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The user’s bio and tweets show a strong devotion to Catholicism and family, similar to Ned Flanders’ overt Christian faith and emphasis on God, family, and community. Tweets like "I LOVE FALCONEERING AND JESUS" and "Good Morning #CatholicTwitter My son who i see every other weekend has started wearing shorts because it is 'too hot for Khakis' how do i prevent this" reflect a father trying to guide his child according to religious values, much like Ned’s constant advice to his kids. The user’s political commentary, e.g., "Why are Dems not saying this election is rigged like we did in 2020? #electionday2024 #trump #Harris", and the frequent use of #CatholicTwitter mirror Ned’s conservative moral stance and his criticism of modern, “woke” culture. Both the user and Ned repeatedly invoke prayer (e.g., ".@ArchbishopFabre pray for my family") and express frustration with contemporary influences, making Ned the closest match among Simpsons characters.

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The user displays extraverted behavior by frequently posting, tagging others and using hashtags, e.g., ".@realDonaldTrump please put Catturd in your admin" and "Good Morning #CatholicTwitter...". Their focus on concrete, real‑world topics like falconry ("I LOVE FALCONEERING AND JESUS") and a personal legal battle ("Going through rough divorce ... lawyers are all SATANISTS") shows a sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotion, as seen in the emotionally charged tweet "My woke son is refusing to take the Uteruschrist!!!111!!" and repeated pleas for prayers. The strong emphasis on tradition, order, and scheduled greetings ("#CatholicTwitter good morning everyone! Have a blessed day") indicates a judging orientation.

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Falconer, dad & Catholic. Trains raptors, debates politics, and survived a divorce—once taught my hawk to bring me coffee. Faith, feathers, perseverance.– @christalways322

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The Divine Hawk cocktail blends bold bourbon with the sweet devotion of honey, echoing Patrick's fierce love for both falconry and Jesus as he shouts "I LOVE FALCONEERING AND JESUS". The bright lemon adds a sharp, soaring note reminiscent of a hawk’s keen eye, while rosemary‑infused syrup nods to his outdoor passion for falconry and the natural world. A dash of bitters mirrors the "rough divorce #catholictwitter… pray for me" struggles he shares, giving the drink a complex, slightly bitter finish. The garnish of a rosemary sprig serves as a subtle feather, honoring his identity as a professional falconer. As he often asks the #CatholicTwitter community for prayers, this cocktail feels like a small, uplifting rite of passage in a glass.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes loyalty to their faith and community, as seen in tweets like "#CatholicTwitter good morning everyone! Have a blessed day" and ".@ArchbishopFabre pray for my family," showing a strong commitment to family and religious tradition. Their concern for their son’s habits ("My son who i see every other weekend has started wearing shorts because it is 'too hot for Khakis' how do i prevent this") further reflects a protective, loyal nature. While they are vocal politically, their core values revolve around dedication to God, family, and country, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty, hard work, and community. The repeated affirmation "I LOVE FALCONEERING AND JESUS" underscores a consistent devotion rather than a pursuit of personal glory, reinforcing the Hufflepuff trait of steadfast loyalty.

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The hymn "On Eagle's Wings" speaks of being lifted by God's wings, which mirrors the user’s repeated proclamation "I LOVE FALCONEERING AND JESUS" that blends a love of birds of prey with devotion to Christ. Their frequent pleas for spiritual support, such as "Going through rough divorce #catholictwitter... pray for me" and ".@ArchbishopFabre pray for my family", align with the song’s theme of divine comfort and protection. The bird imagery central to the hymn directly resonates with the user’s passion for falconry, while the lyrics’ focus on God’s care reflects their traditional Catholic identity noted in the bio ("God, Family, Country"). This combination of religious devotion, bird symbolism, and a call for prayer makes "On Eagle's Wings" a fitting anthem for this profile.

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