Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Bilingual Proficiency: Switching naturally between English and Polish in her bio and tweets like “jimmy i lois to tak przepotezne duo nie moge”.
- Media Enthusiast: She shows deep engagement with long-running series, specifically binge-watching Smallville and discussing “s7e7 clark” details.
- Analytical Viewer: Evaluates acting performances, noting that “james masters lowk the best actor this season”.
- Community Engagement: Takes time to leave “genuine stuff on ao3” to support fellow fan-fiction creators.
- Self-Irony: Displays a sense of humor about her own mistakes, calling out her own “screenshot of shame”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic Procrastination: Admitted desire to “skip spanish” and prioritize other things over her “studies”.
- Low Attention Span: Admits she “stopped reading” a series she considers her 'goat' after only ten volumes.
- Impulsive Venting: Frequently posts aggressive hyperbole, such as wanting to give herself a “lobotomy” when frustrated.
- Poor Grooming Habits: Relies on “inhumane amounts of hair spray” to the point of making her hair 'crispy'.
- Online Impersonation: Openly admits to deceptive behavior by having “faked being seeleleaks” in the past.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving student who feels the weight of academic pressure, lamenting “spanish gonna be the death of me” and often wishing for a “break from university” to focus on her personal interests. She shares Lisa’s intellectual intensity and passion for media, providing detailed, critical commentary on character arcs such as when she notes “lionel has so much aura i cant even hate anymore”. Her tendency toward existential dread and self-deprecation, seen in her reaction to her own thoughts with “a minute of silence for my dumb brain”, mirrors Lisa's own frequent bouts of cynicism. Despite the occasional drama, she remains deeply devoted to her niche hobbies and favorite 'goats,' much like Lisa's unwavering commitment to her own values and idols.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
CIFERAGOONER exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary media consumption and internal states, often “crying over miss erica before class” or engaging in independent fandom activities. Their Intuition is evident in their tendency to make abstract connections, such as comparing Smallville characters to anime tropes by asking “why is s7 lana the rika to clark's yuta”. As a Feeling type, they prioritize emotional resonance and personal values, claiming “kara my love the only real character in this show”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, disorganized approach to life and media, admitting they “lowkey wanna skip spanish” and reacting impulsively to plot twists with “im bored lets delete lana from the show”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a fan of Lionel Luthor? Because you've clearly got enough aura to make me stop hating and start falling.
- Forget Lana and Clark, their 'copulation earthquakes' have nothing on the way you're currently rocking my world.
- If you’re looking for a new oomf to finally hit that 60 billion follower milestone, I’m ready to be your number one.
- I may not be James Marsters, but I promise I’ll give the best performance of the season if you give me a chance.
- Is your heart like the Lidl app? Because I’ve reached the point where I just have to download you into my life.
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19 | Multilingual student. Passionate about long-form television analysis and gacha mechanics. Once accidental leader of a digital leak hoax; now just a coffee enthusiast.– @CIFERAGOONER
Your signature cocktail
The Baka-Kryptonite Martini
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental mix reflecting a 19-year-old 'slop master' deep in a Smallville binge-watch. The bitter undertones represent her frustration with the show's writing, like when she tweets “i need to finish this season some time soon bruh its so ass”, while the flashy glitter matches her desire to look “fierce rn if i had like more piercings”. The strong Polish vodka base honors her heritage during moments of peak exhaustion, such as “zditm jak zwykle z gownem 😞”. Finally, the blue hue serves as a tribute to her favorite character, “kara my love the only real character in this show”, making it the perfect drink for someone “ascending” over good coffee and niche gacha games.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
CIFERAGOONER exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a preference for resourcefulness, often expressing a desire to bypass obstacles like academic responsibilities or difficult tasks, such as when they post “lowkey wanna skip spanish actually” or “czy mozemy zrobic jakas przerwe na studiach albo cos bo mam wazniejsze rzeczy do robienia ngl”. Their appreciation for high-status and power is evident in their fascination with characters who possess a commanding presence, noting that “lionel has so much aura i cant even hate anymore”. Furthermore, they display a cunning sense of humor regarding their own social maneuvers, admitting to a past where they “faked being seeleleaks” to gain attention. This combination of valuing 'aura,' personal time over duty, and a self-admitted history of online deception aligns most closely with Slytherin traits.
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Your song
Supergirl - Reamonn
CIFERAGOONER is deeply immersed in the world of Smallville, frequently documenting her marathon of the show with a mix of adoration and humorous critique. Her handle and bio, “president of kara island ♡”, directly reference Kara Zor-El, whom she calls “my love the only real character in this show”. The song’s theme of a powerful but emotionally complex girl fits her constant commentary on characters like Lois Lane, whom she describes as “so beautiful in this episode oh my god”. Despite her struggles with university and life, noted when she says “i think my womb is trying to trigger self destruction”, she maintains a resilient, high-energy presence. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of her fan identity as a 'Supergirl' stan navigating the 'slop' of 2000s teen drama.
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