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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, thanks to their chaotic humor, love of provocation, and irreverent attitude. They lean heavily into crude, sexual, and shocking jokes like “It's always rape rape rape with you people”, “Are we drawing fat furries frotting or just the regular prompts”, and “Pubic hair is so awesome”, which fits Bart’s boundary-pushing sense of humor. Their gleeful overreactions and dramatic hate, such as “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game”, mirror Bart’s flair for over-the-top rebellion and trolling. Even their mix of anti-authority politics and meme-y yelling, like “CAPITALISM CAPITALISM CAPITALISM” and “Sick of politics!! (For the rich!) Sick of power!! (Only oppresses!) Sick of government!! (Full of tyrants!)”, aligns with Bart’s instinct to mock systems and adults. Finally, their school-life mention in “Woke up early to have time to go on twitter before school 😿” reinforces the vibe of a mischievous, terminally online teen, very much in Bart’s lane.

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They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction and attention, e.g. waking up early just to be on Twitter before school in “Woke up early to have time to go on twitter before school 😿”, and openly greeting others like “Hi @DeathByFantasie”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition; they focus on ideas, fiction, and abstract takes more than concrete details, as in “Persona games are not the bible They do NOT need to be retold and rewritten hundreds of times You had your story once, use your brain now” and the meta-fandom commentary in “Insane things happening on #gwentwt today”. They show clear Feeling preferences, using moral/emotional language and social judgments like “If you're friends with a racist you're both racist” and intense emotional stances in “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game”. Their style is highly spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they jokingly debate what creative thing to do next in “Do I write fanfics or draw” and embrace chaotic prompts like “Are we drawing fat furries frotting or just the regular prompts”. Overall, the energetic social presence, idea-focused fandom takes, emotionally charged values, and improvisational, chaotic humor are best captured by ENFP.

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Gwen • part-time yaoi critic, full-time Persona ranter. Once woke up early just to tweet before school—still my proudest achievement.– @Chidoriisalive

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who wakes up early “to have time to go on twitter before school 😿” “Woke up early to have time to go on twitter before school 😿”. Spiced dark rum brings the strong, slightly unhinged base, echoing their aggressive shitposting like “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game” “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game”. Blood orange juice adds a dramatic, edgy sweetness befitting someone yelling “CAPITALISM CAPITALISM CAPITALISM” “CAPITALISM CAPITALISM CAPITALISM” and calling out “If you're friends with a racist you're both racist” “If you're friends with a racist you're both racist”. Sour cherry liqueur brings tart melodrama, like declaring “Kms” “Kms” and “It's always rape rape rape with you people” “It's always rape rape rape with you people”. Sparkling yuzu soda is the fizzy anime/game-brain chaos, nodding to their Persona obsession in “Trans Person : I'm trans. Society : Okay! Your friend named Junpei that you try to ignore : Let's go to Tartarus you fat fuck” “Trans Person : I'm trans. Society : Okay! Your friend named Junpei that you try to ignore : Let's go to Tartarus you fat fuck” and “Persona games are not the bible” “Persona games are not the bible They do NOT need to be retold and rewritten hundreds of times You had your story once, use your brain now”. Finally, the smoked salt rim is there because someone who tweets “Pubic hair is so awesome” “Pubic hair is so awesome” and “Are we drawing fat furries frotting or just the regular prompts” “Are we drawing fat furries frotting or just the regular prompts” clearly needs a drink with a filthy little edge.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a loud, confrontational style and a willingness to state strong moral positions publicly, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They make blunt ethical judgments like “If you're friends with a racist you're both racist”, which reflects a bold, absolutist sense of right and wrong rather than quiet diplomacy. Their all‑caps rants such as “CAPITALISM CAPITALISM CAPITALISM” and the extended political outcry in “Sick of politics!! (For the rich!) Sick of power!! (Only oppresses!) Sick of government!! (Full of tyrants!)” show fiery conviction and a tendency to charge directly at perceived injustice. The dramatic phrasing in “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game” and impulsive reactions like “Kms” underscore an emotionally intense, reactive temperament typical of Gryffindor rather than the calculated restraint of Slytherin or the reserved patience of Hufflepuff. While there is some wit and creativity (e.g., their joke setup in “Trans Person : I'm trans. Society : Okay! Your friend named Junpei that you try to ignore : Let's go to Tartarus you fat fuck”), the dominant pattern is brave, brash, values-driven impulsiveness—classic Gryffindor energy.

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The song Teenagers fits Gwen because it’s loud, irreverent, and openly hostile to social norms in the same way their timeline is. They’re bluntly political and anti-establishment, ranting “Sick of politics!! (For the rich!) Sick of power!! (Only oppresses!) Sick of government!! (Full of tyrants!)”, which mirrors the song’s distrust of authority and systems that control young people. Their sense of humor is crude and confrontational, like when they say “It's always rape rape rape with you people” or “We gotta do unimaginable things to jack frost”, matching the song’s aggressive, in-your-face energy. They also clearly embrace messy, chaotic fandom life and online drama, e.g. “Insane things happening on #gwentwt today” and “Praying on this filth's downfall. My entire heart and soul is dedicated to hating on this abomitable cancer that they dare call a video game”, which fits the track’s portrayal of teens as volatile and emotionally intense. Finally, their self-presentation—IFB, school before Twitter, and chaotic jokes—captures the exact loud, rebellious teen energy that Teenagers is written about.

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