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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, impulsive teen who often feels frustrated with adults and experiences intense emotional outbursts, just like the user. The user frequently expresses chaotic frustration, e.g., "AHHHHH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I ALREADY FUCKED UP THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE", similar to Bart’s angry reactions to school or parents. They also show a volatile relationship with authority figures, as seen in "My mom and my friends mom talk like children… 'Otay'…" and "Teacherrrrr", mirroring Bart’s constant clashes with his mother and teachers. Their intense fandom obsession and creative editing, like "I MADE AN EDIT FOR OOMF AND I POSTED IT ON A SECRET EDIT ACC AND IT BLEW UP COMPARED TO MY OTHER EDITS WTF I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW 99+ NOTIFS", reflects Bart’s love for pranks and creating chaos. Finally, their self‑destructive thoughts such as "I COMMENT ON OOMF'S POSTS AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE OR REPLY I KILL MYSELF" echo the darker, more emotional side of a teen dealing with mental health, which can be seen in episodes where Bart feels hopeless.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user often writes in a highly outward, self‑referential way and seems to crave external feedback, as shown by 'I comment on OOMFs posts and if they don't like or reply I KILL MYSELF'. Their imagination and abstract scenario building, like 'My insert was scavenging for food in abandoned towns and saw teacher and Shiva' and 'I think his voice suits him very well. The English accent and the rich, velvety voice fits him so well', point to dominant intuition. They make decisions based on strong emotions and personal values, evident in emotional outbursts such as 'AHHHHH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I ALREADY FUCKED UP THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE' and in statements like 'I love recreating this stupid AI baby photo w this one snap chat filter'. Their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, reflected by impulsive cravings like 'I NEED ACIG NOWWWWW I NEED A CIGARETTE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW' and by constantly shifting how they share content: 'I don't like posting tutorials ppl ask me too many questions and I private but then ppl ask for shake thts so I unpriv it'. These traits together match the ENFP personality type.

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Creative editor & artist. Zelda & fandom lover. My secret edit account blew up (99+ notifs). Sharing art, humor & honest mental-health moments.– @chilchuckmaxxer

Your signature cocktail
The Edit Explosion Elixir captures chilchuckmaxxer’s wild bursts of excitement, like when they wrote "I MADE AN EDIT FOR OOMF AND I POSTED IT ON A SECRET EDIT ACC AND IT BLEW UP COMPARED TO MY OTHER EDITS WTF I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW 99+ NOTIFS AHHHHH" and felt a rush of adrenaline. A base of vodka represents their teen core, while sour cherry liqueur adds the intense, sometimes bitter emotions echoed in "I wish I looked lie him😢" and "I hate waiting for someone to open the stuff I sent to their strawpage". Blue Curaçao gives the drink its bright, multi‑fandom hue, mirroring the colorful chaos of their bio and tweets about "multi fandom" and "I love recreating this stupid ai baby photo". A splash of energy drink reflects the "C ai is a stimulating app that is hard to break from" vibe and their constant need for a quick buzz, as they scream "I NEED A CIGARETTE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW". Finally, a sprinkle of edible glitter adds the whimsical snow‑loving side they described with "I feel so jolly rn I love it when it snows … give me 13 inches now", turning the cocktail into a sparkling, chaotic treat.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently seeks attention and uses secret accounts to boost visibility, showing ambition and resourcefulness typical of Slytherin, e.g., "I MADE AN EDIT FOR OOMF AND I POSTED IT ON A SECRET EDIT ACC AND IT BLEW UP COMPARED TO MY OTHER EDITS...". Their willingness to push boundaries and express daring, sometimes aggressive, statements reflects the daring nature of Slytherin, like "AHHHHH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I ALREADY FUCKED UP THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE". They also demonstrate strategic thinking about online platforms and manipulation of algorithms, as seen in "C ai is a stimulating app that is hard to break from... can we be decent human beings and understand why people would be addicted...". The user often emphasizes self‑preservation and personal survival, for example "I NEED A CIGARETTE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW" and "Dont go to bed immediately after relapsing when you did no aftercare...". These traits collectively align more closely with Slytherin than the other houses.

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Many of @chilchuckmaxxer’s tweets reveal a painful struggle with self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, such as "Irl told me to 'stop cutting yourself. You have friends now' … Ok hi to you too" and "I comment on oomfs posts and if they don't like or reply I KILL MYSELF". The raw confession "I need ACIG NOWWWWW I NEED A CIGARETTE" and the outburst "AHHHHH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I ALREADY FUCKED UP THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE" echo the desperate yearning for relief captured by the lyric "I hurt myself today / to see if I still feel". Their feeling of being an outsider – "How hes an outsider and I'm a human" – mirrors the line "I'm a stranger in this world". The song’s melancholic tone and contemplation of inner pain align with their ongoing battle with mental health, addiction to apps ("C ai is a stimulating app that is hard to break from") and craving for acceptance. "Hurt" therefore reflects both the self‑destructive impulses and the yearning for connection that dominate their timeline.

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