Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dedicated student: Talks about heavy course load and many classes, e.g. “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro” and “geronto já tendo 8 materias por semestre fora as optativas Deus é mais”.
- Socially engaged: Involved with university life and groups like bateria and cheer, showing pride and connection, e.g. “mto orgulho ser bateria ufscar pqpp” and “uniao Sinistra das baterias no integra os chocalhos tavam como 🪇🪇”.
- Empathetic thinker: Reflects on caregivers’ burden and elder abuse beyond ageism, e.g. “podemos falar também sobre a violência e abandono do cuidador/família, e a sobrecarga emocional deles”.
- Curious learner: Shows enthusiasm for new knowledge, especially in Libras, e.g. “aprender libras é mto legal 😭 to viciada em consumir conteúdo sobre”.
- Appreciative friend: Openly values and praises people close to them, e.g. “a lavinia é tao incrivel como pode cara 💔💔” and cherishes compliments from others about outfits and costumes.
Weaknesses:
- Self-criticism: Speaks harshly about own appearance, e.g. “cheguei na conclusão Que eu definitivamente preciso de uma plastica (ou um milagre)”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Expresses feeling worn out and overwhelmed, e.g. “cara n vou mentir que cansei viu” and needing prayers to handle many subjects.
- Health strain: Mentions intense cramps and medication concerns, e.g. “vivendo colicas desgraçadas” and worry about quetiapine weight gain while taking it.
- Financial stress: Shows money pressures and need for extra work, e.g. “preciso achar um freela em sao carlos 💔💔💔”.
- Overcommitment: Takes on many classes plus extracurriculars, e.g. 8–9 subjects per semester and bateria, which may risk overload and stress.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, academically driven, socially aware, and occasionally overwhelmed. They’re deeply engaged with a niche, socially relevant field (gerontology at UFSCar), joking about course load and specialization much like Lisa’s earnest commitment to her studies and causes: “geronto já tendo 8 materias por semestre fora as optativas Deus é mais” and “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro”. Their concern with regulation and public policy in aging echoes Lisa’s activism: “lula Agora desafio voce e os deputados a regulamentarem o profissional gerontologo. desafio pesadissimo”. At the same time, they’re self-reflective and a bit self-critical about appearance and life prospects, in a Lisa-like way: “e foi com as fotos que o cheer tirou que eu cheguei na conclusão Que eu definitivamente preciso de uma plastica (ou um milagre)” and “sera que um dia sera possível sonhar em ter um cantinho próprio pra viver”. Their mix of humor, emotional honesty, bookishness (quoting literature) and idealism fits Lisa more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they enjoy social groups like the drumline and parties but talk more about how they felt than about seeking the spotlight, e.g. being happy about strangers complimenting their clothes in “tava saindo da casa do Matheus, passei por uma garota e ela disse 'meu deus que roupa linda' 😭😭 to mto feliz” and “já é a segunda festa que me param para elogiar minha fantasia 😭 e eu achei ela tao xoxinha sem graça”, which shows sensitivity rather than outward performativeness. Their focus is strongly Sensing: everyday concrete issues like course loads and work dominate, as in “geronto já tendo 8 materias por semestre fora as optativas Deus é mais”, “preciso achar um freela em sao carlos 💔💔💔”, and “vivendo colicas desgraçadas”. They are clearly Feeling over Thinking, reacting in emotional and relational terms rather than detached logic: “a lavinia é tao incrivel como pode cara 💔💔”, “cara n vou mentir que cansei viu”, and the mix of humor and concern in “e violência e abandono nao necessariamente precisa ser o etarismo, podemos falar também sobre a violência e abandono do cuidador/família...”. Their lifestyle reads more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently talk about being overwhelmed by many classes rather than tightly planning them, as in “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro”, joke about energy drinks and sleep in “to tomando tanto energético ultimamente que hoje eu sonhei que tinha um monster no congelador 🕊️”, and show a spontaneous, in-the-moment style with comments like “aprender libras é mto legal 😭 to viciada em consumir conteúdo sobre”. Putting this together—quietly emotional, concrete, aesthetics- and feeling-driven, somewhat overwhelmed and improvisational—ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving) fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If gerontology UFSCar is really ‘the first course without freshmen’, I volunteer as tribute to be your very first bixo — you just have to teach me how to age well by your side.
- You’re out here learning LIBRAS, surviving 9 subjects, and still rocking outfits that get you stopped at parties… I’m just wondering if you’d consider adding ‘teaching one more clueless admirer how to read your signs’ to your workload.
- You said everyone’s traumatized by aging after the ENEM, but I’ve never been more motivated to grow old — as long as my future includes your Monster-in-the-freezer energy and chá mate mornings.
- You play in the UFSCar bateria, got caught on Tusca pics, and still want to go back to the gym… if I stand next to you, does that automatically make my heart the percussion section? Because it’s already keeping rhythm for you.
- You challenged Lula to regulate gerontologists, dream of your own little place, and hustle for a freelance gig in São Carlos — honestly, I don’t have public policy power, but I can offer emotional support, good snacks, and a lifetime internship in being adored by me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Gerontology at UFSCar 🧠 | drum section survivor, caffeine-based lifeform & part-time bunny nail technician | aging, LIBRAS & a bit of chaos– @chuyaismo
Your signature cocktail
The Geronto-Ganza Groove
This cocktail mixes cachaça infused with matte tea to honor their Brazilian uni life and that confession that “eu poderia viver a base de chá matte pro resto da vida” “eu poderia viver a base de chá matte pro resto da vida”. A shot of guaraná energy syrup represents their chaotic study grind and energy drink dreams, like when they said “to tomando tanto energético ultimamente que hoje eu sonhei que tinha um monster no congelador” “to tomando tanto energético ultimamente que hoje eu sonhei que tinha um monster no congelador 🕊️”, and also those 9 matérias despair vibes “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bright but slightly bitter edge, like joking about trauma and aging with gerontology, from “ninguem entrando em geronto esse ano todos traumatizados com o envelhecimento por causa do enem” “ninguem entrando em geronto esse ano todos traumatizados com o envelhecimento por causa do enem”. The salted honey foam is sweet with a sting, matching their mix of vulnerability and humor when they talk about their appearance and needing a miracle “e foi com as fotos que o cheer tirou que eu cheguei na conclusão Que eu definitivamente preciso de uma plastica (ou um milagre)”, yet still glowing from random compliments “tava saindo da casa do Matheus, passei por uma garota e ela disse 'meu deus que roupa linda' 😭😭 to mto feliz”. Finally, sparkling water with edible glitter reflects their battery/party spirit and campus life chaos, shimmering like “mto orgulho ser bateria ufscar pqpp” “mto orgulho ser bateria ufscar pqpp” and the drama of needing a freela in São Carlos “preciso achar um freela em sao carlos 💔💔💔”, making the drink energetic, bittersweet, and a little over-the-top—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bea consistently signals a strong work ethic and perseverance, core Hufflepuff traits. She talks about the heavy course load in gerontology with a mix of exhaustion and determination, for example mentioning that her program has many subjects per semester in tweets like “geronto já tendo 8 materias por semestre fora as optativas Deus é mais” and “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro”. There is also a clear sense of pride and loyalty to her communities: she proudly identifies with gerontology and UFSCar, as in “o meu so existindo em duas publicas no brasil todo 👏👏👏”, and shows devotion to her university’s drumline with “mto orgulho ser bateria ufscar pqpp”. Her concern for others’ well‑being and relational dynamics also appears in tweets like “e violência e abandono nao necessariamente precisa ser o etarismo, podemos falar também sobre a violência e abandono do cuidador/família, e a sobrecarga emocional deles”, which reflects empathy and a fairness-oriented view. While there are hints of curiosity and learning (e.g., “aprender libras é mto legal 😭 to viciada em consumir conteúdo sobre”), these sit within a broader pattern of loyalty, diligence, and quiet persistence rather than Ravenclaw-style intellectual identity or Slytherin ambition. Altogether, her tweets read most strongly as the diary of a hardworking, loyal, community-oriented Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Shake It Out - Florence + The Machine
A song about pushing through heaviness and still showing up fits them well: they joke about academic overload and stress, like having “8 materias por semestre” and later “esse semestre terei 9 matérias. rezem por mim 🙏 tentarei nao me matar até dezembro,” but keep going anyway. There’s a mix of exhaustion and resilience in tweets such as “cara n vou mentir que cansei viu” and “que ano perturbador,” which mirrors the song’s tension between being weighed down and wanting to let go of what hurts. At the same time, they find joy in small things—compliments on outfits and costumes like “já é a segunda festa que me param para elogiar minha fantasia 😭” and pride in the bateria “mto orgulho ser bateria ufscar pqpp”—similar to the way Shake It Out celebrates catharsis amid struggle. Their concern for the future and desire for stability—wondering “sera que um dia sera possível sonhar em ter um cantinho próprio pra viver” and needing a job “preciso achar um freela em sao carlos 💔💔💔”—also echoes the song’s theme of wanting a better, lighter tomorrow. Overall, the blend of dark humor, academic pressure, emotional fatigue, and persistent hope lines up closely with the emotional arc of Shake It Out.
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