Chickentwosides
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Your Simpsons character
The user shares Homer Simpson's chaotic yet lovable personality. Tweets like 'Why the fuck was my pillow in the trash this morning' mirror Homer's knack for finding himself in bizarre situations. His love for food ('Guys chicken and two is wayyyyyyyyyy better than the deli') and beer ('Mr Beer, You may have gotten the better of me last night') also align with Homer’s character. Both are humorous, self-deprecating, and embrace life's absurdities.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits traits of an ESFP: extroverted, spontaneous, and humorous. His tweets about social interactions ('At this point do I forget talking to girls and become a Jesuit?') and chaotic adventures ('What the actual fuck happened last night') highlight his extroversion and love for living in the moment. His humor and ability to entertain, as seen in 'Almost pulled a DC and shit my pants running this morning,' align with the performer aspect of ESFPs.

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Boston College enthusiast | Sports fanatic & chaos aficionado | Lover of chicken and two sides | Self-proclaimed #JesuitPipeline dropout | Making life hilariously messy, one tweet at a time.– @Chickentwosides

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The 'Chaotic Nightcap' reflects the user's adventurous and humorous nature. Whiskey represents his bold personality, while Red Bull adds the energy needed for his chaotic nights ('What the actual fuck happened last night'). Lime juice gives it a zesty twist, mirroring his humor, and grenadine adds a touch of sweetness to balance it all out, just like his relatable side.

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The user's adventurous spirit and willingness to embrace chaos, as seen in 'Does anyone else just put the car in neutral halfway down the street and see if they can make it into the driveway? #lank,' align with Gryffindor's daring nature. His passion for sports and loyalty to Boston College also reflect Gryffindor's values of bravery and commitment. While he has some self-doubt, his humor and ability to laugh at himself show resilience, a key Gryffindor trait.

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The user's tweets about social mishaps ('I seriously don’t know why I talk to women anymore #jesuitpipeline') and chaotic nights ('What the actual fuck happened last night') align with the emotional yet upbeat vibe of 'Mr. Brightside.' The song's themes of overthinking and self-reflection resonate with his personality.

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