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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, passionate nerd with strong opinions and a big emotional range, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa obsessing over her causes and fandoms, this user dives deep into niche interests such as LOONA, tripleS and k‑pop discourse, defending groups and calling out hypocrisy in posts like “não aceitam que um grupo fora desse conglomerado esteja crescendo organicamente” and “o illit e o lesserafim se fuderam com hate train por muito menos”. They show intense emotional reactions to media, similar to Lisa crying over jazz or books, for example “é normal ter genuinamente quase chorado com isso?” and “pqp chega arrepiei ouvindo mds a chuu é a solista do milênio” in this tweet. There’s also a mix of anxiety and self‑aware humor about their own mental state, like “eu estou à beira de um colapso mental” and jokingly dramatic posts such as “twt didn't notify me, now I feel like the worst person in the world, I'm going to kill myself”, which echo Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic, existential angst. Finally, they have clear ethical and social concerns—calling out parasocial behavior in “vai tomar no seu cu parassocial do krl” and criticizing nb erasure in “queria muito que esse povo percebesse que tão tratando nb como mulher 2”—very much in line with Lisa’s principled, sometimes confrontational activism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets center on media, games and online friends rather than big social scenes, and they vent about their own mental state, e.g. “eu estou à beira de um colapso mental” and dreading therapy in “EU NÃO QUERO IR PRA PSICÓLOGA AAAAAAAAAAAA”, suggesting an inward, self‑focused emotional life. Their interests and humor point to Intuition (N): they dive into fandom meta and patterns, like criticizing fandom behavior in “ó as discussões que abrem pré cb mds por isso que esse fandom não vai pra frente” and talking about dynamics between groups and hate trains in “o illit e o lesserafim se fuderam com hate train por muito menos”, which shows a focus on underlying narratives rather than just surface facts. Their reactions are highly value‑laden and empathetic, indicating Feeling (F): they get upset at dehumanizing treatment of non‑binary people in “queria muito que esse povo percebesse que tão tratando nb como mulher 2” and call behavior “nojento” in “isso não é nem sobre fanwar só é muito nojento”, framing issues in moral and emotional terms. They read as Perceiving (P) rather than rigidly structured: they are chaotic and spontaneous, from joking about nearly dying because of Minecraft and Stardew in “bom agr eu posso dizer que eu já quase morri e foi culpa do Minecraft e do Stardew Valley” to impulsively muting people and ranting in “eu não ironicamente silenciei uma galera pq toda vez que apareciam com arte delu era desse jeito”. The combination of intense fandom passion, strong personal values, emotional openness, and somewhat disorganized, reactive behavior best fits INFP: an idealistic, feelings‑driven introvert immersed in fictional worlds and online community drama.

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k‑pop, football & too many fandoms; once almost cried over a LOONA stage and a Corinthians match on the same day– @chwrrywavess

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This drink starts with a double shot of spicy cachaça for their loud, chaotic football stan energy, screaming “É CAMPEÃO KRLLLLL” and “VTNC QUE TIME ABSURDO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Chilled cold brew coffee captures the late‑night, terminally online vibe of someone who can tweet both “eu estou à beira de um colapso mental” and still be making fandom jokes five minutes later. A red guava and lime cordial adds sweet‑tart drama for their k‑pop/manga hyperfixations, from yelling “XO MY CYBERLOVE SOTY” to defending their faves like in “hit the floor e Icarus são completas obras de arte tem nem discussão”. Black energy drink ice cubes keep it intense and a little unhinged, fueling the kind of timeline where they can say “morrer antes dos 15 VAMOOOO” and also complain “EU NÃO QUERO IR PRA PSICÓLOGA AAAAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, an iridescent edible glitter mist is for the orbit/tripleS/LOONA core in their bio and tweets like “loona butterfly (2019)” and the poetic chaos of “eu, a choerry e o ni ki no minecraft tentando fazer ópio”, making the whole thing look like a sparkly cyber idol lightstick in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as strongly Gryffindor because of how quickly and loudly they wade into conflict when something feels wrong to them. They call out behavior they find parasocial or bigoted in very direct terms, like “vai tomar no seu cu parassocial do krl” and “isso não é nem sobre fanwar só é muito nojento”, which shows a reflex to confront rather than avoid. Their willingness to publicly criticize fandom dynamics even when it makes them unpopular, such as “ó as discussões que abrem pré cb mds por isso que esse fandom não vai pra frente” and “o illit e o lesserafim se fuderam com hate train por muito menos”, fits Gryffindor’s trait of standing up loudly for what they believe is fair. They also show impulsive, dramatic emotional swings very typical of Gryffindor, from hyper-supportive sports passion in “É DO TIMÃO PORRA É NOSSO JÁ” to intense self-deprecating or suicidal phrasing like “I'm going to kill myself” when they feel they’ve failed someone. While there is loyalty and humor that could hint at Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant pattern is bold, confrontational emotionality and a readiness to charge into discourse, which is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than the quieter perseverance of Hufflepuff or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.

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The song that best suits them is Butterfly by LOONA, because their identity on X is deeply tied to LOONA and especially the ethereal, emotional side of K‑pop. They literally center the song in their timeline, highlighting it as a standout with a caps-lock style of excitement in a tweet about “loona butterfly (2019)”. Their bio and interests show someone who is creative, fandom-driven, and a bit dramatic in a heartfelt way, as seen when they list loving “tripleS, loona, izone, enhypen, nct e xikers” and media like “one piece, bungo stray dogs, jjba e evangelion” in “5 coisas que eu gosto”. Butterfly’s themes of transformation, connection, and emotional release mirror how they talk about being on the verge of a breakdown yet finding comfort in media, like when they say “eu estou à beira de um colapso mental” but also mention always going back to One Piece for support in “eu sempre vou assistir one piece toda vez que eu fico mal”. The song’s airy but powerful energy fits someone who oscillates between intense fandom joy — for example screaming “XO MY CYBERLOVE SOTY” in this tweet — and raw emotion, making Butterfly a perfect musical reflection of their online persona.

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