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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s outspoken, politically aware, and unafraid to call things out directly, just like this user calling a post “conservative propaganda” and criticizing lawmaking with “they knew what they were doing when they passed this law”. The user’s willingness to critique ideology and language, as in “This is just wokeness sugarcoated in bio essentialism”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to dissect social issues and point out hypocrisy. Their frustration with misogyny and fandom behavior in “u guys say this and then go on ur way to call ur ugly yaoislop 'Yuri'... u ppl just hate women” aligns with Lisa’s strong feminist streak and impatience with people who don’t live up to their claimed values. At the same time, the self-aware, slightly dramatic humor in “4 likes is like a hit tweet to me” and “why am I getting blocked by so many ppl what I do omg” fits Lisa’s blend of sensitivity and wry self-consciousness. Overall, they come across as sharp, principled, and a bit exasperated with the world—very Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their bio is brief, a bit guarded (“asshole too tight to care”), and they celebrate very small engagement like “4 likes is like a hit tweet to me”, which sounds more self-aware than attention-seeking. Their posts emphasize abstract, big-picture takes over concrete details, suggesting Intuition: they call something “wokeness sugarcoated in bio essentialism” in “This is just wokeness sugarcoated in bio essentialism” and label a video “conservative propaganda” in “this is conservative propaganda”, both focusing on underlying ideology rather than surface content. They show a strong Thinking preference with blunt, analytical criticism: in “u guys say this and then go on ur way to call ur ugly yaoislop 'Yuri' or call any of the male characters lesbian u ppl just hate women” and “u guys never say this about males hating on women”, they call out perceived hypocrisy directly, prioritizing argument over harmony. Their judgmental tone toward political and social issues—“they knew what they were doing when they passed this law” and “this is conservative propaganda”—shows a structured, evaluative stance typical of Judging rather than laid-back flexibility. Overall, their mix of inwardness, abstract ideological focus, sharp logical critique, and decisive judgments aligns best with INTJ.

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Venezuelan in Austria’s heart. Opinions with citations. Once called a hit tweet at 4 likes and honestly? Still proud of it.– @chocolcit

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around Austrian apricot schnapps as a nod to their love of aph Austria and location in “austrias heart”, giving it a playful, fandom-rooted core. Campari brings a sharp bitterness that channels their political takes, like calling out “this is conservative propaganda” and “This is just wokeness sugarcoated in bio essentialism”. Sparkling wine captures their chaotic, online-24/7 energy and delight when “4 likes is like a hit tweet to me”, keeping things celebratory even when the timeline’s a mess. A dash of chili tincture represents the spiky, confrontational edge in lines like “u ppl just hate women” and their bio, “asshole too tight to care”. Finally, grapefruit soda adds a sweet–bitter fizz that mirrors their confusion at getting blocked—“what I do omg”—while still laughing at the chaos when a post “def reached the wrong audience”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong tendency to openly confront what they see as injustice or hypocrisy, which aligns with Gryffindor’s valuing of boldness and moral courage. They directly call out misogyny and double standards in fandom with posts like “u guys never say this about males hating on women” and “u guys say this and then go on ur way to call ur ugly yaoislop 'Yuri' or call any of the male characters lesbian u ppl just hate women”, showing a willingness to take an unpopular stand. Their critiques of politics and social issues—“this is conservative propaganda” and “they knew what they were doing when they passed this law”—are stated bluntly rather than cautiously, suggesting an impulsive, confrontational streak typical of Gryffindors. The bio, “asshole too tight to care,” reinforces a persona of brash fearlessness in conflict, prioritizing speaking out over being liked. Even when facing social backlash—“why am I getting blocked by so many ppl what I do omg”—they don’t suggest backing down, which further underscores a Gryffindor-style commitment to their views despite consequences.

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A sharp, confrontational attitude and comfort with being disliked fits the defiant tone of you should see me in a crown. Their bio, “asshole too tight to care and I love aph austria,” shows unapologetic self-confidence and niche interests, much like the song’s embrace of being intense and unapproachable. They openly call out politics and media as ““this is conservative propaganda”” and ““This is just wokeness sugarcoated in bio essentialism”,” reflecting the song’s theme of rejecting others’ narratives. Their frustration with misogyny, as in ““u guys say this and then go on ur way to call ur ugly yaoislop 'Yuri'... u ppl just hate women”” and ““u guys never say this about males hating on women”,” matches the track’s underlying anger at being underestimated or mistreated. Even when they note ““why am I getting blocked by so many ppl what I do omg”,” their overall tone suggests they’d rather wear that as a crown than tone themselves down.

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