Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: They are transparent about their identity and struggles, openly stating, "I posted my face might as well give yall my real name".
- Romantic Devotion: They show consistent affection for their partner, celebrating "our 1 year anniversary" and sharing their joy.
- Artistic Interest: They possess a desire to create music, mentioning efforts to learn "how to play the drums" and guitar.
- Social Awareness: Their bio features flags supporting various global causes and they advocate for the "FREE 🇸🇩 🇨🇩🇦🇫" movements.
- Self-Awareness: They acknowledge their own online behavior and motivations, admitting, "I ragebait so people can get mad".
Weaknesses:
- Violent Rhetoric: They frequently post aggressive threats, such as "I’m finna kill my sister" and "I shoot niggas for fun".
- Self-Harm Glorification: The profile contains multiple references to relapsing, including "It’s okay chat we just gon cut again".
- Substance Dependency: They rely on drugs for emotional regulation, stating, "Ima just get high and everything gon be alright".
- Severe Body Dysmorphia: They express intense distress over weight, calling themselves "fat as fuck" despite a dangerously low BMI of 17.
- Impulse Control Issues: They admit to criminal behaviors and lack of restraint, "stealing" cigarettes and nearly "stabbing that bitch".
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, Ceasar embodies a rebellious, anti-establishment persona, frequently engaging in provocation and "I ragebait so people can get mad and degrade me." They share a history of school-age delinquency and a penchant for trouble, even admitting to past habits like “stealing [cigs]” and identifying with #kleptotwt. Ceasar’s impulsive nature and dark humor are evident when they tweet things like “I shoot niggas for fun” or express violent frustration toward family members. Ultimately, both represent a misunderstood, edgy youth struggling with authority figures, such as a mother who “won’t except [him]”, while navigating their identity through subcultures and mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Xavier exhibits Introversion by focusing on solitary internal struggles and personal hobbies like guitar, stating, “Anyone wanna be friends with me…”. His Sensing trait is shown through a preoccupation with physical sensations and concrete aesthetics, such as the specific pain of “mint toothpaste then eat mint gum then drink cold water”. As a Feeling type, his posts are highly emotional and reactive to personal values, seen when he expresses deep distress over his identity: “I hate the fact my mom... won’t except me your CHILD”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his impulsive, unstructured lifestyle and shifting interests, admitted in his intro: “I watch anime & I listen to whatever”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way more satisfying to listen to than a Louisiana accent, and I'd never let your guitar collect dust.
- Are you a pack of lucky cigs? Because ever since I flipped for you, I feel like I hit the fifty-buck jackpot.
- Forget the mint toothpaste and ice cubes—if you’re looking for something that 'hurts so good,' you could just try falling for me.
- I heard you’re a junkorexic who likes to skate, so how about we go grab some fries and see if we can find a flow together?
- I’m no scale, but I’d love to be the reason you’re feeling lightweight and happy today.
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Your new Twitter bio
Michigan-based multi-instrumentalist and cat lover. When I’m not perfecting my guitar technique, I’m probably debating the merits of every music genre ever.– @chistthemaso
Your signature cocktail
The Junkorexic Jolt
This experimental, high-voltage drink captures Ceasar’s chaotic energy and his admitted “ragebait” persona. The heavy absinthe base reflects his frequent mentions of getting “fat wooddddd” and “staying high,” while the intense menthol and ice mimic his specific sensory obsession to “brush my teeth with mint toothpaste then eat mint gum then drink cold water.” The dark cherry syrup provides a bitter-sweet visual for when he worries that his “scars are fading,” resulting in a drink that is both “lightheaded” and brutally strong.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Xavier exhibits a strong Slytherin-coded focus on self-preservation and social hierarchy, frequently demanding that others “remove me as a follower I am NOT your fucking fan” to maintain his perceived status. He shows a cunning, provocative nature, openly admitting, “I ragebait so people can get mad and degrade me”, using social manipulation to fulfill his own specific needs. His resourcefulness and ambition are centered around his own physical goals and subcultural identity, as seen in his disciplined tracking of personal metrics and his drive to “pass so well” in his transition. Ultimately, his bluntness and tendency to prioritize his own desires and internal circle over general social harmony align him most closely with the house of the serpent.
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Your song
Teen Idle - Marina
The song's themes of self-destruction and a longing for a lost youth align with Ceasar's digital identity as a 'junkorexic' dealing with severe body image issues and addiction. He frequently documents his struggles with self-harm and disordered eating, noting, “The obvious weight I gained staring back at me in the mirror…” and expressing despair when he says, “My scars are fading :(”. Much like the song's lyrics regarding nihilism and risky behavior, he often turns to substances to cope, stating, “Ima just get high and everything gon be alright.”. This track captures the specific brand of 'sad-girl/boy' internet subculture Ceasar occupies, where mental health struggles and aestheticized pain are central to his daily narrative.
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