Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently uses sharp jokes and sexual wordplay, like calling herself a programmer in “eu só sei programar em linguada na pussy” and riffing on 'fazer programa' in “Com o que você gosta de trabalhar? Fazendo programa 🤮… Fazendo programa 🔥”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares vulnerability and emptiness in “que sentimento de vazio, eu queria poder morrer” and frustration with life in “Ah bixo, fds eu vou me matar”, rather than hiding difficult feelings.
- Social awareness: Shows political and social reflection, like critiquing oppression in “o sonho do oprimido é ser opressor” and discussing respect vs. radicalization in “Não concordo, mas acho que o ponto dela é bem válido…”.
- Creative enthusiasm: Demonstrates drive to create things, such as recruiting a team for a game jam in “artistas e devs talentosissimos, se apresentem… pra FELPOJAM™” and dreaming about coding a Tamagotchi in “Eu quero muito programar um Tamagotchi…”.
- Supportive friend: Amplifies others and shows affection, like boosting a fundraiser in “Ajudem a lis!!! Ela é uma querida…” and publicly expressing love in “TE AMO DEMAIS @katarinabaptist”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive ideation: Repeated references to wanting to die or be harmed, such as “que sentimento de vazio, eu queria poder morrer” and “Queria o impacto de três tiros na minha cabeça”.
- Harsh self‑image: Uses very negative framing about herself, like calling herself [“A pior garota de programa do Brasil”] in the bio and describing feeling like an “incapaz” in “é que eu sou incapaz e me sinto constantemente abandonada”.
- Aggressive expression: Often channels frustration through violent or hostile language, for example threatening the creator of linked lists in “vou cagar no caixão desse fdp” and insulting opponents in “O que esse viado maldito tem de carisma ele tem de dificuldade na luta”.
- Sex‑driven coping: Frequently frames desire and even death around sex, such as “mds eu quero transaaaar” and “queria morrer sem ar chupando uma buceta”, suggesting she leans on sexualization to process feelings.
- Sleep/health neglect: Admits to poor sleep habits and difficulty changing them, like “Eu deveria parar de dormir tarde, eu vou melhorar mas eu preciso de um zeldinha agr”, hinting at inconsistent self‑care.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a sharp, idealistic nerd who also struggles emotionally, which matches this user’s mix of political awareness, gaming/programming braininess, and vulnerability. They show Lisa-like introspection and despair in tweets like “que sentimento de vazio, eu queria poder morrer” and “Ah bixo, fds eu vou me matar”, echoing Lisa’s depressive and lonely arcs. Their intellectual/nerdy side comes through in things like wanting to build a game jam team “artistas e devs talentosissimos, se apresentem…”, Linux tinkering and breaking their system multiple times “Em menos de 3 horas eu quebrei meu sistema Linux 3 vezes tentando configurar ele, amei :3”, and complaining about linked lists “Eu quero que o arrombado que criou listas encadeadas vá tomar no cu”. They also have a strong moral/political streak, critiquing oppression in tweets like “o sonho do oprimido é ser opressor” and reflecting on respect and radicalization “tratar com respeito não tem gerado mais respeito, só opressão”, which is very Lisa. Finally, their love for media as art—like passionate praise of Cellbit’s work “tudo que eu consigo sentir é a mais pura arte sendo construída diante dos meus olhos” and nuanced takes on Bayonetta “é sobre empoderamento… não é usada pra desrespeitar ou sexualizar as mulheres”—matches Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing culture with both heart and brains.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, call for collaborators and DMs like in “artistas e devs talentosissimos, se apresentem se tiverem interesse de formar uma equipe pra FELPOJAM™… interessados chamar DM”, and frequently broadcast intense feelings and jokes about sex, games, and daily life, which suggests energy from external engagement rather than reserved processing. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they riff on hypotheticals and abstract takes, e.g. “a existência de uma menor pausa implica que existe uma maior pause?” and political/social commentary like “Não concordo, mas acho que o ponto dela é bem válido e bem mais racional do que se radicalizar.”, instead of focusing mostly on concrete sensory details. The emotional vividness and value‑driven tone indicate Feeling over Thinking: they talk about oppression and respect in “tratar com respeito não tem gerado mais respeito, só opressão”, express deep hurt and longing like “que sentimento de vazio, eu queria poder morrer” and “Mulheres confusas machucam Dudas incríveis”, and frame issues in terms of how people feel. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they portray themselves as chaotic and experimental—breaking Linux multiple times in “Em menos de 3 horas eu quebrei meu sistema Linux 3 vezes tentando configurar ele, amei :3”—and fantasize spontaneously about projects like “Eu quero muito programar um Tamagotchi… quero deixar registrado que minha mente gozou ele” rather than emphasizing structure or long‑term plans. Overall, a highly expressive, idea‑oriented, emotionally intense, and improvisational style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only code in ‘linguada na pussy’, but I’m a bugged little Tamagotchi who needs maintenance—wanna refactor me while we farm aura together on a smoke break?
- You suffering in Silksong, Bayonetta, Hollow Knight AND Tears of the Kingdom tells me you like hard modes… so how about we start New Game+: ‘molher nordestina transfem que joga comigo e depois me beija’?
- You joked that you’re ‘the worst escort in Brazil’, but from the way you talk about art, games, and politics, you sound more like ‘top-tier girlfriend material DLC’—mind if I subscribe permanently?
- As a fellow Cellbit enjoyer I accept the risk, but I have one condition: when você quiser morrer chupando uma buceta sem ar, let it be mine and I’ll gladly respawn you with a kiss.
- You’re there wanting to atolar dedo e língua, complaining about dev tutorials, breaking Linux three times and still dreaming of making FELPOJAM™—I don’t want perfection, I want to hold the brilliant cenoura who does all that and still finds time to be cute on the timeline.
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NB transfem dev-in-training from São Luís. Breaks Linux, fixes bugs, cries over games, laughs at everything. Once rage-tweeted at linked lists for 3 days.– @ChloeDudaa
Your signature cocktail
Rainha da Qualiragem Sour
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili and cacao for her horny, chaotic, very Brazilian energy and self-proclaimed status as “a pior garota de programa do Brasil” in her bio, plus thirst tweets like “mds eu quero transaaaar” and “queria morrer sem ar chupando uma buceta 😢”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bitter-sour note for her depressive spikes and dark humor, echoing “que sentimento de vazio, eu queria poder morrer” and “Ah bixo, fds eu vou me matar”. Guava pulp brings tropical sweetness and softness for the affectionate nerd who loves games and girlfriends, like when she gushes “TE AMO DEMAIS @katarinabaptist” and dreams up projects like FELPOJAM in “artistas e devs talentosissimos, se apresentem…”. A dash of absinthe or strong herbal liqueur represents her weird, obsessive gamer-brain and late‑night existential spirals, as in “eu sinto meu cérebro derreter, ou eu sou muito genial ou eu sou uma cenoura” and her Silk Song/Hollow Knight grind in “Eu a indo pra juíza final pra morrer em menos de 1 minuto de batalha”. Finally, sparkling water and edible glitter capture her shitpost sparkle and queer, over-the-top flair, from “bolar com glitter pra meu pulmão brilhar igual a estrela que eu sou” to her chaotic tech-goblin side in “Em menos de 3 horas eu quebrei meu sistema Linux 3 vezes tentando configurar ele, amei :3”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Chloe shows a strong mix of curiosity, analytic thinking, and nerdy creativity that leans clearly Ravenclaw. She dives into technical and abstract topics for fun, like complaining about data structures in programming in “Eu quero que o arrombado que criou listas encadeadas vá tomar no cu, vou cagar no caixão desse fdp 😾😾😾” and experimenting with Linux in “Em menos de 3 horas eu quebrei meu sistema Linux 3 vezes tentando configurar ele, amei :3” and “Primeiras impressões usando Linux! É uma surpresa muito boa o notebook não estar a 50° na área de trabalho Tudo é muito mais difícil de fazer, tem que escrever muito em terminal É bem mais feio, preciso aprender a configurar btw”. They also want to code their own projects, like “Eu quero muito programar um Tamagotchi, um dia vcs vão ver um bichinho pulando na minha tela do pc e quero deixar registrado que minha mente gozou ele”, which shows creative, self-motivated learning. Their humor is very self-aware and cerebral, for instance asking “a existência de uma menor pausa implica que existe uma maior pause?”, which is basically a nerdy logical joke. Finally, they analyze media and social issues with nuance, like discussing Bayonetta’s empowerment vs. objectification in “eu achava que Bayonetta era só objetificação feminina até jogar e perceber que é sobre empoderamento, a sexualidade é um ponto importante da personagem, e não é usada pra desrespeitar ou sexualizar as mulheres” and evaluating political/ social arguments in “Não concordo, mas acho que o ponto dela é bem válido e bem mais racional do que se radicalizar. Mas com a nossa situação atual, eu não vejo muito pra onde correr, vide que tratar com respeito não tem gerado mais respeito, só opressão”. All of this points to a witty, reflective, knowledge-driven personality, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw more than any other house.
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bad guy - Billie Eilish
The song bad guy fits Chloe’s mix of unapologetic horniness, dark humor, and self-aware chaos. Their tweets are overtly sexual and playful, like “mds eu quero transaaaar”, “eu só sei programar em linguada na pussy”, and “queria morrer sem ar chupando uma buceta 😢”, mirroring the song’s cheeky, provocative tone. At the same time, they mix softness and drama with lines like “ME MANDA, ME BATE, ME BOTA DE 4, ME AJOELHA NO MILHO MAS VOLTA A ME TRATAR MAL E ME HUMILHAR 😭💔😭😢”, which matches the song’s push-and-pull of dominance and vulnerability. Their joking edginess around suffering and death, such as “Ah bixo, fds eu vou me matar” and “Queria o impacto de três tiros na minha cabeça”, lines up with the song’s dark yet playful aesthetic rather than pure angst. Overall, bad guy captures Chloe’s vibe as someone who leans into being outrageous, queer, and a little unhinged, but with a wink rather than pure nihilism.
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