
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Artie Ziff, Chrysus is defined by an inflated ego and an obsession with physical beauty, lamenting, “Man, it’d be so much simpler with someone who only cared about how I look.” Both characters possess a high-strung, dramatic temperament, seen when Chrysus panics about social standing by saying, “I’m so going to get cancelled for saying ts” or threatens to “crash out” when things go wrong. They both exhibit a possessive nature over love interests, with Chrysus aggressively claiming, “THAT’S ALSO MY MOON.” and harboring deep-seated insecurities about whether they are loved for their true selves.

Your MBTI personality Type
Chrysus leans toward Extroversion through their frequent social reaching out and concern for appearances, notably asking “Should I cut my hair” and flirting with others. They exhibit Sensing by focusing on physical aesthetics and immediate sensations, explicitly stating, “it’d be so much simpler with someone who only cared about how I look.” Their Feeling side is prominent in their emotionally charged outbursts regarding relationships, such as when they exclaim, “You took her away from me... she was All I ever wanted.” Finally, they show a Perceiving preference through a highly spontaneous and reactive posting style, often crashing out or deciding to “go back to sleep” on a whim.

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Professional orbit-dweller and celestial artist. Once slept through a crisis, now I'm just dodging ghosts and the alcohol Peitho keeps offering. He/She/They/It.– @Chry2us_TheG0ld

Your signature cocktail
This drink is strong and experimental, served in a glittering gold glass to match a muse who knows “it feels good to be back”. The Absinthe adds a hazy, hallucinogenic quality for someone constantly asking “HOW DO YOU EXORCISE GHOSTS?” while the gold flakes represent a persona that fears people only care “about how I look”. Despite the suggestive honeyed sweetness, the Spiced Rum provides a kick for those moments when Chrysus is “so close to crashing out”. Finally, the ice sphere is essential because, as Chrysus insists, “THAT’S ALSO MY MOON”.

Your Hogwarts House
Chrysus exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a focus on social standing, often worrying about their reputation, such as when they noted, “I’m so going to get cancelled for saying ts”. They prioritize their own desires and comfort, evidenced by their blunt honesty about relationships, stating, “it’d be so much simpler with someone who only cared about how I look”. Chrysus also displays the classic Slytherin trait of resourcefulness mixed with a touch of entitlement regarding their possessions, repeatedly asserting, “That’s MY moon”. Their bio admits to “Suggestive Stuff” and a desire to burn off tension “with someone else”, showcasing a hedonistic streak often associated with the house of the ambitious. Overall, their focus on aesthetics, personal peace, and self-interest points directly to Slytherin.

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Chrysus embodies a persona defined by cosmic aesthetic, vanity, and a chaotic lifestyle, often questioning if others only love them for their looks, similar to the themes in Starboy. They frequently post about their physical appearance and social status, yet struggle with deep-seated insecurities, asking, “Sometimes I wonder if anyone would love me for who I am, not just how I look.” Their tweets reflect a high-tension life filled with drama and shifting relationships, often exclaiming, “I need to burn this tension off somehow. Preferably with someone else.” Despite the vanity, there is a recurring sense of being overwhelmed by the 'stars' and fame-like pressure, as seen when they tweet, “I’mmm gonna crash out” or mention their “Orbit”. Ultimately, the song captures their mix of astronomical imagery, suggestive confidence, and the isolation that comes with their self-centered yet troubled perspective.

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