Chikahri
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Posts jokes like putting liquid soap on his toothbrush and comedic captions
- Selfaware: Bio admits being a 'shit web developer' and acknowledges personal flaws
- Empathetic: Gives a ticket to someone in need in the metro and praises a kind customer
- Resilient: Keeps working and posting despite low‑salary complaints and tough days
- Culturally curious: Shares interest in Japan, anime (#ShingekiNoKyojin) and the SUTOM puzzle
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Frequent complaints about work, customers and finances, e.g., 'Je veux mourir'
- Oversharing: Regularly posts personal grievances and mental‑health struggles publicly
- Financial mismanagement: Mentions losing €250 in bets and spending €2000 on UberEats
- Boundary issues: Vent about rude customers and confrontations, e.g., being called handicapped
- Mood swings: Alternates between celebratory tweets (Bonne année) and depressive statements
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is a classic underachieving, food‑loving everyman who constantly struggles with a dead‑end job and low pay, just like the user who often complains about wages ('Je veux mes salaires vite svp 😔', 'Les prix des #MacBookPro2021 c’est pour me tuer ?'). The user’s self‑deprecating humor about being a 'shit web developer' and trying to be an artist mirrors Homer's many failed attempts at new hobbies. Their frequent rants about demanding customers and uncomfortable work conditions ('Les gens qui se lâchent dans le rer 🤢🤢', 'Je suis tellement timide que j’arrive pas à demander aux clients de remettre leur masque… 💀') echo Homer's frustration with the people he serves. The love of fast food is clear in tweets like 'Wtf je fonce au McDo (encore)' which is a perfect parallel to Homer's iconic obsession with donuts and burgers. Finally, the mix of melancholy and comic exaggeration ('Je veux mourir, le seul jour où je dois aller au taff') captures Homer's classic blend of despair and slapstick humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often reflecting on personal feelings and expressing shyness, as in "Je suis tellement timide que j’arrive pas à demander aux clients de remettre leur masque..." and "Je veux mourir, le seul jour où je dois aller au taff". Their focus on concrete, sensory details and everyday events, like "J’ai mis du savon liquide sur ma brosse à dent" and "Les gens qui se lâchent dans le rer 🤢🤢", indicates a Sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven reactions dominate their decision‑making, evident in tweets such as "Les prix des #MacBookPro2021 c’est pour me tuer ?" and "Je pleure #PSGBayern", showing a Feeling orientation. The spontaneous, unplanned nature of their posts, for example "J’ai perdu 250€ dans des paris parce que j’y connais rien hahaha 🤡" and "J’ai continué à faire des paris, et j’ai encore perdu. J’arrête pour de bon", points to a Perceiving lifestyle. Overall, these traits align with the ISFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may be a terrible web developer too, but I promise the only bugs in my code will be the butterflies I get whenever I see your art—wanna debug love together over sushi in Japan?
- Your balloon pics always lift my mood; how about we float together like a bunch of 🎈, and I'll be the helium that keeps you floating when the RER gets too crowded.
- If we were a PSG match, I'd be the 90th‑minute goal—unexpected, thrilling, and making your heart race faster than a Quick order on Christmas Eve.
- I saw you crush SUTOM puzzles; maybe we can solve the ultimate one: the mystery of how you stole my thoughts—clue by clue, letter by letter.
- You say you're trying to be an artist but stuck in a fast‑food job—let me be the extra sauce that makes your day delicious, and maybe we can paint a night in Paris together.
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Paris‑based web dev & budding digital artist. 🎨 Coffee, anime & balloons keep me alive. Once spent €2k on UberEats—still debugging life.– @Chikahri
Your signature cocktail
Balloon Brawl Spritz
This cocktail captures Miko’s chaotic daily grind with a base of vodka, the ‘plain’ workday fuel, while the bitter Aperol mirrors the frustration of low wages and overpriced MacBooks (‘Je veux mes salaires vite svp 😔’, ‘Les prix des #MacBookPro2021 c’est pour me tuer ?’). The bright splash of grenadine and the fizz from sparkling water recall the endless stream of balloons that pop up in their feed (‘Les ballonsss 🎈🥹’, ‘Youpi y a des ballons 🥳’). A dash of yuzu liqueur adds a Japanese twist, nodding to the dream of traveling to Japan and the love for miso soup (‘L’année prochaine j’irais au Japon.’). Together the drink is playful yet a little bitter, just like Miko’s mix of humor, annoyance, and hopeful wanderlust.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user frequently shows loyalty, hard work, and kindness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. For example, they tweet "Je donne un ticket resto à quelqu’un dans le besoin dans le métro et les gens me regardent bizarrement ??" showing generosity to strangers. They also display perseverance despite setbacks, saying "J’ai continué à faire des paris, et j’ai encore perdu. J’arrête pour de bon." Their concern for fair pay, "Je veux mes salaires vite svp 😔," reflects a strong work ethic, and their humility is evident in "Je suis tellement timide que j’arrive pas à demander aux clients de remettre leur masque..." These qualities align more with Hufflepuff than with Gryffindor bravery, Ravenclaw intellect, or Slytherin ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Take This Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck
Miko’s constant complaints about low pay, rude customers, and the dread of going to work — "Je veux mes salaires vite svp 😔", "Je veux mourir, le seul jour où je dois aller au taff" — echo the defiant chorus of the classic anthem for disgruntled workers. Their frustration with the service industry, illustrated by tweets like "Les gens qui se lâchent dans les files d’attente 🤢" and "Les gens qui se lâchent dans le rer 🤢🤢", mirrors the song’s theme of wanting to quit a thankless job. The recurring feeling of being undervalued, as in "Les prix des #MacBookPro2021 c’est pour me tuer ?" and "30 août, toujours pas de salaire 😔", reinforces the desire to shove the job away. Miko’s self‑deprecating bio, "trying to be an artist but I'm a shit web developer", adds a personal touch to the rebellious spirit of the song. Overall, the track captures the blend of sarcasm, exhaustion, and yearning for freedom that pervades Miko’s timeline.
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