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Your Simpsons character
The account reads as closest to Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-aware, emotionally intense, and very online about niche interests. Like Lisa, they mix earnest introspection with dark humor, as in reflecting on mental health and relationships: “like i do wish i can shoot myself from a year ago bc i know i fumbled a lot of relationships but at the same time i was depressed as fuck and s**icidal so i can’t blame myself or the people i was around at that time”. They are highly opinionated about media and games in a way Lisa is about books and causes, e.g. critiquing streamers and game balance: “rivals streamers annoying af bc they tbink they have superiority over everyone and think they r allowed to treat other players like shit” and “ppl can make mods on marvel rivals and create pretty skins but instead we get naked mods… like yall can keep it”. There’s also a nerdy, obsessive fandom streak—My Little Pony, Marvel Rivals, DBD, K‑pop—mirroring Lisa’s deep dives into her interests, as in “why is my little pony friendship is magic music unironically rlly good”. Finally, their mix of vulnerability and righteous snapping on people—“when you start being stank as fuck on this app is when you realized that you don’t care abt other ppl’s perception of you anymore”—fits Lisa’s blend of sensitivity and moral ferocity more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference group interactions and VC with friends, e.g. hanging out in voice chat for hours in “so much fun in vc with eddie and chris”, and openly talk about wanting to party and do drugs with friends like in “I WANNA DO A BUMP OF COKE WITH @love4elodie I WOULD KILL FOR THAT BITCH SHE IS MY QUEEN”. Their tweets show strong Intuition (N) through pattern-focused, big-picture takes on communities and media rather than concrete details, like “streamers are nasty ppl and annoying af like ijdk” and “the skin distribution across all games will always cater to the characters that make money and i dont understand why people still get mad over that”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotional experience and values in posts about mental health and relationships, such as “i do wish i can shoot myself from a year ago bc i know i fumbled a lot of relationships but at the same time i was depressed as fuck and s**icidal” and morally charged comments on racism in “cece being racist is like not shocking at all…”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life appears spontaneous and unstructured (late-night gaming, impulsive food choices, jumping between games and obsessions) as seen in “2026 is really just 2016 bc why am i playing fortnite with oomfies for hours” and “just ate chicken nuggets w bbq sauce at 2 am”, with little evidence of long-term planning or rigid organization. Putting these together, their style of expressive social engagement, emotional intensity, and spontaneous online presence best fits ENFP.

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20+ • he/him • Overwatch & Marvel Rivals support main, part‑time MLP S4 enjoyer. Once laughed out loud at TikTok in a Barnes & Noble bathroom.– @chompieso

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The Mantis Mood Swing is bright, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who proudly tweets about “turning into the mantis mains that run to spawn to sleep strange portal or hump the person that u just slept” “turning into the mantis mains…”. Midori melon liqueur brings a neon, gamer-core sweetness, echoing their Marvel Rivals obsession and lines like “mantis + jeff is peak backline” “mantis + jeff is peak backline”. A sharp espresso shot represents their high-energy, unfiltered posting style, from “streamers are nasty ppl and annoying af like ijdk” “streamers are nasty ppl…” to “when u clock so hard that person u arguing with stops responding” “when u clock so hard…”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter edge for the messy situationships and self-awareness of “feel bad bc i gotten rlly close… and there’s a guy… but i been talking to this other guy” “feel bad bc i gotten rlly close…” and the softer reflection in “i do wish i can shoot myself from a year ago… i was depressed as fuck…” “like i do wish i can shoot myself from a year ago…”. Fizzy cherry cola stands in for their playful, nostalgic side—“2026 is really just 2016 bc why am i playing fortnite with oomfies for hours” “2026 is really just 2016…” and “why is my little pony friendship is magic music unironically rlly good” “why is my little pony friendship is magic music…”. Finally, the edible glitter rim captures their dramatic, stan-energy theatrics, from “SO MANY HOT MEN ON TL GOON SESH” “SO MANY HOT MEN ON TL GOON SESH” to “I WANNA DO A BUMP OF COKE WITH @love4elodie I WOULD KILL FOR THAT BITCH SHE IS MY QUEEN” “I WANNA DO A BUMP OF COKE…”, making the drink as extra and loud as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a sharp, confrontational edge and strong self‑preservation, which are classic Slytherin traits. They’re very comfortable escalating conflict and talking about how hard they ‘clock’ people, e.g. “when u clock so hard that person u arguing with stops responding” and the way they drag rival players and streamers in Marvel Rivals, like “i’ll never be sexist to women in marvel rivals comp but once i heard her and her man coming after my throat ill call her boosted and an egirl with ease like dont fuck w me” and “rivals streamers annoying af bc they tbink they have superiority over everyone and think they r allowed to treat other players like shit”. There’s also a clear focus on winning and status in games – talking about hitting Celestial rank in Marvel Rivals “ends the season in celestial” and mocking others’ lack of skill, as in “if zazzastack was actually good as widow then this wouldn’t have ever been a problem”. Even their personal reflections are framed in terms of survival and protecting themselves, e.g. “when you start being stank as fuck on this app is when you realized that you don’t care abt other ppl’s perception of you anymore”, which reads as a very Slytherin-style embrace of self‑interest over approval. They do show loyalty to a select few (for instance “I WOULD KILL FOR THAT BITCH SHE IS MY QUEEN”), but it’s intense, ride‑or‑die loyalty typical of Slytherins to their chosen circle rather than broad Hufflepuff-style warmth, so overall Slytherin fits best.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is So What by Pink, because it’s chaotic, funny, self-aware and a little unhinged in a defiant way. They’re openly messy and dramatic, like when they say “when you start being stank as fuck on this app is when you realized that you don’t care abt other ppl’s perception of you anymore”, which matches the song’s proud ‘I don’t care what you think of me’ energy. They move between vulnerable and reckless, admitting heavy stuff like “i do wish i can shoot myself from a year ago bc i know i fumbled a lot of relationships but at the same time i was depressed as fuck and s**icidal” while still tweeting things like “I WANNA DO A BUMP OF COKE WITH @love4elodie I WOULD KILL FOR THAT BITCH SHE IS MY QUEEN”. That blend of hurt, humor, and ‘I’m still that bitch’ resilience is exactly the emotional whiplash of So What. Even in games they act like the loud main character, e.g. “playing mantis is not for the weak bc ur dps can be garbage af and they would blame u for it”, which fits the song’s bratty, combative confidence.

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