rhineland occupation as a student but was amnestied after six months. Sources: BArch (1 5) R1603/2281, (6 7) R1601/2422. [4 pictures]”. Like Lisa, they show a careful, almost scholarly approach, as in “Werner Heisenberg to Werner Best and his younger brother, Walter Best. Also: Werner Best’s (rose tinted) role in the seizure of Niels Bohr’s Institute. Source: Kalliope Nachlass Heisenberg. [3 pictures]”. The bio “Apolitical WWII blog” and notes such as “This can be read for fun, but obviously graphology isn’t seen as reliable now.” echo Lisa’s rational, critical mindset and desire to separate serious analysis from pseudoscience. Their interest in poetry, personal letters, and psychological angles—e.g., “Two of the three poems Werner Best wrote at Kastellet prison. Sources: (1) Konflikt og samarbejde by Carl Axel Gemzell. (2) Best by Ulrich Herbert. [2 pictures]”—matches Lisa’s blend of intellectualism and introspective curiosity about people.

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They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted: the account is a small, niche "Apolitical WWII blog" focusing on archival material rather than social interaction or personal life, and their tweets are descriptive rather than attention‑seeking, for example simply posting "New 1944 newspaper portrait.". Their strong emphasis on primary sources and documented facts shows sensing (S) tendencies: nearly every tweet grounds claims in archives, such as "Werner Best received a three year sentence… Sources: BArch (1 5) R1603/2281, (6 7) R1601/2422." and "Werner Best — Heydrich conflict. Source: NARA roll A3343 064.". At the same time, they also synthesize and contextualize those facts (e.g., noting Best’s "rose tinted" self‑presentation in "Werner Heisenberg to Werner Best… Werner Best’s (rose tinted) role in the seizure of Niels Bohr’s Institute."), which reflects an intuitive (N) bent toward patterns and interpretation; the blend suggests an NT analyst style more than a pure archivist. Their tone is impersonal and analytical, favoring thinking (T) over feeling: they avoid moralizing and emotional language, even when dealing with Nazis, and frame even potentially charged topics in neutral terms, as in "This can be read for fun, but obviously graphology isn’t seen as reliable now.". Finally, the account shows clear judging (J) structure: tweets are systematically sourced (often with multiple references) and organized into series or collections, e.g. "Two of the three poems Werner Best wrote at Kastellet prison. Sources: (1)… (2)…" and "Thread of videos featuring Werner Best.". Overall, an INTJ type fits best: a private, research‑oriented, analytically minded person who methodically curates a tightly focused historical niche and interprets it through a structured, source‑driven lens.

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Archival deep dives into Werner Best & WWII minutiae. I once tracked a single letter opener through three archives just to date one photograph.– @chffrrmaschine

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This drink is a classic with a twist, just like an apolitical WWII blog that quietly obsesses over obscure figures such as Werner Best. The London dry gin is the clear, analytical base—sharp and archival, echoing their precise sourcing in posts like “Werner Best — Heydrich conflict. Source: NARA roll A3343 064.”. Campari brings a bitter edge that mirrors the darker undertones behind seemingly dry notes like “Werner Best received a three year sentence for his radical opposition to the Rhineland occupation as a student but was amnestied after six months.”. Sweet vermouth softens that bitterness, reflecting the oddly human moments in posts such as “Werner Best’s letter to his wife, sent while he was testifying in Nuremberg.”. Finally, a Danish aquavit rinse nods to their recurring Danish focus in tweets like “The former Danish Prime Minister’s letter. Werner Best learned the language in his Reichsbevollmächtigter days.” and the Kastellet prison and Horsens references, giving the cocktail a subtle Nordic mystery worthy of the name Enigma.

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The account’s focus is intensely research-oriented and analytical, signaling a clear Ravenclaw profile. Nearly every tweet is built around archival digging and documentation, such as “Werner Best received a three year sentence for his radical opposition to the Rhineland occupation as a student but was amnestied after six months. Sources: BArch (1 5) R1603/2281, (6 7) R1601/2422.” and “Werner Best — Heydrich conflict. Source: NARA roll A3343 064.”. This repeated, precise sourcing shows a love of learning and methodical inquiry rather than crusading, social bonding, or personal promotion. The user also highlights niche, almost esoteric details—like “Four sonnets by Werner Best (not really). He even wanted to sue for libel. Source: Svikmøllen 1949.” and “Herta Isay’s analysis of Werner Best. This can be read for fun, but obviously graphology isn’t seen as reliable now.”—which reflects intellectual curiosity and a taste for nuanced, critical context. Even the bio, “Apolitical WWII blog,” underscores a stance of detached, analytical study over ideology or ambition. Collectively, this pattern fits Ravenclaw far better than the boldness of Gryffindor, the communal warmth of Hufflepuff, or the power-oriented drive of Slytherin.

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David Bowie’s Heroes fits Enigma because it’s about looking at the past with a mixture of admiration, distance, and critical reflection—very similar to how they approach WWII history. Their bio, "Apolitical WWII blog", and their focus on primary sources and artifacts, like "Werner Best’s letter to his wife, sent while he was testifying in Nuremberg." and "Two of the three poems Werner Best wrote at Kastellet prison.", show a fascination with individuals caught in pivotal historical moments rather than simple hero/villain narratives. In Heroes, the characters are not purely noble; they are complex people trying to assert meaning in the shadow of war and division, just as Enigma highlights nuance in figures like Werner Best through posts such as "Werner Best — Heydrich conflict." and "About his personality.". The song’s blend of melancholy, distance, and human focus mirrors the account’s mix of portraits, letters, and visual material—like "New 1944 newspaper portrait." and "Caricatures of Werner Best."—that document how people were seen and remembered. Heroes ultimately captures the sense of standing at a sober distance from the past while still being deeply compelled by the people who lived it.

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