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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic: Alex's tweets constantly express his love and admiration for María, like 'Qué feliz me hace María tío, es la mejor'.
- Humorous: His dark and quirky humor shines in tweets like 'Si es niño Cloretilo, si es niña Ketamina'.
- Activist: He critiques institutions and advocates for justice, as seen in 'Expropien a los capitalistas y abajo el estado'.
- Playful: Alex's chaotic and fun personality is evident in tweets like 'Me voy a hacer dos litros de kalimotxo para el concierto'.
- Thoughtful: He values deep conversations, as shown in 'Me cuesta entender cómo hay gente que no quiere que sus parejas les hablen de sus relaciones pasadas'.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: His chaotic energy sometimes leads to impulsive decisions, like 'Me voy a hacer dos litros de kalimotxo para el concierto'.
- Overly Emotional: He tends to experience emotional highs and lows, as seen in 'Es loco estar tan a gusto con alguien que en el momento que se va ya tenga resaca emocional'.
- Distracted: Alex often tweets about random cravings and distractions, like 'Tengo un antojo brutal de tarta de queso'.
- Frustrated: He expresses irritation with everyday inconveniences, like 'Masmovil me cago en tu vida no tengo internet desde esta mañana'.
- Pessimistic: Alex sometimes shows a lack of faith in humanity, as seen in 'Yo ya no tengo fe en la humanidad, buenas noched'.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Alex is like Milhouse with his romantic, slightly chaotic, and humorous personality. His constant devotion to María, like 'Qué feliz me hace María tío, es la mejor', mirrors Milhouse's hopeless romantic side. His quirky tweets, like 'Si es niño Cloretilo, si es niña Ketamina', align with Milhouse's awkward humor. Both characters are lovable, slightly dramatic, and endearing in their unique way.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Alex embodies the ENFP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his social and romantic tweets, like 'Qué feliz me hace María tío, es la mejor'. Intuition drives his activism and deep thoughts, such as 'Expropien a los capitalistas y abajo el estado'. His feeling side shines in his emotional tweets, like 'Es loco estar tan a gusto con alguien que en el momento que se va ya tenga resaca emocional'. Perceiving is reflected in his playful and chaotic energy, like 'Hoy toca misión secreta, mi vida es un videojuego'.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you María? Because you're the only person who could make me tweet 'Dios mío lo guapa que es María nopuedomas AAAAA'.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Because even Metrovalencia's heating couldn't match your warmth.
- Are you kalimotxo? Because you're the perfect mix I need to survive my chaotic concerts.
- Are you a fox? Because I'm in love with you, just like Alex is with María 🦊.
- Is your name Valencia? Because I'd tweet weekly about how I'd be born in you again and again!
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Your new Twitter bio
València-based dreamer | In love with María 🦊 | Activist, storyteller, and chaos enthusiast | Lover of cheese tarts, incense, and kalimotxo | Tweets fueled by love, humor, and a sprinkle of rebellion.– @cigarrosnegros_
Your signature cocktail
València Sunset
The 'València Sunset' reflects Alex's vibrant and chaotic personality. Orange liqueur symbolizes his love for Valencia, as seen in 'Y volvería a nacer en Valencia 🔥'. Red wine represents his romantic side, expressed in tweets like 'Qué feliz me hace María tío, es la mejor'. Soda water adds a playful fizz, echoing his chaotic energy in 'Hoy toca misión secreta, mi vida es un videojuego'. Lemon juice brings a tangy edge, matching his humor in 'Si es niño Cloretilo, si es niña Ketamina'. Fresh basil adds an artistic touch, reflecting his poetic tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alex fits Hufflepuff due to his loyalty, kindness, and romantic nature. His unwavering love for María, evident in tweets like 'Dios mío lo guapa que es María nopuedomas AAAAA', showcases his dedication. His playful humor and chaotic energy, like 'Hoy toca misión secreta, mi vida es un videojuego', reflect a Hufflepuff's fun-loving spirit. While he has activist tendencies, his main focus is on love and interpersonal connections, making Gryffindor or Ravenclaw less fitting.
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Perfect - Ed Sheeran
The romantic ballad Perfect by Ed Sheeran suits Alex's love-filled personality. His tweets about María, like 'Qué feliz me hace María tío, es la mejor', reflect the song's themes of unconditional love and admiration. The line 'I found a love for me' resonates with his constant declarations of affection. The song's emotional and heartfelt tone matches Alex's poetic and sentimental tweets.
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