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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, fafa is a high-achieving student grappling with intense academic pressure and existential dread, specifically regarding her “A-levels” and “Econ paper.” She shares Lisa's intellectual perfectionism and occasional feelings of being a “friendless loser” or social outcast within her own family. Crucially, the user mirrors Lisa’s canonical struggle with body image and control, evidenced by her “fantasising about what im gonna look like at 30kg” and her habit of “touching my collarbones as usual.” Ultimately, fafa embodies the more melancholic, self-critical side of Lisa seen in episodes like Sleeping with the Enemy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Fafa (chuuyakcals) demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary activities like writing fanfiction and staying home, often feeling “friendless” or socially awkward. Her Sensing (S) trait is shown in her extreme focus on physical sensations and concrete data, such as “noticing a tiny bump” on her collarbone and tracking specific weight metrics. She leans toward Feeling (F), as her posts are highly emotional, reacting with distress to social perceived failures, like “someone guessed that I was bmi 19 okay maybe I should just die”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous decision-making and lack of academic structure, admitting to “trying to cram last minute” and struggling with school deadlines.

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17yo student & fanfic writer. Once survived a 4-hour flight delay with only a half-priced muffin for company. Dedicated to my A-Levels and finding the best ramen.– @chuuyakcals

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This drink perfectly captures fafa’s chaotic duality: the bubbly anime fan who is “rlly rlly wanna preorder the chuuya lookup figure” mixed with the gritty reality of someone who “threw up straight bile and a little bit of blood”. It’s served chilled, much like her feeling when “desert is so cold rn”, and carries a sharp, bitter edge for the times she feels “cooked” by her A-levels. The presentation is deceptively pretty, mirroring how she's “gotten so good at hiding my ed” that her own mother defends her. Overall, it's a high-stakes, experimental concoction for someone who would rather look skinny than pass their politics exam.

Your Hogwarts House
Fafa exhibits the resourcefulness and cunning typical of Slytherin, particularly in how she navigates her environment to serve her own goals, such as “hiding my ed that my mom is defending me when my dad gets mad at me”. Her focus is often on self-preservation and personal aesthetic standards, demonstrating a high level of ambition toward a specific, self-defined goal of reaching a “lw” or even lower weights. She shows a strategic mindset regarding social situations, viewing her condition as a “privilege” that allows her certain advantages within her household. Furthermore, her willingness to “speed losing 8kg by summer” even at the risk of failing her A-levels highlights a Slytherin-esque prioritisation of personal desire over institutional achievement.

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This song perfectly captures fafa's intense preoccupation with body image and the self-destructive cycles of an eating disorder. Her tweets reflect a constant struggle with self-perception, such as when she laments, “it’s so fucking over for me my ribs used to show without even stretching and now they don’t even show when I stretch how fucking fat am i”. The lyrics of the song parallel her feelings of inadequacy compared to others, seen in her reaction to a size mismatch: “just got horribly humbled by a pair of jeans at subdued and now I need to die and never eat again”. Fafa’s obsession with reaching a specific aesthetic goal like her “lw” mirrors the song's theme of damaging one's health to meet an impossible beauty standard. Ultimately, her admission that “every now and then I get sad because I remember that I actually recovered and was happy for a while and why the fuck did I relapse” resonates with the song's somber tone regarding the loss of self to these behaviors.

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