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Your Simpsons character
They come across as sharp, observant, and politically aware in a very Lisa-like way, frequently calling out injustice and harmful behavior, such as when they say "weird how some people excuse sa when an attractive person does it. if someone sa's you, then press charges. it is not excusable under any circumstances." and "the entirety of Russia isn’t involved in this. it’s the government, not the civilians.". Like Lisa, they mix principled takes with internet and tech literacy, e.g. talking about Linux vs Windows performance in Minecraft "Windows got ~100 FPS Linux got 1000+ FPS I am not exaggerating, idk why this happens" and concerns about screen burn-in and tech misuse "this is why you either turn on sleep mode during stuff like this or at least enable TV burn in reduction". They show a certain world-weariness with platforms and people, similar to Lisa’s disillusionment with society, in posts like "this site is a hellhole I hate it here" and "blocking internet microcelebrities has made me have a significantly better time on this platform". At the same time, they have strong niche interests and fandom energy—being loudly into Meowscarada and preservation of games "I'm a big advocate for preserving games, and if you are too, you should definitely buy your games from GOG"—which mirrors Lisa’s passionate attachments to her hobbies and causes. Their combination of moral seriousness, introspection about identity ("I should probably update my twitter stuff to be more accurate to who I am now huh"), and occasional exasperated humor matches Lisa more closely than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: instead of talking about parties or big friend groups, they focus on their own online experience and avoidance of others, e.g. blocking to curate their timeline (“blocking internet microcelebrities has made me have a significantly better time on this platform”) and feeling unsettled by the app’s people (“the people on this app terrify me”). Their information style is strongly intuitive (N): they like patterns, systems, and concepts more than raw sensory detail, such as turning tech quirks into general points about design or behavior (“> screensaver > screen saver … looks like we lost the point of screensavers”, “this is what coding is like”). They lean thinking (T): their arguments are framed around logic, risk, and consistency, not harmony—see how they critique dangerous behavior and legal issues (“why can't people just not do dangerous shit in the first place”, “you forced the sphere to vote … that is illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 597”), or explain radiation exposure and batteries matter-of-factly (“batteries are not supposed to look like that. it's also an explosion risk”). Their tone is blunt and principle‑driven, as in calling out hypocrisy or harmful attitudes (“we aren't making fun of him because he's autistic and african american we're making fun of him because he's a bad person”), but they still show some personal warmth (“From what I've seen of you, you're really kind. don't beat yourself up for not being kind enough”), which fits a T who still values fairness. Finally, they look perceiving (P) rather than judging: they bounce between platforms (“I might come back and forth between bluesky occasionally actually it's getting a bit boring”), spontaneously dive into things (“Fuck it I’m watching parkour civilisation right now”), and only belatedly think about updating their profile (“I should probably update my twitter stuff to be more accurate to who I am now huh”), suggesting flexibility over structured long-term planning. Together, this pattern of introversion, conceptual/technical focus, logical analysis, and spontaneity is most consistent with INTP.

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Minor dev + game preservation gremlin; lives between Bluesky and the hellsite. Once spent a month on $100 groceries and way too many Meowscarada posts.– @Chiro1879

Your signature cocktail
Matcha gin stands in for their chronically online but oddly thoughtful tech / gaming side, the person who will both rant that “this site is a hellhole I hate it here” and still compile Ryujinx from source. Sour yuzu juice adds the sharp, skeptical bite of someone who says “people who go viral for stupid shit say stupid shit 🤯🤯🤯🤯” and “this is why I don't like twitter, full of fascists”. Midnight blackberry syrup brings in the darker, brooding side that hides behind jokes and blocklists, like when they admit “some of y'all are the reason why I hide who I really am bro I'm being so deadass”. The tonic base keeps it fizzy and fast-scrolling, echoing their frantic timeline energy from “the people on this app terrify me” to “my tl is japanese again”. The popping candy rim and green‑purple edible glitter are pure Meowscarada brainrot—chaotic, flashy, unashamedly niche—because as they proudly said, “if you see a lot of meowscarada on your timeline I am not sorry you all need to see peak” and screamed “I FUCKING LOVE CALVIN MCMURRAY AAAAAAAAAAAAA”, proving this drink has to be loud, weird, and a little bit feral.

Your Hogwarts House
Chiro shows strong analytical and technical curiosity, characteristic of Ravenclaw. They break down hardware and software behavior in detail, like explaining why a specific setup risks TV burn-in in “this is why you either turn on sleep mode during stuff like this or at least enable TV burn in reduction” and critiquing the original purpose vs. modern use of screensavers in “> screensaver > screen saver... looks like we lost the point of screensavers”. Their interest in performance and system behavior is also seen in their Linux vs Windows FPS comparison in “as someone who's used minecraft on linux before, this is surprisingly true... Windows got ~100 FPS Linux got 1000+ FPS”. They display a pattern of correcting misconceptions with reasoning, such as clarifying radiation risks in “Alvin can keep indefinite exposure without dying because uranium is an alpha emitter... I may be wrong” and challenging vague phrasing in tech/invention posts in “'Japan has invented' the entirety of japan? just say the name of the person, team or company who made it”. Even in social and political topics, their approach is logical and precise—calling out overgeneralization about Russians in “the entirety of Russia isn’t involved in this. it’s the government, not the civilians” and invoking specific law in “you forced the sphere to vote... that is illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 597”. While they clearly have empathy and boundaries, the dominant throughline is a thoughtful, explanatory, and detail-oriented mindset, aligning most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for Chiro is Paranoid Android by Radiohead, with its blend of sarcasm, alienation, and tech-dystopian vibes. They’re openly critical of the platform and its people, calling it a “hellhole” in “this site is a hellhole I hate it here” and saying it’s “full of fascists” in “this is why I don't like twitter, full of fascists”, which matches the song’s cynical view of modern society. At the same time, they’re very online, talking about Linux, Minecraft FPS, and emulators in posts like “Just compiled Ryujinx for every platform, currently compressing it into a 7z”, reflecting the song’s anxious, tech-age energy. Their frustration with performative or reckless behavior—like “why can't people just not do dangerous shit in the first place” and “people who go viral for stupid shit say stupid shit 🤯🤯🤯🤯”—fits the track’s exasperated tone toward human stupidity. And underneath the sarcasm, they clearly care about others, as seen in “From what I've seen of you, you're really kind. don't beat yourself up for not being kind enough”, mirroring the song’s moments of vulnerable, almost mournful reflection amid all the chaos.

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