chocoschlumpy
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Your Simpsons character
The user frequently uses profanity and edgy humor, similar to Bart's rebellious personality, as seen in tweets like "just drop a FUCKING ANVIL on my head man" and "my students hate their fucking life rn". Bart is known for his love of pranks and defying authority, reflected in the tweet about a classmate saying "I'm not real. I'm just a spectator in life..." The user's references to video games and meme culture, such as "Holy Fuck I finished Endwalker Holy Fuck" and "niggas out here tryna be raisins the night before no nut november", mirror Bart's tendency to be up‑to‑date with pop culture. Bart often complains about school and teachers, which aligns with the user's gripe about class and students. Overall, the combination of profanity, sarcasm, meme‑heavy language, and a disdain for school makes Bart Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication style is highly extroverted, constantly broadcasting loud, expressive messages like “Yooooo… [picture]” and “my students hate their fucking life rn [picture]”. Their focus is on concrete, sensory experiences and immediate reactions, evident in tweets such as “Holy Fuck I finished Endwalker Holy Fuck [picture]” and “just drop a FUCKING ANVIL on my head man [picture]”. Emotional, feeling‑driven language appears throughout, for example “i love literally everything about going to elpis in endwalker holy shit [picture]” and the frequent use of profanity to convey strong feelings. The overall pattern is spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive posts like “haha time to spam for halloweeb jakob merges… unless 😳 [picture]”, indicating a perceiving preference. These traits together point to an ESFP personality type.

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Teacher by day, gamer by night. Survived an anvil drop in class, now I juggle memes, FF14 raids, and League tactics. 🎮📚– @chocoschlumpy

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The "Bloody Vampire Anvil" gets its name from the user’s own bio "bloody vampiyah" and the wildly dramatic tweet "just drop a FUCKING ANVIL on my head man", blending vampire allure with heavy metal chaos. Black vodka serves as the dark, blood‑sucking spirit of the drink, echoing the gothic vibe of a vampiric persona. Blood orange juice and a splash of grenadine give the cocktail a vivid crimson hue, a visual nod to the “bloody” theme and the user’s love for over‑the‑top statements like "Holy Fuck I finished Endwalker Holy Fuck". A shot of energy drink (Red Bull) fuels the mix, reflecting the user’s marathon gaming sessions and excitement for streams, as mentioned in "Mappa's stream after the chainsaw man pv finished airing". Finally, a dash of hot sauce adds a painful kick, mirroring the user’s unapologetic profanity and raw emotion seen in "my students hate their fucking life rn".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and a desire for achievement, as seen in the tweet "Holy Fuck I finished Endwalker Holy Fuck" which celebrates completing a challenging game quickly. They also display a cunning, bold attitude toward social status, demanding "please shut the fuck up if you say man of culture please" and bragging about game rankings "after 6 months of not playing league i looked at to see how mid lane is doing and quinn, kled, and lulu are in top 5 for wr". Their willingness to defy norms and take daring risks, exemplified by "just drop a FUCKING ANVIL on my head man", aligns with the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and fearlessness in pursuit of personal goals.

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The heavy, dark metal of Metallica’s Enter Sandman matches chocoschlumpy’s chaotic and rebellious vibe, as seen in tweets like 'just drop a FUCKING ANVIL on my head man' and the vampiric bio 'bloody vampiyah'. The song’s iconic line 'Exit light, Enter night' echoes the user’s nocturnal, vampire‑like self‑identification and love for dark gaming moments such as finishing Endwalker ('Holy Fuck I finished Endwalker'). Their frequent profanity‑filled outbursts ('my students hate their fucking life rn', 'please shut the fuck up if you say man of culture please') mirror the aggressive guitar riffs and ominous atmosphere of the track. The lyric 'Sleep with one eye open' fits the user’s restless, meme‑driven mindset, constantly scrolling X.com and posting 'Yooooo...' and 'pondering the meaning of this gif'. Overall, the combination of heavy metal intensity and dark, night‑time themes makes Enter Sandman the perfect soundtrack for this user.

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