Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Friendly: Frequently reaches out for connection, like inviting people to Discord and new accounts in “u guyss should add me on discord i want more friends” and “pls add me pls pls anybody”.
- Expressive: Openly shares moods and reactions, from excitement in “I GOT MY NEW HEAFPHONES #NEVERkillingmuself #iloveeveryone” to frustration in “my ex just stole my entire playlist brah”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and slang, like “THIS JIT CRACKS COUNTRIES” in the bio and joking threats such as “if i don't improve in a week im JUMPING”.
- Engaged: Interacts actively with fandoms and mutuals, shown by reactions to art and comics in “harold's hetalia comic sucks t b h” and list-making in “i'm making a diffrent list sorry if u get removedfrom it”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on their own behavior and presence, like worrying about shadowbans in “i need to stop reposting shit i think that's what's gettingme shadow banned” and apologizing in “sorry to everyone i left on read or delivered this montj”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Targets another user aggressively in their bio with “i hate @emil2qt she's gross pls block her”, showing personal hostility and public callouts.
- Self‑destructive: Jokes about extreme outcomes, like “if i don't improve in a week im JUMPING” and hashtags like “#NEVERkillingmuself”, hinting at unhealthy coping humor.
- Attention‑seeking: Links self‑worth to engagement, as in “if i don't get 10 likes instantly on my post i delete it” and desperation in “pls add me pls pls anybody”.
- Emotionally volatile: Mood shifts sharply from anger to affection, shown in “i'm so angry for NO!!! reason sorry if i don't answer dms today” versus “i love you” and “OK. i'm going to try sleeping goodnight i love you guys”.
- Boundary issues: Shares personal crises publicly and asks for ways around serious care in “i might be going to the mental hospital does anybody know any ways out of getting admitted”, and frequently posts about needing more friends and DMs, suggesting blurred boundaries with online strangers.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their chaotic, dramatic, and attention-seeking posting style is very Bart-coded: they say things like “#promotwt because idk if most of my oomfs HATE me or if im just shadow banned or both”, which mirrors Bart’s constant need for validation and fear of being ignored. The mix of jokey self-destructive humor and over-the-top reactions, like “I GOT A CIGARETTE DUDE UN SO HAPPT IM SO HAPPY IM SO HAPPY ITS BEEN FOREVER” and “if i don't get 10 likes instantly on my post i delete it”, fits Bart’s impulsive, rule-bending nature. They show school-related annoyance and boredom—“i have to go to school” and “i'm at school it's already boring”—which is very in line with Bart’s attitude toward school. At the same time, their loud affection for friends and moots, such as “u guyss should add me on discord i want more friends” and “i love both ofmy 2 interactive oomfs❤️”, reflects Bart’s softer side beneath the mischief. Overall, the combination of rebellious energy, dramatic outbursts, and genuine need for connection makes them closest to Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often worry about being ignored or shadowbanned and talk about online interaction from a slightly anxious distance rather than as a confident social hub, e.g. “#promotwt because idk if most of my oomfs HATE me or if im just shadow banned or both… pls pls pls pls add me” and repeatedly mention going to sleep or being offline like “ok i'm going to sleep now goodnight”. Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fandoms, headcanons, and abstract or emotional narratives rather than concrete facts, as seen in “i hate sharing my headcanons it's so scary” and “i'm re reading i love you cruddy and holy shit this is peak it's still my favourite yuri ever me and who guys me and who”. They are strongly Feeling (F): they vent about emotions and relationships far more than they argue logically, e.g. “guys i think my best friend is starting to hate me what do i do🥹🥹” and “i'm so angry for NO!!! reason sorry if i don't answer dms today”, and react passionately to fandom content like “this lw k made me hate rusame btw”. Their lifestyle is loosely structured and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they often make spontaneous decisions about sleep, school, and accounts—“deleting that i need to priv now”, “ok im not private anymore”—and complain about not being able to take long breaks from social media in “whys it impossible to take actual long breaks from social media 😢😢”. Altogether, a sensitive, fandom-focused, emotionally expressive, and somewhat scattered online presence fits INFP better than the more structured or externally-focused types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘CRACK COUNTRIES’ in your bio, but the only thing you’ve actually cracked is my Spotify since your ex stole your playlist and I’m applying to be the new co‑DJ.
- You got banned from Pinterest, almost admitted to the mental hospital, and still have opinions about Harold’s Hetalia comic… are you a rare ship? Because I swear I’ve never seen a combo this unhinged and this cute.
- You keep asking Twitter to add you on Discord because you ‘want more friends’—I volunteer as tribute. Step one: you send the tag. Step two: we complain about school and read ‘I Love You, Cruddy’ together.
- Every time you say ‘ok I’m going to sleep goodnight’ and then keep tweeting, I realize we’re the same kind of insomniac disaster. Maybe we should just call it a sleepover and stay up talking about SatW and RusAme takes instead.
- You celebrated new headphones, poutine cravings, Tim Hortons dilemmas, and a single cigarette like they were national holidays—if I took you on a little Canada‑core date with Starbucks Canada drinks and ugly Hetalia art reviews, would that earn me a spot on your notifs list?
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Your new Twitter bio
noah • student, art & fandom enjoyer • once bought a $9 drink just because it was Hetalia‑inspired • sleep-deprived but always saying hi– @chibiwy
Your signature cocktail
The Shadow-Banned Snow Day Spritz
This cocktail starts with vodka infused with black licorice candy to capture their oddly specific cravings and offbeat taste, like when they said “i got black licorice candy's”. A maple poutine syrup swirls in as a sweet-salty Canadian nod to their food obsessions and yearning, echoing “i want poutine.........” and their Starbucks adventure inspired by Hetalia’s Canada in “i'm going to get starbucks for the first time because i saw somebody base a drink of canada hetalia”. The espresso shot over ice represents their constant sleep chaos and late-night posting, like “i have to get up in like 2 hours for school am i cooked” and “i cantsleep help”. A fizzy energy drink topper adds chaotic, hyper-online energy to match their promo-posting and paranoia in “#promotwt because idk if most of my oomfs HATE me or if im just shadow banned or both” and “DO THIS😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞I THINKIM SHADOW BANNED”. Finally, a crushed ice snow cap with a cherry on top mirrors their soft side under all the drama—someone who still gets excited about little things like “it snowed guys who cheered” and constantly says hi and goodnight in posts like “hi guys” and “ok i'm going to sleep now goodnight”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Noah’s tweets show a strong need for connection, inclusion, and everyday kindness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly reach out for friendship and mutual support, like when they say “u guyss should add me on discord i want more friends” and “u guys should add me on my new discord i only have 3 people on there rn”, emphasizing community over status or clout. Even when they feel ignored or shadowbanned, they frame it in terms of being liked and included, using tags like “#promotwt… i fb pls pls pls pls add me pls 😞😞”, which fits the Hufflepuff desire to belong rather than to dominate. Their apologies and concern for others’ feelings also stand out, as in “sorry to everyone i left on read or delivered this montj” and their gentle goodnights like “OK. i'm going to try sleeping goodnight i love you guys”, reflecting loyalty and care. While there’s some impulsive or dramatic language, it’s not tied to bold heroics (Gryffindor) or calculated ambition (Slytherin), nor do they center intellectualism or analysis (Ravenclaw); instead, their emotional core is about being there for others and wanting others to be there for them, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a messy, emotional, very-online teen vibe that matches their timeline. They constantly swing between hyped-up posts and exhaustion, like when they say "i'm going to sleep for another three days ok goodnight" and later beg people to interact with them in "#promotwt because idk if most of my oomfs HATE me or if im just shadow banned or both". Their posts show self-destructive edges and mental health struggles, as in "i might be going to the mental hospital does anybody know any ways out of getting admitted" and joking hashtags like "#NEVERkillingmuself #iloveeveryone", which fits the song’s themes of dark humor and emotional chaos. The constant desire for connection and validation — for example, "u guyss should add me on discord i want more friends" and "DO THIS😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞I THINKIM SHADOW BANNED" — mirrors the song’s tension between wanting to be seen and feeling deeply insecure. Even their dramatic, half-joking threats like "i've been practicing art alot more if i don't improve in a week im JUMPING" echo the melodramatic, self-aware angst that defines Teen Idle.
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