Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Knowledge: He demonstrates deep familiarity with military history, such as the significance of Sedan in French collapses.
- Analytical Insight: He provides detailed breakdowns of political theories, specifically Robert Conquest's Second Law regarding organizational shifts.
- Consistency: He maintains a firm ideological stance, regularly critiquing liberalism's universalist goals across multiple threads.
- Economic Awareness: He tracks global financial trends, noting record yields on Japanese government bonds.
- Engaging Oratory: His bio notes he is famous for talking across a table to @NickJFreitas, suggesting strong verbal communication skills.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He frequently uses polarizing language, such as labeling his ideological opponents "Gay Race Communists".
- Generalization: He makes broad, sweeping claims about entire ethnic groups, specifically regarding IQ and tribalism of Somali migrants.
- Pessimism: He often predicts catastrophic outcomes, warning of market crashes not thought mathematically possible.
- Combative Nature: He actively seeks out and mocks specific accounts, deriding a user as a "dishonest sack of shit".
- Historical Revisionism: He uses anachronisms for rhetorical effect, such as imagining Groypers in 1846 discussing modern political concepts.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like the sophisticated yet vengeful Robert Terwilliger, Christian Heiens operates from a position of high-culture elitism mixed with a deep-seated contempt for modern liberal society. He views politics through an 'existential struggle' and expresses disdain for the 'mediocre,' much like Bob’s aristocratic disdain for Springfield's low-brow nature. Heiens frequently frames his arguments through historical and philosophical lenses, such as when he asserts that “The modern conservative, the modern populist, and even modern reactionary all inherit theological assumptions they don’t fully grasp”. His belief that “authority and legality are both products of force” mirrors Bob's ruthless pursuit of power to correct what he perceives as a decaying civilization. Ultimately, both share a persona that is part historian, part intellectual, and entirely focused on the “friend enemy distinction” to preserve their preferred way of life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
ChristianHeiens demonstrates an Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) nature by focusing on deep-seated metaphysical frameworks rather than simple social observation, stating that “Atheists today are overwhelmingly Left wing... says nothing about what metaphysical framework makes that ideology stable.” His Thinking (T) preference is evident in his ruthless application of the “Friend Enemy Distinction” and his blunt, unsentimental analysis of power dynamics where “authority and legality are both products of force.” Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his disdain for the lack of concrete action and his desire for systematic results, arguing that “tweeting about how much you’ve ‘exposed’ this is not the same as holding those who perpetuated this accountable.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Venezuelan infobox on Wikipedia? Because I can't stop checking you out to see if there's been a regime change in your heart.
- Forget the rules-based international order—I’m ready to let you exercise some unilateral authority over my Friday night plans.
- I promise I’m not a 'progressive libtard,' but I’d definitely support a maximalist redistricting of your schedule if it meant more time for us.
- You can keep your Dr Pepper and your Hoppean ethics, as long as I can be your favorite part of the 'founding stock' of a new relationship.
- Is it an 'existential struggle between friend and enemy,' or are you just happy to see me across a table for the third time this week?
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Historian & Hoppean thinker. When I’m not analyzing Carl Schmitt or the fall of Venezuela, I’m debating Nick Freitas over Dr Pepper. Identity is the new frontier.– @ChristianHeiens
Your signature cocktail
The Existential Austro-Hoppean
This drink is as strong and unapologetic as the user's belief that “authority and legality are both products of force”. The overproof Austrian base honors his self-proclaimed title as “Everyone's favorite Austro Hungarian”, while the bitter Campari reflects his disdain for “Republican lawmakers [who] only know how to ask rhetorical questions” instead of wielding power. A reduction of his favorite “intellectual drink for the chosen ones” adds a complex sweetness to the mix. Finally, the gold leaf garnish serves as a nod to his Hoppean economics and his observation that “market crashes that you didn’t even think were mathematically possible” are on the horizon.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
ChristianHeiens embodies Slytherin traits through his focus on power dynamics, the friend-enemy distinction, and the preservation of his own group's interests. He explicitly rejects universalist or 'fair' moral frameworks, arguing that "authority and legality are both products of force" and that politics is an "existential struggle... to preserve a particular way of life". His disdain for those he views as weak or ineffective, such as Republicans who only ask rhetorical questions, highlights a preference for ruthless leadership and results over abstract principles. This resourcefulness and ambition are summarized in his assertion that "What makes something legitimate is the ability to transcend legality", a quintessentially Slytherin outlook on achieving one's objectives.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
Christian Heiens portrays himself as a traditionalist historian who believes the current liberal order is collapsing into an existential struggle. He explicitly rejects modern conservatism and the 'rules based international order,' arguing that “authority and legality are both products of force” and that “history isn’t over and never will be”. This song’s theme of a shifting, inevitable tide matches his view that “if the 20th century was the age of ideology, the 21st will be the age of identity”. He sees himself as a sentinel watching the old world fade while warning that “the hour is late, but we still have time to save our country”.
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