Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Defends others and pushes back on unfair generalisations, e.g. defending regular Russians from being blamed for their government in “the entirety of Russia isn’t involved in this. it’s the government, not the civilians.” and reassuring a struggling user in “From what I've seen of you, you're really kind. don't beat yourself up for not being kind enough”.
- Ethically-minded: Shows strong concern for safety, legality, and consent, like criticising speeding in “you shouldn't be doing risky and inherently dangerous acts like this.” and insisting that sexual assault is never excusable in “if someone sa's you, then press charges. it is not excusable under any circumstances.”.
- Analytical: Breaks down topics logically and technically, such as radiation exposure for Alvin and the Chipmunks in “Alvin can keep indefinite exposure without dying because uranium is an alpha emitter…” and listing possible outcomes for the ‘bricks’ power scenario in “scenario a: both bricks cut the power… scenario b… scenario c…”.
- Tech-savvy: Demonstrates substantial tech knowledge and curiosity, talking about Linux vs Windows performance in “Windows got ~100 FPS Linux got 1000+ FPS I am not exaggerating”, compiling Ryujinx in “Just compiled Ryujinx for every platform”, and discussing burn-in and screensavers in “> screensaver > screen saver… looks like we lost the point of screensavers”.
- Boundaries-focused: Actively curates their online space and protects their wellbeing, like blocking microcelebrities in “blocking internet microcelebrities has made me have a significantly better time on this platform” and sharing a blocklist for bots in “first of all, buildings are not posts second of all, bot blocklist in comments”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronically negative: Often describes platforms and people in strongly pessimistic terms, e.g. “this site is a hellhole I hate it here”, “this is why I don't like twitter, full of fascists”, and “the people on this app terrify me”.
- Easily frustrated: Shows quick irritation with others’ behaviour and discourse, as in “some of y'all are the reason why I hide who I really am bro I'm being so deadass”, “people who go viral for stupid shit say stupid shit”, and “Do companies just hate fun or what”.
- Harshly critical: Can jump to strong judgments of others, such as “if you unironically buy a labubu I automatically think less of you as a person” and mocking viral users as “2/10 bait” or calling posts ‘mid’ in “mid to mid to mid to mid 💔💔💔”.
- Platform-burnout: Shows signs of being worn down by social media, hopping platforms and expressing despair, like “not using this anymore, follow me here”, later returning with “Sorry for the unexpected 'me coming back' thing, but what the fuck”, and still saying “this site is a hellhole I hate it here”.
- Trust-issues: Appears wary about others and social consequences, indicated by hiding their true self due to others in “some of y'all are the reason why I hide who I really am” and warning about backstabbing in the alt account post “Be careful who you trust , you never know what they say behind your back”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as sharp, observant, and politically aware in a very Lisa-like way, frequently calling out injustice and harmful behavior, such as when they say "weird how some people excuse sa when an attractive person does it. if someone sa's you, then press charges. it is not excusable under any circumstances." and "the entirety of Russia isn’t involved in this. it’s the government, not the civilians.". Like Lisa, they mix principled takes with internet and tech literacy, e.g. talking about Linux vs Windows performance in Minecraft "Windows got ~100 FPS Linux got 1000+ FPS I am not exaggerating, idk why this happens" and concerns about screen burn-in and tech misuse "this is why you either turn on sleep mode during stuff like this or at least enable TV burn in reduction". They show a certain world-weariness with platforms and people, similar to Lisa’s disillusionment with society, in posts like "this site is a hellhole I hate it here" and "blocking internet microcelebrities has made me have a significantly better time on this platform". At the same time, they have strong niche interests and fandom energy—being loudly into Meowscarada and preservation of games "I'm a big advocate for preserving games, and if you are too, you should definitely buy your games from GOG"—which mirrors Lisa’s passionate attachments to her hobbies and causes. Their combination of moral seriousness, introspection about identity ("I should probably update my twitter stuff to be more accurate to who I am now huh"), and occasional exasperated humor matches Lisa more closely than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: instead of talking about parties or big friend groups, they focus on their own online experience and avoidance of others, e.g. blocking to curate their timeline (“blocking internet microcelebrities has made me have a significantly better time on this platform”) and feeling unsettled by the app’s people (“the people on this app terrify me”). Their information style is strongly intuitive (N): they like patterns, systems, and concepts more than raw sensory detail, such as turning tech quirks into general points about design or behavior (“> screensaver > screen saver … looks like we lost the point of screensavers”, “this is what coding is like”). They lean thinking (T): their arguments are framed around logic, risk, and consistency, not harmony—see how they critique dangerous behavior and legal issues (“why can't people just not do dangerous shit in the first place”, “you forced the sphere to vote … that is illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 597”), or explain radiation exposure and batteries matter-of-factly (“batteries are not supposed to look like that. it's also an explosion risk”). Their tone is blunt and principle‑driven, as in calling out hypocrisy or harmful attitudes (“we aren't making fun of him because he's autistic and african american we're making fun of him because he's a bad person”), but they still show some personal warmth (“From what I've seen of you, you're really kind. don't beat yourself up for not being kind enough”), which fits a T who still values fairness. Finally, they look perceiving (P) rather than judging: they bounce between platforms (“I might come back and forth between bluesky occasionally actually it's getting a bit boring”), spontaneously dive into things (“Fuck it I’m watching parkour civilisation right now”), and only belatedly think about updating their profile (“I should probably update my twitter stuff to be more accurate to who I am now huh”), suggesting flexibility over structured long-term planning. Together, this pattern of introversion, conceptual/technical focus, logical analysis, and spontaneity is most consistent with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if half the Meowscarada artists you find are NSFW and you’re busy dodging them, does that mean I have a 50% chance of being the safest Meowscarada enjoyer you’ll ever talk to?
- You said Minecraft on Linux gave you 1000+ FPS—if we ever call, I hope your patience for my awkward jokes has the same frame rate.
- You compiled Ryujinx for every platform and still had time to warn people about swollen batteries and TV burn-in—honestly, that level of ‘I care about your hardware’ energy is exactly the kind of person I’d trust with my heart’s firmware update.
- You block internet microcelebrities to make Twitter bearable and you’re not sorry about flooding the TL with Meowscarada—if you ever decide to curate a tiny corner of the internet for just the two of us, I’d happily be on that blocklist-exempt VIP list.
- You spend $100 AUD and make groceries last a month, know uranium trivia for Alvin and the gang, and still have the awareness to say ‘I am a minor‼️’—I’m just here to say: I’ll wait respectfully until the timeline says otherwise, but I’m already impressed by the brain behind those tweets.
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Minor dev + game preservation gremlin; lives between Bluesky and the hellsite. Once spent a month on $100 groceries and way too many Meowscarada posts.– @Chiro1879
Your signature cocktail
Mid Timeline Meowscarada
Matcha gin stands in for their chronically online but oddly thoughtful tech / gaming side, the person who will both rant that “this site is a hellhole I hate it here” and still compile Ryujinx from source. Sour yuzu juice adds the sharp, skeptical bite of someone who says “people who go viral for stupid shit say stupid shit 🤯🤯🤯🤯” and “this is why I don't like twitter, full of fascists”. Midnight blackberry syrup brings in the darker, brooding side that hides behind jokes and blocklists, like when they admit “some of y'all are the reason why I hide who I really am bro I'm being so deadass”. The tonic base keeps it fizzy and fast-scrolling, echoing their frantic timeline energy from “the people on this app terrify me” to “my tl is japanese again”. The popping candy rim and green‑purple edible glitter are pure Meowscarada brainrot—chaotic, flashy, unashamedly niche—because as they proudly said, “if you see a lot of meowscarada on your timeline I am not sorry you all need to see peak” and screamed “I FUCKING LOVE CALVIN MCMURRAY AAAAAAAAAAAAA”, proving this drink has to be loud, weird, and a little bit feral.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Chiro shows strong analytical and technical curiosity, characteristic of Ravenclaw. They break down hardware and software behavior in detail, like explaining why a specific setup risks TV burn-in in “this is why you either turn on sleep mode during stuff like this or at least enable TV burn in reduction” and critiquing the original purpose vs. modern use of screensavers in “> screensaver > screen saver... looks like we lost the point of screensavers”. Their interest in performance and system behavior is also seen in their Linux vs Windows FPS comparison in “as someone who's used minecraft on linux before, this is surprisingly true... Windows got ~100 FPS Linux got 1000+ FPS”. They display a pattern of correcting misconceptions with reasoning, such as clarifying radiation risks in “Alvin can keep indefinite exposure without dying because uranium is an alpha emitter... I may be wrong” and challenging vague phrasing in tech/invention posts in “'Japan has invented' the entirety of japan? just say the name of the person, team or company who made it”. Even in social and political topics, their approach is logical and precise—calling out overgeneralization about Russians in “the entirety of Russia isn’t involved in this. it’s the government, not the civilians” and invoking specific law in “you forced the sphere to vote... that is illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 597”. While they clearly have empathy and boundaries, the dominant throughline is a thoughtful, explanatory, and detail-oriented mindset, aligning most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
A fitting song for Chiro is Paranoid Android by Radiohead, with its blend of sarcasm, alienation, and tech-dystopian vibes. They’re openly critical of the platform and its people, calling it a “hellhole” in “this site is a hellhole I hate it here” and saying it’s “full of fascists” in “this is why I don't like twitter, full of fascists”, which matches the song’s cynical view of modern society. At the same time, they’re very online, talking about Linux, Minecraft FPS, and emulators in posts like “Just compiled Ryujinx for every platform, currently compressing it into a 7z”, reflecting the song’s anxious, tech-age energy. Their frustration with performative or reckless behavior—like “why can't people just not do dangerous shit in the first place” and “people who go viral for stupid shit say stupid shit 🤯🤯🤯🤯”—fits the track’s exasperated tone toward human stupidity. And underneath the sarcasm, they clearly care about others, as seen in “From what I've seen of you, you're really kind. don't beat yourself up for not being kind enough”, mirroring the song’s moments of vulnerable, almost mournful reflection amid all the chaos.
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