Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: Openly shares raw feelings, e.g., tweet about wanting to cut herself
- Creative: Frequent fanfic mentions and requests for fanart, showing artistic output
- Self-aware: Reflects on possible childhood trauma and mental health, e.g., asking about SA
- Community-oriented: Engages with shedtwt and other fans, e.g., "Good day for fanfic writers"
- Identity fluid: Lists multiple pronouns and nicknames, showing openness to gender/identity
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Repeated mentions of cutting and self-injury, e.g., "Do I need to cut open wounds"
- Suicidal ideation: Multiple statements about wanting to kill herself, e.g., "I'm gonna kill myself sooner then I thought"
- Substance dependence: Reliance on Monster energy drinks and vaping for anxiety relief
- Body dysmorphia: Negative self-image about weight and looks, e.g., "Dawg why am I so ugly"
- Impulsive coping: Uses risky behaviors like binge eating, substance use, and self-harm for immediate relief
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Moe Szyslak is a perpetually depressed, lonely bartender who often uses alcohol as his only way to cope, similar to how the user says, "Crazy how my only coping mechanims that help is smoking, self harm, sleeping, and monster" and "I need a monster or smth so bad j need smth to relieve my anxiety." The user repeatedly expresses suicidal thoughts ("I'm gonna kill myself sooner then I thought", "I hate everyone I know which is not helping my suicidal thoughts"), echoing Moe’s frequent suicidal ideation and low self‑esteem. Their self‑destructive behavior, such as "I want to CUT MYSELF" and "I hate being a minor bc I wanna flirt w/ ppl on the internet but what if they are actually normal," parallels Moe’s self‑loathing and desire for connection despite feeling unlovable. Both display a pattern of substance abuse ("I need to abuse substances", "I was told if I wanted to look my bmi I had to exercise too bad I ain’t doing allat") and a chronic sense of hopelessness that is a core part of Moe’s character. This combination of depression, self‑harm, and reliance on a harmful substance makes Moe Szyslak the Simpsons character that best matches the user's profile.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user’s communication is dominated by inner feelings and personal turmoil, a hallmark of Introversion: 'My thoughts are quiet there’s no sound in there anymore' and 'I hate everyone I know which is not helping my suicidal thoughts.' Their focus on abstract mental states, dreams, and speculative concepts like reality‑shifting shows an Intuitive preference: 'If reality shifting is real would it be weird if I shift to the omegaverse…' and 'I had a dream I was in a mental hospital.' The decision‑making is driven by emotions and personal values rather than logic, as seen in statements such as 'I want kids so bad… one of my only reasons to be alive is to have a normal and good adult life with love and happiness.' Finally, the erratic posting style, spontaneous changes, and lack of concrete planning reflect a Perceiving orientation: 'I might remove the of shedtwt in my name…' and 'Idk how to survive without drama, this might be the time I kms.' Together these traits point to an INFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a fanfic? Because you've got me imagining the perfect alternate universe where we both get to be happy together!
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a chilled Monster and a killer playlist?
- Are you a deity from the PJO universe? Because you just made my heart race faster than a demigod at a monster battle!
- Is your name Thalia? Because every time I see your tweets, I feel like I’m battling my own emotions and losing!
- If you were a song on my playlist, you'd be the one that makes me want to drive too fast and scream the lyrics at the top of my lungs!
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Your new Twitter bio
Fanfiction writer & myth fan; accidentally turned my coffee spill into a mini-story about Apollo. DM for collabs or a friendly chat.– @cianuuuh__
Your signature cocktail
Nightshade Meltdown
The Nightshade Meltdown mixes Monster Energy—referencing the tweet 'I need a monster or smth so bad…'—with the nostalgic fizz of Irn Bru, the user’s favorite drink, to capture their craving for quick relief. Black vodka adds a deep, brooding darkness that mirrors their confession 'I want to CUT MYSELF' and the constant battle with self‑harm. A splash of grenadine provides a blood‑red hue, echoing the recurring themes of 'I'm gonna kill myself sooner then I thought' and the visceral pain in their posts. The drink’s chaotic, high‑caffeine punch reflects the erratic, intense vibe of their timeline, while the sweet‑sour balance hints at the fleeting comfort they seek in fandom and fleeting moments of joy.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user repeatedly shows a strong desire to understand their own mental health, asking questions like "How does one know if they had childhood trauma that they can't remember" and "What is a binge bc I thought it was eating until you get sick" which reflects Ravenclaw’s love for knowledge. They also identify themselves as "smart" despite feeling hindered by mental issues, e.g., "I'm lwk smart but my mental issues made me not smart," indicating an intellectual self‑image. Their frequent references to fanfiction, literature, and creative titles, such as "Send me nico di angelo and Leo valdez... fanart" and the quote "I'm not afraid to die, Thalia," reveal a curiosity for storytelling and the arts, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. While the content is dark, the pattern of seeking insight and valuing intellect over ambition, bravery, or loyalty aligns most closely with Ravenclaw values.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Johnny Cash
The user’s constant references to self‑harm and suicidal thoughts – e.g., “I want to CUT MYSELF,” “I’m gonna kill myself sooner then I thought,” and “My thoughts are quiet there’s no sound in there anymore” – align closely with the raw confession in “Hurt” (“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel”). The lyric “The needle tears a hole” mirrors their reliance on substances like Monster and vaping to numb anxiety. The song’s bleak, introspective tone captures the feeling of being trapped in a “quiet” mind with no hope, as expressed in “I love listening to vent songs while extŕmky suicidal when it only makes me worse lol.” Finally, the chorus’s lament about a life “full of regret” reflects the user’s sense of worthlessness and longing for an end, making “Hurt” a fitting anthem for their emotional state.
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