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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the most introspective main character and often feels isolated by her heightened awareness, which matches the user’s feelings of being “an adult stuck in a child’s body” and later “a child stuck in an adult’s body.” The user’s creative coping through poetry and art, e.g., “shitty morning poetry” and “I wish I could restart life with the knowledge I have now,” mirrors Lisa’s love of writing, music, and drawing. Their deep despair expressed in tweets like “I just wanna die” and “I wish I was given the choice to consent to be born” reflects Lisa’s occasional depressive moments when she feels powerless. The frustration with the mental‑health system, “people with a diagnosis of bpd are treated unfairly by the mental health system,” parallels Lisa’s frustration when adults dismiss her concerns. Overall, the combination of introspection, creative venting, and chronic hopelessness aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.

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Their communication is highly inward‑focused, sharing personal pain and inner thoughts rather than seeking social interaction (e.g., "I just went from really suicidal to crying to happy to sad in the span of a few minutes wtf"). They continually look for deeper meaning and imagine alternate realities, showing a dominant Intuitive style ("I wish I could restart life with the knowledge I have now", "why does everyone have to die…"). Their decisions are guided by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "people with a diagnosis of BPD are treated unfairly" and "I just want my life to end". Finally, they prefer a flexible, moment‑to‑moment approach, tracking daily moods and milestones but also reacting spontaneously to crises ("hit 2 weeks purging free!!", "I want to die, wanna die, but don’t really wanna die"). This pattern aligns best with the INFP type.

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Hospital art enthusiast, journal keeper, and survivor of the 'radioactive egg' scan. Chronic illness, chronic creativity. #Recovery– @chronicpsycho_

Your signature cocktail
The Venting Vial mixes dark rye whiskey and bitter Campari to echo the heavy, painful feelings that the user repeatedly voices, such as "I just wanna die" and "i wish I could fall asleep and never wake up. then, everything would be okay." A splash of blood orange juice mirrors the many blood draws and the line "i am SO exhausted but i can’t sleep because of my racing thoughts," adding a bright, fleeting note of hope. Egg white foam creates a silky, cloudy top that references the "time to eat radioactive eggs ☢️ 🍳 #gastricemptyingscan" scan and the constant medical environment. Lavender honey syrup adds a soothing sweetness, reflecting brief moments of gratitude like "I should be grateful, and so I am, I have food. water. shelter." Together the drink captures the oscillation between despair and fleeting relief, just as the user writes "I just went from really suicidal to crying to happy to sad in the span of a few minutes wtf."

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The user repeatedly shows loyalty and kindness to others, for example gifting a box and gingerbread cookies to patients, nurses and doctors ("gift box for mum… handed them out to all the patients, nurses, doctors"). They value fairness and advocate for the mistreated, as seen in "people with a diagnosis of bpd are treated unfairly by the mental health system." Their perseverance is evident in tracking milestones like "hit 2 weeks purging free!!" and continuing to engage in community activities such as sharing meals and art. These traits of empathy, patience, loyalty, and a strong sense of community align closely with Hufflepuff values.

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The user repeatedly voices hopelessness, self‑harm urges ("I just want a blade… so I can end it"), and a wish to restart life with the knowledge they now have ("I wish I could restart life with the knowledge I have now"). These sentiments mirror the core lines of “Hurt,” such as "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" and "What have I become?" which convey deep inner pain and self‑destruction. The song’s reference to needles and medical procedures resonates with the user's mentions of injections and treatments ("got injected with lorazepam," "metoclopramide injection"). Its melancholic tone captures the exhaustion and yearning for release expressed in tweets like "I’m so tired… I just want my life to end" while also reflecting the paradox of gratitude amid darkness ("I have food, water, shelter… but my lamp is so dim, and the storm is so strong"). Thus, "Hurt" encapsulates the user's emotional turmoil and conflicted feelings of despair and fleeting gratitude.

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