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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and smarter and more self-aware than their surroundings. Like Lisa, they feel both comfort and fatigue in solitude, as seen in "eu sinto conforto na solidão, mas as vezes cansa" and "queria parar de existir", showing a reflective, slightly depressive inner life. Their passion for niche interests and media (ATEEZ, dramas, Round 6) mirrors Lisa’s obsessive dedication to her causes and fandoms, like in "se tem jongho cantando sabemos q o dorama é bom" and "round6 me fez ficar obcecada pelo siwan de novo, terei q assistir toda a cinematografia dele mais um vez". The combination of horny, chaotic humor with sharp commentary—"amo que o ateez é tao versátil que a gente nunca sabe se as músicas vao ser pra gente sentar e refletir ou pra gente gozar e rebolar" and "como é que alguém pensa uma merda dessa e acha que é de bom tom externalizar"—fits Lisa’s blend of idealism and cutting sarcasm. Finally, the way they feel out of place where they live, as in "onde eu moro so tem sapatop e desfem vaqueira eu nao aguento mais", echoes Lisa’s permanent sense of being the odd one out in Springfield.

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They lean Introvert (I): they often describe feeling drained or wanting to withdraw, like wanting to disappear or be alone, e.g. “eu sinto conforto na solidão, mas as vezes cansa” and “queria parar de existir”, and talk more about their inner emotional state than about going out and socializing. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they frequently turn experiences into broader reflections or fantasies rather than concrete facts, such as “amo que o ateez é tao versátil que a gente nunca sabe se as músicas vao ser pra gente sentar e refletir ou pra gente gozar e rebolar” and dramatic, imaginative exaggerations like “Deus eu nao te peço muita coisa, só uma casa no meu nome”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are driven by emotion, attachment, and affection, for example “ele é impecável, eu amo ele demais”, “coisa mais linda, tu me da muito orgulho velho”, and intense reactions like “como pode um pequeno diálogo de 5min acabar com a minha semana”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they show low planning/organization and a go-with-the-flow, self-deprecating chaos, such as “sempre tem espaço p mais uma desgraça na minha vida”, “so gasto meu dinheiro com besteira alguém me para pfv”, and anxiety about commitments like “amanhã é dia de curso vou me suicidar”, which all suggest spontaneity and difficulty with structured plans. Altogether, their introspective, fantasy-oriented, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic vibe best fits INFP.

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marie • atiny with too many opinions, not enough concerts • once missed work because the bus died, not me • k‑dramas, ATEEZ, and mild chaos– @choimcns

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This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for their loud, chaotic, deeply Brazilian vibe and the way they say things like “onde eu moro so tem sapatop e desfem vaqueira eu nao aguento mais”. Passion fruit juice captures both the literal thirst and obsessive love for ATEEZ, especially lines like “amo que o ateez é tao versátil que a gente nunca sabe se as músicas vao ser pra gente sentar e refletir ou pra gente gozar e rebolar” and “eu nao consigo me controlar quando eu vejo o wooyoung com esse cabelo”. Spicy ginger syrup stands in for their sharp tongue and unfiltered rage in tweets such as “que odio desse myung gi vai tomar no cu thanos deveria ter enfiado um garfo no cu dele” and the wonderfully feral “por favor wooyoung volta com o long hair eu te dou minha xereca se vc quiser”. Sparkling water reflects the hyper, meme-y humor and the way they keep bouncing back even while saying things like “sempre tem espaço p mais uma desgraça na minha vida” and “eu em casa bebendo sozinha fingindo q estou no bar com o ateez”. Finally, a smoked salt rim represents the persistent bitterness and exhaustion—hating their house in “a raiva q eu tenho de morar nessa casa não tá escrita” yet still finding comfort in isolation like “eu sinto conforto na solidão, but as vezes cansa”—adding a burnt, dramatic edge as extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style intensity, impulsiveness, and emotional boldness. They speak in a very unfiltered, confrontational way, as in “juro gnt tá parecendo um tiroteio, espero q eles coloquem no cu e explodam” and “que odio desse myung gi vai tomar no cu thanos deveria ter enfiado um garfo no cu dele”, which reflects the classic Gryffindor tendency to react fiercely and immediately when upset. They dramatize their feelings and their own suffering — e.g. “amanhã é dia de curso vou me suicidar” and “sempre tem espaço p mais uma desgraça na minha vida” — in a way that reads less like quiet brooding (Slytherin or Ravenclaw) and more like loud, theatrical venting. They also show protective or justice-oriented anger toward external situations, such as “como é que alguém pensa uma merda dessa e acha que é de bom tom externalizar”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s moral gut reactions. While there are hints of introspection and loneliness in tweets like “eu sinto conforto na solidão, mas as vezes cansa”, their dominant mode is passionate, outspoken, and willing to "yell at the world" rather than retreat — all hallmarks of Gryffindor over the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the reserved thoughtfulness of Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “Kill Bill” by SZA, which mixes obsession, jealousy, dark humor, and emotional messiness in the same way this user does. They’re extremely intense and dramatic about love and idols, saying things like “por favor wooyoung volta com o long hair eu te dou minha xereca se vc quiser” and “queria que ele me comesse encima dessa mesa”, which mirrors the song’s hyperbolic, unfiltered passion. Their timeline swings between horny jokes and self-deprecation, like “eu sou tão patética” and “queria parar de existir”, just as Kill Bill balances vulnerability with bitterness. They frequently talk about wanting to disappear or being overwhelmed, for example “sempre tem espaço p mais uma desgraça na minha vida” and “eu sinto conforto na solidão, mas as vezes cansa”, echoing the song’s mix of hurt and fixation. Overall, their chaotic, emotionally charged, slightly unhinged vibe matches SZA’s narrator who loves hard, hates hard, and laughs at their own disaster energy.

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