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Your Simpsons character
Shara mirrors Lisa’s intense passion for her specific intellectual and pop-culture interests, often describing herself as having a “hiperfoco em supernatural” and a deep love for The Lord of the Rings. Like Lisa, she possesses a strong, opinionated personality and isn't afraid to voice frustration when things fall short of her standards, such as when she critiques her favorite team's management, calling it a “escolinha do professor pardal”. She also shares Lisa’s artistic and alternative sensibilities, frequently mentioning her love for music like Lana Del Rey and her enjoyment of “bazares e brechós”. Ultimately, her blend of being a dedicated fangirl, a vocal critic, and a lover of niche aesthetics makes her a perfect match for the smartest Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Shara exhibits Introversion through her preference for solitary hobbies like decorating her room and “spending hours talking to herself about Supernatural,” rather than seeking large social gatherings. Her Sensing trait is evident in her strong focus on aesthetics, fashion, and physical spaces, such as when she spent an entire afternoon “arranging her bedroom wall” or hunting for “treasures at thrift stores.” As a Feeling type, she is highly expressive of her emotional state, frequently using hyperbole to describe her love for characters or her “stress and hatred toward her favorite football team.” Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her spontaneous approach to life, admitting she often “thinks of many things to do but ends up doing nothing,” and her flexible, “mixed-style” fashion sense.

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Edificações graduate and SEP enthusiast. When not analyzing Supernatural lore or the Shire, I’m likely hunting for vintage gems at the local thrift shop.– @chuuvescomputer

Your signature cocktail
This drink is a chaotic mix of a hardcore Palmeiras fan and a supernatural-obsessed romantic. The strong Cachaça base represents her fierce loyalty to SEP, even when she screams “FORAABELFERREIRA”, while the bitter notes reflect the “humilhação e tristeza” of job hunting. It’s balanced by dark coffee because she’s a self-proclaimed “passiva famosa” who lives for Destiel subtext, specifically how Dean is “bravo de ciúmes do castiel”. Finally, the gold leaf pays homage to her 'pastor' “lana del rey ministrando o evangelho”, making it the perfect beverage for someone who would rather suffer through 90 minutes of football than watch the Grammys.

Your Hogwarts House
Shara exhibits the raw ambition and cutthroat leadership expectations typical of a Slytherin, particularly through her ruthless demands for excellence from her football team, such as her “petição pro abel ferreira deixar o time e levar os jogadores imprestáveis junto com ele”. She displays a resourceful, self-preservationist streak regarding her finances, admitting to making a “primeiro empréstimo do ano” despite existing debts, and has a clear vision for her personal aesthetic and environment. Her pride and bluntness are evident when she mocks rivals, stating “fodase harry potter, aqui é the lord of the rings porra”. Furthermore, her appreciation for complex, morally grey characters and power dynamics—like her fascination with “castiel marcando território”—aligns perfectly with the house of ambition.

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This classic folk-rock track is the ultimate match because Shara explicitly identifies it as her favorite in her “updated 2026 facts”. The song's dusty, desert atmosphere perfectly aligns with her aesthetic obsession with the Old West, exemplified by her dream of living a “lesbian romance in an old western” and her love for Red Dead Redemption. Furthermore, the song captures the weary yet resilient spirit of a traveler, mirroring how she navigates the 'desert' of adult responsibilities like “submitting resumes to 500 different places” while finding solace in her specific hyper-fixations. It bridges the gap between her appreciation for vintage aesthetics and her penchant for melancholic, peaceful music.

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