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Your Simpsons character
They read as a passionate, politically aware, artsy lesbian nerd, which maps closely onto Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they care a lot about politics and ethics, getting frustrated at apathy as seen in “If i see one more person on a dating app say they don't care about politics I'm going to rip my hair out bro” and in their relief about not hearing someone defend the Reform Party in “One good thing about being disowned by my mother is not having to hear her defend the reform party.”. Their timeline is full of passionate media criticism and deep-dives, like “I could write a document on all of The Boss's (MGS Delta) subtle facial expressions throughout the story…”, which fits Lisa’s analytical, overthinking nature. They also balance vulnerability and intensity, joking about their own struggles in tweets such as “My meds might be working mentally but my energy is constantly at zero 😭” and “being disowned was NOT on my bingo card for 2026”, much like Lisa’s mix of precocious confidence and loneliness. Their love of books, music (Mitski), and complex female characters (Moira, Mon Mothma, The Boss, Strangelove) also mirrors Lisa’s intense attachment to art and strong women role models.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their life revolves around solitary/online fixations (Overwatch, Star Wars, Metal Gear, books, edits) rather than offline socializing, and they explicitly say they only appear to retweet art and complain, then vanish, e.g. “I appear on twt : •Retweet art •Complain And then I'm gone”. Even when talking about personal crises like being disowned, it’s framed through introspection instead of seeking broad attention, as in “being disowned was NOT on my bingo card for 2026”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they frequently discuss themes, meta, and character motivations instead of just surface details, such as media-literacy and intent in BnB corps (“Thematic intent (BEAUTY AND THE BEAST) is incredibly important. So is the fact that YOU look at them that way.”) and Strangelove’s ideology rather than just plot (“she only got with Huey to have a child that represented the Boss's ideals. 'The father is...irrelevant'”). They come across as Feeling (F): values and emotional reactions dominate—rage at politics apathy (“If i see one more person on a dating app say they don't care about politics I'm going to rip my hair out bro”), distaste for romanticizing BPD (“reposted a video calling bpd beautiful princess disorder, and im so sad”), and intense affection for characters like Moira and Mon Mothma. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they emphasize struggling with structure (joking about never writing grammatically correctly in “One day I will write in a grammatically correct way (I won't I'm stupid)”), bounce between fixations spontaneously (“Overwatch has upset me so I need a new fixation and I've picked star wars”), and describe themselves more as reactive and emotionally driven than planned or rigid. Putting this together, INFP best fits a values-led, introspective, fandom-driven person who focuses on themes and ideals, expresses strong moral/emotional reactions, and lives in a flexible, somewhat chaotic way.

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LDN she/they | Femme lesbian, Moira main, Mon Mothma apologist. Once got disowned and coped by making game edits and yelling about sci‑fi women.– @chloetomie

Your signature cocktail
The Lesbian Moirajito is strong but not sugary, matching their low-energy, high-intensity vibe from “My meds might be working mentally but my energy is constantly at zero 😭” and all-night gaming/complaining sessions like “I appear on twt : •Retweet art •Complain And then I'm gone”. Overproof dark rum infused with black tea represents their heavy, serious media brainrot—Metal Gear, Andor, Silent Hill—as well as the emotional weight of posts like “being disowned was NOT on my bingo card for 2026”. Violet liqueur stands in for their femme lesbian, Mitski-and-Moira worshipping heart, directly nodding to “Im the local mitski, moira loving dyke” and their constant cries of “Moira lesbian confirmed”. Fresh lime juice is the sharp, tangy edge of their politics and media criticism, from “If i see one more person on a dating app say they don't care about politics I'm going to rip my hair out bro” to “People think the existence of th BnB corps is misogynistic, and they need better media literacy.”. Sparkling herbal tonic reflects the hopeful, nerdy joy they still find in niche comforts like “Overwatch has upset me so I need a new fixation and I've picked star wars Look at this beauty” and Mon Mothma obsession. Finally, a dash of smoked salt captures the bittersweet, slightly scorched humour of posts like “One good thing about being disowned by my mother is not having to hear her defend the reform party. 🙏🙏” and their stubborn resilience through it all.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of analytical thinking, media literacy, and obsessive interest in stories and ideas that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly dissect media and themes in detail, like wanting to write a whole document on The Boss’s facial expressions in MGS Delta and how they convey her emotional arc: “I could write a document on all of The Boss's (MGS Delta) subtle facial expressions throughout the story and how her emotions, turmoil and sacrifice shines through…”. They criticize weak media analysis in others and emphasize thematic intent, e.g. “People think the existence of th BnB corps is misogynistic, and they need better media literacy. Thematic intent (BEAUTY AND THE BEAST) is incredibly important. So is the fact that YOU look at them that way.”. Their love of books and careful recommendations, like the detailed praise of Illuminae and its audiobook format: “If i could reccomend any book it would be Illuminae… Multi media sci fi book with an amazing story. If you have access to the audiobook listen along side it.”, shows a classic Ravenclaw appreciation for learning and form. Even in fandom debates, they build arguments logically and reference drafts, scripts, and canon context to support their points, for example when breaking down why defending Perrin or misreading characters like Strangelove is wrong: “(Not coming for OP) Strangelove is a lesbian… 'The father is...irrelevant' (smth along those lines)” and “Sick of seeing people defend Perrin… in the first script Mon was going to divorce Perrin… and it's supposed to make Mon seem bad for not trusting him. (1)”. This consistent pattern of close reading, critique, and enthusiasm for complex narratives fits Ravenclaw more than any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Nobody” by Mitski, especially since they literally call themself the “local mitski, moira loving dyke” in “Im the local mitski, moira loving dyke”. The song’s mix of yearning, loneliness, and dark humour mirrors their own posts about being disowned and cut off from family, like “being disowned was NOT on my bingo card for 2026” and “One good thing about being disowned by my mother is not having to hear her defend the reform party.”. At the same time, they keep clinging to found family and online community, shown in “I knew cutting certain family members off meant I was going to be alone for christmas, BUT I went for a walk with my friend and then spent some time with friends online and I love them so dearly”. The queer lens of the song also fits their identity as a femme lesbian who’s very openly sapphic in their fandoms, like “Im the local mitski, moira loving dyke” and the repeated joy over lesbian representation such as “Moira lesbian confirmed”. Overall, “Nobody” captures their combination of vulnerability, self‑aware melodrama, and intense, queer‑coded fixation on the media and women they love.

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