Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative artist: Frequently shares original drawings and concepts like lesbiblur and Britpop/spice-girl crossovers, e.g. asking for more lesbiblur ideas and posting art for dopamine boosts: “you'll never fucking belieeeeve what i just posted . i wanna post more art for real…”
- Socially conscious: Thinks critically about politics, capitalism, war, and homophobia/misogyny in music fandoms, e.g. “shower today was successful… ranting in my head about no ethical consumption under capitalism…” and “a lot of people hate blur… tied to homophobia/misogyny”
- Supportive friend: Boosts others and wants to interact with oomfs, e.g. “everyone go follow capser now or i will show up to your home” and “sometimes i rt shit that oomfs post that i dont even agree with just to interact with them”
- Humorous communicator: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor about daily life and fandom, e.g. “why do minors get to be minors but adults dont get to be majors” and multiple running jokes about not showering: “i haven't showered since last year 😂”
- Reflective thinker: Shows meta-awareness about fandom behavior and wants to write essays or fanfic to explore ideas, e.g. “im having so many thoughts about this i fully like Need to write an actual essay on this. would anyone gaf” and “honestly what if i just write fanfic as quick gcse practice”
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect hygiene: Repeatedly jokes about not showering for a long time, suggesting poor self-care or at least normalization of it, e.g. “i have ntshowered since last year guys omfg” and “i haven't showered since last year😂”
- Harsh self-talk: Describes themself in very negative or extreme terms, e.g. calling themself a loser in “fucking loser” and doubting their own abilities with commissions: “i struggle so badly to make something work… id just feel bad ..”
- Threat-based joking: Uses exaggerated threats or self-harm phrasing as humor or pressure, e.g. “send gimmicks or i will kill my self” and joking about showing up at people’s homes if they don’t follow someone: “everyone go follow capser now or i will show up to your home”
- Overthinking anxiety: Avoids normal activities due to discomfort or fear, e.g. waiting hours to go downstairs because a parent is there: “i've been waiting to go downstairs for like 3 hours because my mam is down there” and mentally rehearsing arguments in the shower: “just making sure im prepared if i need to step up ever again”
- Sleep health issues: Mentions forgetting to breathe and extreme sleep patterns, suggesting possible health or regulation problems, e.g. “i been forgetting to breathe recently” and “holy fuck i slept so much”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: an artsy, political, slightly neurotic overthinker who’s both sincere and ironic. Like Lisa, they’re very politically aware and willing to call things out, e.g. their rant about capitalism in the shower in “shower today was successful i spent the whole time ranting in my head about no ethical consumption under capitalism…” and their frustration with family bigotry in “as soon as i started calling my family members out for their bullshit suddenly im ‘not allowed alcohol at family gatherings’ and im a mad lefty”. They’re also deeply into creative pursuits (drawing, fanart, essays), shown by posts like “posting my art is a real dopamine boost i should do it more” and “im having so many thoughts about this i fully like Need to write an actual essay on this”, which fits Lisa’s artistic and academic intensity. The anxiety and overthinking about social situations and family (“i've been waiting to go downstairs for like 3 hours because my mam is down there”) also echoes Lisa’s sensitivity and tendency to feel out of step with those around her. Even their mix of niche music taste and earnest fandom, as in “i've reached the point in my music taste where my mam no longer questions it or is surprised when i know a niche song from 1982 or whatever”, mirrors Lisa’s precocious, slightly snobby but heartfelt cultural obsessions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about needing the house empty to move around (“can my stepdad go to work already i want to move around the house”), waiting hours to go downstairs because their mum is there (“i've been waiting to go downstairs for like 3 hours because my mam is down there”), and having a priv account, all suggesting a socially cautious, inward-focused person despite being active online. Their focus on ideas, symbolism, and hypotheticals points to Intuition (N): they riff on conceptual questions and thought experiments like the fingertip liquids scenario (“what 5 liquids would you choose to excrete out of your fingertips”), media culture and homophobia in Blur vs Oasis (“i really do feel like the reason a lot of people hate blur … is tied to homophobia/misogyny”), and ethics under capitalism in the shower (“ranting in my head about no ethical consumption under capitalism”). They clearly prioritize values and feelings over detached logic, which suggests Feeling (F): they frame arguments in moral terms about community and inclusion (“british culture is more about community … it sucks that some people think you cant be a part of that community if youre not one certain way”) and are very sensitive to social justice and homophobia/misogyny, while also worrying about letting people down with commissions (“if someone's paying me and i can't get the angle or colours right … id just feel bad”). Their lifestyle reads as flexible, procrastination-prone, and spontaneous rather than structured, indicating Perceiving (P): they joke multiple times about not showering or delaying basic tasks (“i have ntshowered since last year guys omfg”), rush makeup in 30 minutes (“have 30 mins to get ready (not enough for frances)”), and constantly bounce between hyperfixations and art ideas (“life is amazing when you have 2 hyperfixations at once”, “guys i wanna draw more lesbiblur … give me ideas please”) rather than following a clear plan. Overall, the combination of internal, value-driven reflection, imaginative fandom/art focus, and a loose, exploratory lifestyle matches INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said there’s ‘no ethical consumption under capitalism,’ but I’m pretty sure ethically consuming your lesbiblur art is the closest I’ve come to socialism AND religion at the same time.
- You’re out here asking what time Damon Albarn goes to sleep so you can match his schedule—what if we just compromise and sync ours with a late-night Blur listening party and a morning where we both miss the bus by 20 whole ass minutes?
- You keep tweeting ‘I haven’t showered since last year 😂’ and honestly, if I still think you’re hot while you’re bragging about being a biohazard, that’s kind of proof this is real.
- As the alleged CEO of #lesbiblur and architect of femme Noel / butch Graham, have you considered a new ship: you x me, enemies to lovers over who gets control of the Spotify equaliser?
- You said you’ve been practicing your art for months and need ideas—what if you draw us as a britpop Spice Girls duo: you as the blur-obsessed Manc girl, me as the one who actually flushes the toilet and tells you your makeup looks perfect even when you ‘just did it shitty’ on the bus.
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Your new Twitter bio
Frances | 16, Manchester | Blur, britpop & Man City enthusiast | Once dreamt Kurt Cobain watched me play an arcade game & I’ve been overthinking since.– @ciggiesmokers
Your signature cocktail
LesbiBlur Lightning (The Ciggie Special)
This cocktail hits like hyperfixation brain: the vodka-espresso shot is for staying up overanalyzing Blur and Britpop discourse while ranting about politics, as seen when they say “shower today was successful i spent the whole time ranting in my head about no ethical consumption under capitalism”. Blue curaçao stands in for Man City and the blue-tinted Britpop life, nodding to “@mancity” and their endless Blur obsession like “blur fans britpop enjoyers oomf me up i want more of you please”. The cloudy lemonade keeps it sharp, teenage, and northern – fizzy but slightly sour, like someone who jokes “why do minors get to be minors but adults dont get to be majors” while low-key refusing to go downstairs because their mam is there in “i've been waiting to go downstairs for like 3 hours because my mam is down there”. A dash of bitters represents the righteous salt and lefty frustration at family and society in “as soon as i started calling my family members out for their bullshit suddenly im ‘not allowed alcohol at family gatherings’ and im a mad lefty”. Finally, cotton-candy soda/syrup adds chaotic sweetness and fandom camp, capturing the girly, lesbiblur art energy from “happy femmebruary everyone #lesbiblur” and the utterly unserious joy of “life is amazing when you have 2 hyperfixations at once. my brain is never empty”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Frances shows a very Ravenclaw mix of curiosity, analysis, and creative obsession. They explicitly talk about wanting to write an actual essay about a cultural topic: “im having so many thoughts about this i fully like Need to write an actual essay on this. would anyone gaf”, which signals a nerdy, analytical impulse rather than just vibes-based fandom. Their timeline is full of meta-thinking about culture and politics, like linking blur hate to structural bias: “i really do feel like the reason a lot of people hate blur (esp in the context of blur vs oasis) is tied to homophobia/misogyny” and critiquing consumption: “ranting in my head about no ethical consumption under capitalism… just making sure im prepared if i need to step up ever again”. They also enjoy conceptual questions and thought experiments, e.g. the fingertip-liquid scenario: “what 5 liquids would you choose to excrete out of your fingertips… scrambled egg mixture… olive oil… diiet coke… gasoline… vodka”, showing playful, lateral thinking. Their art hyperfixations and desire to practice and refine skills — “i have been drawing a lot recently… practicing my colouring and shading by redrawing dan and phil photos” — coupled with self-aware commentary on AI and creativity: “they should invent a way to draw stuff without actually drawing it… realised that's just ai”, underline a creative, reflective Ravenclaw mindset rather than pure ambition (Slytherin) or simple loyalty (Hufflepuff). While they clearly have strong morals and will call people out politically, the dominant throughline is intellectualized fandom and constant thinking, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Parklife - Blur
The best-fitting song for them is Parklife by Blur, because it captures chaotic everyday British life with humour, anxiety, and love for local culture in the same way their timeline does. Their very British, very Manc persona and affection for UK culture comes through in tweets like “i hate that i cant day that i love british culture without sounding like a racist . especially because to me , british culture is more about community than anything” and “northerners are all communists. why else would we refer to eachother as ‘our’?”, which mirrors Parklife’s commentary on British everydayness and class. The song’s hectic, slice-of-life energy fits their stream-of-consciousness posts about buses, showers and family, like “why is my bus 20 whole ass minutes late” and “can my stepdad go to work already i want to move around the house”. It also aligns with their hyper, slightly absurd humour in “why do minors get to be minors but adults dont get to be majors” and “the q about what 5 liquids would you choose to excrete out of your fingertips”. Finally, as a self-described blur/britpop obsessive who tweets things like “blur fans britpop enjoyers oomf me up i want more of you please.”, a signature, iconic Blur track fits them far better than anything outside that world.
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