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The user’s constant trolling, provocative insults, and love of chaos mirror Bart Simpson’s mischievous, rule‑breaking nature. Tweets like ‘whats this retard on about’ and ‘my annoying co worker got skinned alive in a construction accident’ show a tendency to mock and shock, just as Bart does with his pranks and catch‑phrase ‘Eat my shorts!’. The profile also displays a self‑centered, attention‑seeking style, e.g., ‘give me your moneyyyyy 😭 pleeeeasseee 💵 (no age limit)’, which parallels Bart’s habit of seeking attention from peers and adults. Additionally, the frequent use of crude language and insults toward older people, such as ‘you aren’t japanese and if u are a student u cant be a NEET dont piss me off’, reflects Bart’s rebellious attitude toward authority. Overall, the chaotic, provocative, and rebellious vibe aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user shows strong extraverted tendencies, constantly seeking attention and interaction, as seen in tweets like "give me your moneyyyyy 😭 pleeeeasseee 💵 (no age limit)" and "i need more followers so i probably have to post my body again". Their focus is on concrete, sensory details and immediate events, for example "my annoying co worker got skinned alive in a construction accident" and "im finally skinner than my bf oh my god this medicine does wonders". Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, evident in statements such as "I hate people who romanticize sex work especially when they glorify it" and "i am not proship because if u like some stereotypical dumb incest shit u annoy me and ill harass". The posting style is highly spontaneous and unstructured, with abrupt topic changes and impulsive remarks like "WHATEVER ILL JUST START S..." and frequent repetitive slogans. These traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Meme curator, anime lover, cat enthusiast. Once ordered pizza for a stray and fed the whole block. 🎮🐱– @cieltard

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The cocktail captures the dark, chaotic energy of @cieltard with its deep black vodka and blood‑red orange, echoing the "🩸🪓" blood and axe symbols in their bio. The splash of champagne adds a regal "queen/king/monarch" flair referenced in the tweet "my ex was like this when we broke up… keep ur chin ip queen/king/monarch". A thin layer of grenadine gives a sweet‑sour "blood" note, while the edible gold‑leaf "collar" garnish nods to the tweet "my love language is collaring". The glittering collar also reflects the user’s desperate attention‑seeking, as seen in the plea "give me your moneyyyyy 😭 pleeeeasseee 💵 (no age limit)". Finally, the drink’s sharp bite and dark finish recall the unsettling vibe of "my annoying co worker got skinned alive in a construction accident" and "i’m finally skinner than my bf".

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The user frequently emphasizes personal gain and status, e.g., "ugh gonna crashout omg have no fp my life is meaningless i need more followers so i probably have to post my body again," which shows ambition. They also display a willingness to manipulate and threaten others, such as "by the way i usually ruin anyone who wrongs me so thats why u dont wanna be a relationship with me" and "don’t piss me off." Their self‑centered, cunning behavior, lack of loyalty, and enjoyment of power over others match the core Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to do whatever it takes to get ahead. They do not exhibit the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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The user frequently embraces a 'bad' persona, repeatedly posting lines like 'i dont gaf' and 'All pf u HATE ME', showing they don't care about others' opinions. Their tweets such as 'abusive relationships r hot but only when im in one' and 'my love language is collaring' reveal a love for chaos, control, and toxic dynamics, traits that align with the mischievous, unapologetic tone of Billie Eilish's 'Bad Guy'. The repeated chant 'tetard dhurrr SMD dhurr' functions as a nonsensical self‑identification similar to the song’s repeated refrain 'I'm the bad guy, duh'. Additionally, the lyric 'I'm the bad guy' mirrors their self‑portrayal as an antagonist who thrives on provoking and harassing others, as seen in tweets like 'i only take nudes to look at myself' and 'i dont gaf'.

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