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Your Simpsons character
Ariel mirrors Bart Simpson's chaotic, witty, and rebellious nature. Like Bart, Ariel thrives on stirring the pot, evident in 'sighs in chaos' and 'Everything about this comments section makes this ALL OUT WAR.' His sharp burns, such as 'I know that aint a Saints fan talking with that polar bear at QB looking ass,' align with Bart's knack for clever insults. Both have a softer side, as seen in Ariel's empathetic tweet 'Man what? Apparently, his parents also died too.' They share a mischievous yet caring personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ariel embodies ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion shines in his lively sports debates, like 'Everything about this comments section makes this ALL OUT WAR.' Intuition drives his creative and chaotic humor, seen in 'sighs in chaos.' His thinking side analyzes player dynamics, as in 'The Browns werent good last season.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, evident in his varied commentary on different sports and teams. He's a debater who thrives on energy and ideas.

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Sports analyst in the chaos zone | Neurodivergent lefty with a knack for witty burns | Football, baseball, and ALL OUT WAR in the comments | Defender of Shedeur Sanders and chaos enthusiast | DM for debates!– @chxostopia

Your signature cocktail
The 'Chaos Draft' reflects Ariel's bold and chaotic personality. Whiskey represents his sharp wit, seen in 'I know that aint a Saints fan talking with that polar bear at QB looking ass.' Cranberry Juice adds a tangy edge, mirroring his spirited debates like 'Everything about this comments section makes this ALL OUT WAR.' Ginger Beer brings energy, fitting his lively tweets like 'WELCOME TO THE BROTHERHOOD.' Lime and bitters add complexity, much like his mix of humor and empathy. It's a drink as dynamic as Ariel!

Your Hogwarts House
Ariel fits Gryffindor with his boldness, loyalty, and competitive spirit. His tweet 'How yall say Shedeur is overrated is baffling to me' showcases his courage in defending his opinions, even against widespread criticism. Gryffindors are known for their love of competition, as seen in Ariel's frequent sports debates like 'It gon be a fair battle.' His loyalty to athletes like Jordan Travis in 'Its a damn shame we wont get to see you play in the league Jordan' aligns with Gryffindor values. While chaotic, his energy is driven by passion and bravery, making him a clear match.

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This anthem suits Ariel's bold and competitive personality. His tweet 'WELCOME TO THE BROTHERHOOD' reflects the song's rallying energy. The line 'You got mud on your face, you big disgrace' matches his sharp burns, like 'I know that aint a Saints fan talking with that polar bear at QB looking ass.' Ariel's passion for sports and team spirit, seen in 'BELIEVE IN THE ANDY PAGES MVP CAMPAIGN BABY,' aligns with the song's celebration of triumph and unity.

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