Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and commitment to her girlfriend, like “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar” and “automatizei com a minha namorada bbs sou a pessoa mais feliz do mundo e ela e o amor da minha vida”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares happiness and sadness, from “VOU CHORAR TO MT FELIZ” to “porra que vontade de MORRER”, showing honesty about her feelings.
- Supportive friend: Celebrates others’ achievements, like being thrilled for her girlfriend and Sarah in “MINHA NAMORADA PASSOU PRA FIRJAN E A SARAH PASSOU DE ANO NUNCA FUI TAO FELIZ” and hyping classmates in “2AEL 2026 PORRAAAAA”.
- Playful humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes even in stressful contexts, like “ranking mundial de pessoas que precisam URGENTEMENTE de uma piroca bem grande enfiada na bunda 1. meu pai” and the fake piercing prank in “acabei de chegar em casa com o piercing falso e ngm notou vtncc”.
- Appreciative of little joys: Shows enthusiasm for small comforts like food and aesthetics, e.g. “cafe com leite + pao de queijo eu te amk tanto ❤️”, “eba fiz a unha qm amou”, and painting her room in “indo pintar meu quarto de rosa agr se nao ficar no tom q eu quero vou sentar e chorar o dia todo 💕”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently uses death or self-harm language when stressed, like “porra que vontade de MORRER”, “ai q vontade de morrer”, and “alguem me mata pfv é minha unica opçao”.
- Intense reactivity: Emotional reactions escalate quickly to extremes, such as “PORRA SIM NOSSA EU QUIS ME MATWR CHOREI TANTO VAI TOMAR NO CU EU ODEIO O SPINELLI” and “essa semana ta impossivel, vou chorar de cansaço”.
- Academic overwhelm: Often feels crushed by school, as seen in “quero morrer nao aguento mais essa escola”, “essa semana ta impossivel, vou chorar de cansaço”, and stress over electricity exams in “poxa como que eletricidade foi ficar tao merda assim”.
- Family conflict: Shows strong unresolved anger toward parents, like “ranking mundial de pessoas que precisam URGENTEMENTE de uma piroca bem grande enfiada na bunda 1. meu pai” and “eu tava TAO feliz mas conseguiram estragar totalmente, valeu pai 👍👍”.
- Negativity spirals: Tends to catastrophize bad days, shifting to global hopelessness, e.g. “ai quero morrer”, “vou fingir q nao aconteceu pq se pensar dms nisso vou ficar mal”, and frequent rants about heat or minor issues like “que calor filho da puta nao aguento mais vou me matar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user reads as an emotionally intense but very reflective teen who cares a lot about school, which lines up strongly with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa stressing over grades, they swing between academic panic and pride, from “essa semana ta impossivel, vou chorar de cansaço” to “PASSEI PORRAAAAAA FINALMENTE FERIAS MORRE CEFET” and meticulous grade-calculating in “acabei de lembrar q so preciso tirar 2 pra passar”. There’s a strong principled, slightly dramatic streak—raging at unfair adults like in “ranking mundial de pessoas que precisam URGENTEMENTE de uma piroca bem grande enfiada na bunda 1. meu pai”, which echoes Lisa’s clashes with her dad and authority figures. At the same time, they’re extremely affectionate and idealistic about love and the future, shown in “automatizei com a minha namorada bbs sou a pessoa mais feliz do mundo” and “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar”, similar to Lisa’s romantic, future-oriented daydreaming. The mix of depressive humor (“porra que vontade de MORRER”) and genuine bursts of joy (“VOU CHORAR TO MT FELIZ”) also matches Lisa’s tendency to feel everything very deeply rather than staying chill like Bart or detached like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly share intense emotions and reactions with others, celebrate friends and their girlfriend loudly, and joke about future social milestones, e.g. fantasizing about marriage in “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar” and talking about their whole class in “a turma toda assim pra desenho tecnico”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: even when referring to concrete school stress, they turn it into dramatic or metaphorical expressions, like referencing Sisyphus in “imagina nao imaginar sisifo feliz” and idealizing future domestic life in “pov eu prestes a reformar o apartamento q vou ter com a minha mulher exatamente como ela mandar”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: posts revolve around love, hurt, anger, and affection rather than detached analysis, such as crying over a newborn relative in “A LAURINHA NASCEU TO CHORANDO” and intense frustration with a teacher in “PORRA SIM NOSSA EU QUIS ME MATWR CHOREI TANTO VAI TOMAR NO CU EU ODEIO O SPINELLI”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they complain about deadlines and chaotic study habits instead of structured planning, like in “essa semana ta impossivel, vou chorar de cansaço” and joking about variable response times in “eu (o prazo vai de 2 segundos a 1 semana)”. Taken together—expressive, intensely emotional, idealistic, and somewhat disorganized—they best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if ‘instalações elétricas’ is your favorite subject, can I be your faulty circuit? Because every time I see your tweets about Kirchoff and Thevenin, all my resistance breaks down around you.
- You: ‘by the way, 700ml of açaí is dinner.’ Me: cool, I’ll bring the café com leite and pão de queijo from that other tweet and we can call it a date.
- You were freaking out about needing a 3.6 in eletricidade and then celebrating ‘PASSEI PORRAAAAAA’ like crazy—if you put half that effort into dating me, we’d be the most overachieving couple at CEFET.
- You painted your room pink, obsess over your nails, and have more pins than places to put them… I’m just trying to figure out where I fit in the aesthetic, because ‘namorada no fixado’ sounds like exactly the spot I want.
- You talk about wanting to die from heat, school, colic, and Spinelli, but then you cry because your girlfriend passed at Firjan and scream about how happy you are—can I be part of the ‘como é bom estar viva’ era of your timeline?
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CEFET survivor in training ⚡️ balancing circuits, coffee with cheese bread, and an overachieving girlfriend. Once painted my room pink and almost cried over the shade.– @chocorobotts
Your signature cocktail
Automatizei com a Minha Namorada Fizz
This cocktail is wired and dramatic, just like Jenny cramming eletricidade and wanting to "MORRER" over Kirchoff and Thevenin, as seen in “poxa como que eletricidade foi ficar tao merda assim, eu gostava tanto de associação de resistores mas agr eu quero MORRER so de pensar em kirchoff superposição thevenin maxwell 😞😞😞😞”. The espresso–cold brew base captures her intense, sleepless-student energy and panic in “essa semana ta impossivel, vou chorar de cansaço”. Dark chocolate liqueur adds a slightly bitter sweetness, mirroring her emo streak in “porra que vontade de MORRER” and the dramatic flair of “ranking mundial de pessoas que precisam URGENTEMENTE de uma piroca bem grande enfiada na bunda 1. meu pai”. Açaí purée is a direct nod to her comfort food vibe in “as vezes 700ml de açai e janta”, giving the drink a Brazilian heart. Sparkling rosé makes it celebratory and romantic, echoing her all‑caps joy in “automatizei com a minha namorada bbs sou a pessoa mais feliz do mundo e ela e o amor da minha vida” and her readiness for "os documentos do casamento" in “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar”. The pinch of pink rock salt represents her soft pink aesthetic from “indo pintar meu quarto de rosa agr se nao ficar no tom q eu quero vou sentar e chorar o dia todo 💕” and the way she turns stress into something oddly beautiful, like in “imagina vc ter uma mulher que te ama a ponto de passar HORAS te craftando num dia totalmente aleatorio e nao ser a pessoa mais feliz que ja existiu”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jenny shows very strong loyalty and devotion to the people she loves, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She is constantly centering her girlfriend and their future together, like when she gushes about her crafting for hours for her: “imagina vc ter uma mulher que te ama a ponto de passar HORAS te craftando num dia totalmente aleatorio e nao ser a pessoa mais feliz que ja existiu”, and when she dreams about reforming the apartment exactly how her girlfriend wants: “pov eu prestes a reformar o apartamento q vou ter com a minha mulher exatamente como ela mandar”. Her commitment is long‑term and serious, as seen in her openness to marriage at any time: “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar”. She also celebrates her friends’ and loved ones’ achievements with genuine joy, like when she shares her girlfriend passing an exam and Sarah passing the school year: “MANO QUE DIA FODA MINHA NAMORADA PASSOU PRA FIRJAN E A SARAH PASSOU DE ANO NUNCA FUI TAO FELIZ”. While she has some Gryffindor-like impulsive outbursts and academic stress, her defining throughline is unwavering loyalty, care, and willingness to work for her relationships, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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teenage dream - Katy Perry
A song that best suits them is “teenage dream” because their timeline is full of intense, dramatic teen emotion mixed with over-the-top romance and a bit of chaos. They constantly talk about their girlfriend with this all-consuming love, like when they say they’d sign marriage documents any day: “por mim podem trazer os documentos do casamento a literalmente qualquer dia q eu assino sem nem pensar”. There’s also the sweet, clingy side, like “quero dormir abraçada com a minha mulher vou me matar de saudade” and proud bragging that their girlfriend spent hours crafting something for them: “imagina vc ter uma mulher que te ama a ponto de passar HORAS te craftando… e nao ser a pessoa mais feliz que ja existiu”. At the same time, they swing between wanting to die from school stress and feeling euphoric about passing, echoing the heightened stakes of teen feelings: “quero morrer nao aguento mais essa escola” versus “PASSEI PORRAAAAAA FINALMENTE FERIAS MORRE CEFET”. This mix of melodrama, vulnerability, and wildly romantic devotion fits perfectly with the nostalgic, all-or-nothing love story in teenage dream.
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