chondriac_
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green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Posts jokes and memes like "is there an irl losers queue because I think I’m in it".
- Creative: Shares original art and designs such as "late night art gala" and "big menacing tower".
- Sociable: Engages followers, e.g., asks "anyone want to follow each other?" and replies to DMs.
- Confident: Self‑assertive statements in bio and tweets like "its tiring being sexy asl buff asl and rich asl".
- Observant: Describes surroundings, e.g., noting a crying woman in a car and the lion’s indifference.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic: Tweets express hatred toward women, such as "i hate all foids, women deserve nothing".
- Provocative: Posts sexual and explicit content like "cunny?!??!" and "cuck porn for the adrenaline".
- Inconsistent: Contradicts self‑image, alternating between "pretty normal guy" and "husky of the man I used to be".
- AttentionSeeking: Constantly boasts about status and appearance, e.g., "its tiring being sexy" and frequent self‑promotion.
- Impulsive: Announces risky behavior such as "scamming kids" and "getting drunk or high" without caution.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user's heavy focus on gaming and incel subculture, as seen in tweets like any chance #inceltwt will accept me with open arms? and im 22 can i still listen to fried by fluoride and #incelcore, mirrors Comic Book Guy’s identity as a self‑identified nerd and outsider. Their self‑deprecating remarks about appearance, such as going bald in the 21st century is a skill issue and I wish I looked like this but I’m a man with a 42 inch waist and short legs, echo Comic Book Guy’s often‑cited insecurity about his weight and unattractiveness. The user’s frequent misogynistic statements, for example me on tl: i hate all foids, women deserve nothing and all a man needs is a loser neet girl to love him forever, line up with Comic Book Guy’s reputation for being socially awkward and having little success with women. Their bragging about being sexy, buff, and rich while simultaneously claiming financial strain, like just bought my 13th labubu but now i dont have cash for groceries, reflects Comic Book Guy’s sarcastic, over‑the‑top self‑promotion that masks an insecure, cash‑strapped existence. Overall, the combination of nerdy gaming obsessions, incel‑type rhetoric, body‑image insecurity, and a sarcastic bragging style fits Comic Book Guy more closely than any of the Simpson family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user shows strong extroversion by constantly seeking attention and posting pictures, e.g., "I love being jolly [picture]" and "please do not dm me a picture of your feet stepping on a paper that says 'I love chondriac'". Their focus on concrete, sensory details is evident in statements like "I wish I looked like this but I’m a man with a 42 inch waist and short legs" and "going bald in the 21st century is a skill issue". They make decisions based on personal feelings and values, as seen in "jealousy is a terrible evil horrible feeling" and "the love of your life is posting on a 4chan /soc/ discord thread". Their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, highlighted by hashtags like "#procrastinator4procrastinator" and remarks such as "exam in 3 hours.. i only went to class 2 times HAHAHA". This combination of outward energy, sensory focus, emotional decision‑making, and flexible planning aligns best with the ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard Japanese moots in Tarkov have the best loot—how about we raid my heart together and split the spoils?
- Your MCAT prep must be intense, but I think the toughest question is how to make you fall for a guy who’s as buff as your bio claims.
- If you’re already rocking the Marty Supreme jacket, let’s upgrade to a night of Harbor and Akshan—my squad’s ready, and so is my heart.
- You said you need a thin leader singer for an incel rock band—let’s start with a duet where I sing ‘you’re my favorite’ while you flex those zinc‑fueled muscles.
- Your ‘brownboysummer’ vibes and big menacing tower (bmt) got me building a skyscraper of feelings—care to be the roof on top?
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Your new Twitter bio
Medical student, gamer & meme curator. Once tried to bring my labu to MCAT prep – it ate my notes. Coffee, jokes, and #Deadlock.– @chondriac_
Your signature cocktail
Bald Buff Brew
The name "Bald Buff Brew" captures the user’s self-described "sexy asl buff asl and rich asl" vibe while also nodding to their comment that "going bald in the 21st century is a skill issue". The base of spiced rum adds a bold, "sexy as hell" heat that mirrors their braggy bio and the line "its tiring being sexy asl buff asl and rich asl (not to mention humble!)". A splash of energy drink (Red Bull) fuels the "cuck porn for the adrenaline as pre workout" energy they claim, giving the cocktail a jittery punch. Pomegranate juice provides a dark, incel-core hue that reflects the tweet "starting an incel rock band, need a few other disgusting fat fucks who play instruments and one skeleton thin leader singer with greasy hair hmu" and adds a hint of bitterness. Ginger syrup adds a spicy kick for their "i workout so i can be approachable i want to show people that i am a person too" mindset, while the zinc-infused tonic water ties in their recent "ive started to take zinc supplements" and the lion quote "the lion does not concern himself with the increasingly painful headaches, noticeable loss of memory and brain fog" for a regal, fortified finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user constantly emphasizes personal ambition and the pursuit of status, as seen in the bio and tweet "its tiring being sexy asl buff asl and rich asl (not to mention humble!)". They display manipulative, self‑serving behavior, for example "i lied, take ur clothes off im a lustful perverted loser. let me admire the way god created your body.". Their bragging about achievements like "finally done, that 528 score is mine" and lack of concern for others, illustrated by "me on tl: i hate all foids, women deserve nothing me in dms:" align with Slytherin's core traits of ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user's self‑deprecating and outsider vibe matches the lament of Radiohead’s 'Creep'. They describe themselves as a 'husk of the man I used to be' and post lines like 'me on tl: i hate all foids, women deserve nothing me in dms:', echoing the song's refrain 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. Their yearning for 'toxic yaoi situationship' and a wish 'i wish i had a tapeworm' reveal a deep sense of alienation that mirrors the lyric 'What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong'. Even the bragging in their bio—'its tiring being sexy asl buff asl and rich asl (not to mention humble!)'—feels like a desperate mask for the same feeling of not fitting in. Together these tweets illustrate a person who feels like an outsider, just like the narrator of 'Creep'.
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