Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on his own patterns, like acknowledging his flaws in relationships in “Self awareness fact 3: I’m great as a friend, but I’m not the best boyfriend” and questioning if he’s a red or green flag in “Am i a red flag or a green flag??”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like calling his life “The consequences of giving a fuck” in “The consequences of giving a fuck is called my life” and joking about CnC in “I be doing CnC (Chaddar & code)”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Freely shares emotional highs and lows, from intense frustration in “Ahhh fuckkk mannn!!! I hate this shit.. This is exactly why I avoid getting involved..” to random joy in “got hit with a random wave of happiness and had no idea what to do”.
- Curious: Actively seeks recommendations and advice, like asking for music recs in “PLEASE DROP YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS am expanding my music taste…” and hair/scalp solutions in “Behenchod ye dry scalp ka kya karu!!! Are there any products or natural ways to cure it”.
- Socially-inclined: Wants to connect and build circles, shown by opening DMs in “My dms are open for offers!”, asking for IG mutuals in “Finally made a new spam insta account! Who wants to be ig moots!”, and seeking WhatsApp oomfs in “Everyone has instagram oomfs... Who wants to be WhatsApp oomfs!”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-talk: Frequently puts himself down, like saying “I need a break from myself ! I'm tired of him being my biggest hater.. mf ruins my mood and all my plans” in this tweet and “The only people i disappoint are I,me, myself” in this tweet.
- Attachment-issues: Admits to getting attached too quickly and struggling with it, as shown in “Hamesha jaldi attach hone ki mistake krdeta hu” and feeling hurt about past experiences in “Relationships mei hoke bhi pyaar experience nhi kr paaya...”.
- Avoidant-communication: Feels blocked when it comes to talking and connecting, shown in “Koi mujhe ' baat krna ' sikha do” and wanting to fix “baat krni nahi aati” in “No more 'baat krni nahi aati' in 2026”.
- Emotional-instability: Swings between extremes—calling every year depressing in “Depressed Every year, everyday, every hour, every minute!” while also getting random happiness waves in “got hit with a random wave of happiness and had no idea what to do”.
- Rumination-prone: Keeps revisiting past people and experiences, like remembering everyone in “Why do i remember ppl from my everywhere!! They don't even remember me…” and stalking his ex with a new ID in “New id se bhi ex ko stalk krlia! Can somebody k me before jan ends”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They come across most like Milhouse Van Houten: emotional, self-deprecating, craving affection, and constantly feeling a bit out of their depth in love and life. Like Milhouse, they’re painfully aware of their own awkwardness and perceived unlovability, saying things like “Oomf are so hot, cute and pretty i feel they are out of my league” and “Am i a red flag or a green flag??”. There’s a strong thread of romantic frustration and quick attachment that Milhouse absolutely embodies, echoed in “Hamesha jaldi attach hone ki mistake krdeta hu” and “Relationships mei hoke bhi pyaar experience nhi kr paaya...”. Their dramatic swings between self-pity and trying to be chill, like “I need a break from myself ! I'm tired of him being my biggest hater.. mf ruins my mood and all my plans” and “ahh Fuck it ! we ball !! we move on and never ever go down this road ever again”, match Milhouse’s melodramatic but still hopeful vibe. Even their loneliness and desire for more friends and a love life—“Life mei 1 2 mahila mitr ki kami hai” and “Some baddies, a few guy friends, drunk nights, stoned nights, makeouts, hugs, and random outings Lowkey convinced this will fix whatever is wrong with me”—feel like a grown-up, very-online Milhouse trying to cope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Overall they read as an INFP – introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, and somewhat chaotic in day-to-day life. They show strong Introversion (I): they’re scared of calls (“I'm scared of calls!! Who's doing it like me?”), talk about being stuck in their own head (“I need a break from myself ! I'm tired of him being my biggest hater..”), and often frame social interaction as something they struggle to initiate (“Koi mujhe ' baat krna ' sikha do”). Their style reflects Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they constantly dwell on meaning and patterns in relationships and life (“Starting the all year long depression again! Welcome 2026”, “The consequences of giving a fuck is called my life”) rather than just concrete facts, and they romanticize experiences like love and attachment (“Hamesha jaldi attach hone ki mistake krdeta hu”, “What is Love”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-dominated: their tweets are emotional, vulnerable, and self-revealing (“I'm broke(n) from the inside”, “Relationships mei hoke bhi pyaar experience nhi kr paaya...”), and they focus heavily on hurt, attachment, and self-worth rather than rational problem-solving. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and panic (“i procrastinate and then i panic”), go with impulsive emotional decisions (“ahh Fuck it ! we ball !! we move on and never ever go down this road ever again”), and are messy and spontaneous about goals and routines (“this year I will download every dating app #newyearsresolution”, “Time to deactivate X again! Will come back before it deletes my account.”). Combining these, INFP best fits their introspective, feelings-driven, romantic yet chaotic online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘great as a friend but not the best boyfriend’ — lucky for you, I’m accepting applications for ‘work in progress, but lowkey perfect for me.’ Shall we test that theory over momos and Shawarma?
- You’re scared of calls, overthink DMs, and still made a spam Insta to add oomfs… how about we heal all three at once: you send me your IG, I send you a playlist that’s NOT just Weeknd & 1D, and we panic together on VC later.
- You remember people ‘in one single glance’ while they forget you — I’d like to officially be the exception. I plan on remembering the guy who had 4 avocado toasts in a day and still thinks he’s not interesting.
- You’re out here manifesting baddies, cribbing about ‘no mahila mitr,’ and asking what to do to be interesting in 2026… plot twist: the interesting part is you. I’m just volunteering to be the hot, nose-ring-level chaos in your story minus the trauma.
- You keep saying ‘starting the all-year-long depression again’ and ‘please someone end my misery’ — bold offer incoming: I can’t fix your depression, but I can offer good fish recs in Ghaziabad, terrible calculus jokes, and the kind of hugs that make ‘fuck it, we ball’ feel like an actual plan.
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Your new Twitter bio
22, engineering student. Known for stalking my ex from new accounts, over‑sharing about momos, and still trying to figure out love, haircare & life.– @chilipotata
Your signature cocktail
The Procrastinating Panic Punch
Overproof dark rum for the chaotic, unfiltered energy of lines like “ahh Fuck it ! we ball !! we move on and never ever go down this road ever again” and “Bye, pencho!”. Cold brew coffee captures the late-night overthinking of “3:30 tak jaag gya ab bhiokh lg gyi” and the whole I procrastinate and then I panic vibe from the bio. Lime juice adds a sharp tang for the self-awareness in “Self awareness fact 3: I’m great as a friend, but I’m not the best boyfriend” and “Am i a red flag or a green flag??”. Chili-honey syrup is sweet heat: softness and craving connection in “Life mei 1 2 mahila mitr ki kami hai” plus the spicy, gaali-filled rants like “Behenchod ho kya thode tum”. Fizzy lemon soda on top is the fake-bubbly masking sadness from “Apni sadness ko with a fake smile” and those hopeful little spikes like “got hit with a random wave of happiness and had no idea what to do”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Shubham shows a very Hufflepuff mix of loyalty, care, and self-deprecating honesty. He constantly frames himself as a good friend who struggles in romance, like when he shares a self awareness post: “Self awareness fact 3: I’m great as a friend, but I’m not the best boyfriend”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on being there for others even if you feel imperfect. He clearly cares deeply and even feels too much, complaining that “Zyada care krne mei bhi dikkat hai ab! Maa chudao”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff problem of over-caring and getting hurt. His timeline is full of wanting genuine connection rather than status – wanting mahila mitr and baddies for hugs, makeouts, and random outings, convinced “this will fix whatever is wrong with me”, which is less about conquest (Slytherin) and more about belonging (Hufflepuff). Even his frustration is directed inward more than outward, like “The only people i disappoint are I,me, myself” and “I need a break from myself ! I'm tired of him being my biggest hater..”, showing humility, vulnerability, and a desire to be better rather than dominate. Altogether, his kindness, longing for companionship, and self-effacing humor align most strongly with Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
idfc - blackbear
The song idfc fits them because it mixes heartbreak, self-sabotage, and dark humor in the same way their timeline does. They talk about getting hurt and still catching feelings quickly, like when they say “Hamesha jaldi attach hone ki mistake krdeta hu” and “Relationships mei hoke bhi pyaar experience nhi kr paaya...”. Their bio, “i procrastinate and then i panic,” plus tweets like “Starting the all year long depression again! Welcome 2026” and “I'm broke(n) from the inside”, echo the song’s emotionally drained yet numb vibe. At the same time, they cope with jokes and chaos — “Some baddies, a few guy friends, drunk nights, stoned nights, makeouts, hugs, and random outings Lowkey convinced this will fix whatever is wrong with me” — which matches the song’s mix of “I care too much” energy and “I don’t care anymore” facade. Even their angry or fed-up rants like “ahh Fuck it ! we ball !! we move on and never ever go down this road ever again” mirror the song’s oscillation between attachment and pretending not to give a fuck.
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