Chossingstone1
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Detail Oriented: They praise carefully reasoned posts — 'wow there is so much pleasure in this response— I can feel how you enjoy mulling over every detail' — and dig into rigging plans and academic books, showing patient attention to specifics.
- Curatorial: They actively manage conversation quality by using and recommending filters: 'Use this filter... it shows only the people you follow' and 'I used the hide reply feature to cleanse most of them'.
- Communicative: They regularly host and promote live broadcasts — 'Going live now!' and 'Going live on YouTube and X with @RoyalApostolic at 5 PM EST!' — showing comfort presenting and conversing with an audience.
- Historically Literate: They read specialized publications like 'Sailing Masterpieces: Ship Design and Aesthetics of Naval Iconography of the 17th Century' and discuss the War of 1812 with guests, demonstrating subject matter expertise.
- Patient Maker: Despite setbacks — 'bowsprit and rigging get torn off' — they return to repairs and rigging days, reflecting persistence in hands‑on projects.
Weaknesses:
- Low Tolerance: Frequent complaints about 'unhinged' replies and bots — 'what an absolute sh*show this platform has become!' — show impatience with noisy social media interactions.
- Perfectionism: Despair at complex rigging plans ('I look at rigging plans and despair') suggests a perfectionist streak that can stall projects.
- Prone to Moderation: They repeatedly hide, banish or block replies ('I will banish him back there now') which can shut down debate rather than invite correction.
- Niche Focus: A heavy emphasis on naval and hobbyist topics (model ships, 17th‑century ornamentation) implies less bandwidth for broader trends or cross‑topic exploration.
- Online Fatigue: Repeatedly having to 'cleanse' replies and lock out interactions when liking too many posts ('IT LOCKS ME OUT OF LIKING AND REPLYING...') hints at burnout from platform policing.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson) is the best Simpsons match: a niche e‑celebrity who runs fandom commentary, obsessively polices quality and frequently snarks about others online. Clossington behaves like an attentive niche critic who 'hides replies', bemoans 'unhinged' replies and celebrates thoughtful, detail‑rich responses, which mirrors Comic Book Guy's curatorial and judgmental persona. Both have deep hobbyist knowledge and a tendency to moderate their corner of the internet with finality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
INTP fits because Clossington shows an analytical, curiosity‑driven approach and preference for thoughtful discourse. Their delight in meticulous replies — 'wow there is so much pleasure in this response— I can feel how you enjoy mulling over every detail' — demonstrates an intuitive and theoretical interest in ideas. Their enjoyment of learning complex game mechanics ('Slammed my head into a wall for hours studying spreadsheet mechanics') and reading specialized books aligns with introverted thinking and pattern‑seeking. They also prefer flexible, exploratory activity (tinkering with models, moderating threads) rather than rigid schedules, which leans toward Perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bowsprit? Because whenever you're around, my whole rigging falls into place.
- I could be your shipwright — I fix broken rigging and hearts; interested in a repair day (and a glue stick)?
- You must run a great filter, because every time you speak, all the noise disappears and I only see you.
- If dates were frigates I'd sail around the world with you — but we can start with coffee and a model kit.
- I can't offer naval glory, but I can promise live shows, bad glue jokes, and someone who'll listen to your long, delightful replies.
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Semi‑retired YouTube host • The Nautical Chronicle captain • Model‑ship tinkerer & naval history nerd • Europa Universalis player • I hide replies so conversations stay civil. Live streams & bad glue stories.– @Chossingstone1
Your signature cocktail
The Jolly Rigging
The Jolly Rigging pairs crisp gin with Italian limoncello to nod at their Genoa book ('University of Genoa') and the French kit instructions of the Sun King, while a hint of sea salt honors the nautical obsession ('Most of the time, I love building model ships'). Sparkling water keeps it sessionable, like long streams and late nights 'Going live', and the lemon twist is a cheeky reminder that sometimes the rigging needs a zesty repair day.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw fits because Clossington prizes knowledge, craft and thoughtful replies: they repeatedly praise measured commentary ('wow there is so much pleasure in this response') and read academic texts like 'Sailing Masterpieces... of the 17th Century'. Their enjoyment of complex strategy games ('Started playing Europa Universalis 5... studying spreadsheet mechanics') and detailed model rigging underlines a love of intellectual puzzles and aesthetics. They are less drawn to brash heroics and more to curation, research and precise craft—very Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Come Sail Away - Styx
A nautical‑themed, slightly wistful classic like 'Come Sail Away' matches their ship fixation and reflective tone: they ask playfully 'Are space battleships still "nautical"?' and routinely post about frigates and model‑building. The song's mix of longing, optimism and maritime imagery echoes their broadcasts, hobby stories and the small‑scale melancholia of ruined rigging and glue repairs.
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